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Everybody. Thumbs up, welcome clap it up. Welcome back to ASS
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Animal Super Squad, the greatest game of all time,
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which I made completely by myself. I'm taking all the credit for all the work that has been done.
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Why not just keep playing this ten out of ten game of all time?
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Critics are calling this the greatest acompliment(bruh)...
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accomplishment in humankind, and I would have to agree(chicken falls through logs) god damn it
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Oh I'm fine! How about that? There's many possibilities in this game, endless possibilities, oh there's a map there
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Here we go, just need the right speed and momentum.
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There it is, there it is, we got it. What is this? chumpy jumpy? There's just so many ways to go in the game
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look at that beautiful look at that front flip I
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I did it
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And we're back up on top, as we always are
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Come on little puffer, you can do this damn it
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He is getting his ass beat(chuckles). Oh no!
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Here we ar, oh wow. We're fine
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We're absolutely fine. Poor lil puffer. He dindu nothin. All right, thank God, a checkpoint
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I'm fine. I don't think I'm supposed to go there. Okay, whatever. (exoplodes), god damn it
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There it is, okay I get. I got to stand on the platform. My goal is to be
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Jacksepticeye. If I beat his score, then I know I have done a great job. Oh
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my god, I think I'm okay. Alright another checkpoint nice. Yeah, you know I might be a little biased, but these levels are well-designed man
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Look at that. Okay, we're going up to the top. Hey!, look at that.
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Great. Come on. I gotta be Jacksepticeye. I'm gonna check what score he gets later.
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Fuck, that's annoying
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Why does that keep happening! Alright, let's take and nice easy
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Nice and easy, you got a time it.
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You got a tie, you gotta time it
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You got it. You got a time it, you gotta time it
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For real how long did Jack take. There it is, there it is, he's there in two minutes 18. I'm there (realizes) oh no
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I gotta beat Jack
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That's all I care about now
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If I don't, then this game has been for nothing. I did it I did it
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Whoa what the heck?
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What is this?
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How does this even work
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NOOOOO!
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Oh, it charges! I see, I see. You hold it down. wuuuooh!
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Look at that. I knew about that. I knew about that.
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I knew about that as well. I knew about everything because I made everything in the game. Let's get the checkpoint
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Charge it baby, come on!
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Maybe too much power. Maybe not
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God damn it. C'mon, I don't have enough time to fail, come on, come on
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Come on
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Come on. Oh, there's a flame there, there's a flame there everybody
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Look at that. Look at it
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Perfection.
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Let's get the perfection everybody alright, then we go down we go yes
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Come on
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Come on
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The game, the levels are getting a lot harDEERR
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F*ck, come on, I gotta beat Jack I gotta beat Jack I gotta beat Jack come on come on come on come on
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Come on, yes, that's an unlock, you know what? I need the hovercraft, come on
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Here we go here we go here we go
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Come on, yes yes yes. HUH(inhale)
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What!? No?
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You @ssholes
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Okay
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5:46 well well well I bet I bet you know he didn't even beat the level
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five (Jack- fuck my face)eleven
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(Jack - no don't fuck my face). Pewds- What the hell, I thought he was family friendly Christian
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I'd literally just clicked there, and that's what you said Jack.
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5:54, you got your beat buddy! Suck on that one Jack. Suck on how bout dat
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Jack, I didn't even try I didn't even try. Moving on, ooh there's a star level
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Jumpy jumpy oh, that's the thing we unlocked okay, let's try it what didn't then what I?
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Need to get oh it's like a I need to I need to jump on the thing - are
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You kidding me - how now I need to go back a little bit
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Well
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That's impossible oh I know how I know how oh
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I get it just ignore that
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Was easy that was easy we got corn dog everybody let's go to crystal and pipes come on
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Come on
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Easy, I gotta be Jake again, man. I got so much bag
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Look at that speed. Go home. You Irish something bad. Okay? Yes
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Look at it
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I'm pumping the speed I'm pumping the speed the hell are you smoking jacket? What happened to you you fell up?
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You fell off Jack
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Why am I so mean to Jack at him I?
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Have no reason to okay. You know why I'm starting toward a drama for the sake of promoting this game
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Wow, I really did it guys. I really man
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I can't see where I'm going. I'm sure it's I'm here now. I'm here now
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Nailed it no no no no miss no no no oh
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Yes, this machine is the best dude there it is
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Yes, we really went for realistic physics. You can tell right. It's so nice here. We go look at that boy
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Look at this boys easy excuse me excuse me can the game be a little more easy. What's happening?
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Okay right, you know what I'm gonna bet my youtube channel. Oh you thought you could make me fall down
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I'm gonna bet my youtube channel. I'm beating Jack in this game
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And I'm not even trying
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Get me out there it is
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Ladies, and I go hey look at that. That's awesome very nice
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219 what did Jack get three years
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The air and wave them like you just don't care
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3:55 well I think we know who the casual is. I want to play some of you guys maps
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These are my maps I sort by likes jungle escape got a lot of likes, so let's go with that one
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Let's see what you guys have made in the game. It's actually decent looking man. It's like well-designed and everything
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Wow, it's almost like you guys have some form of talent
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I'm really impressed you guys made this. Oh look at that. It's got a different option
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Oh my God look at that get the checkpoint and a front-flip. Thank you
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Wow, I really misjudged you guys I did. I thought you would make really bad levels bidding. These aren't up. Oh wow
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Oh, wow, oh wow oh?
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Oh my god. This is awesome. Okay here Brad
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Not again
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What is happening whoa whoa nope no no no too fast too fast. Oh
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My Oh No ever again, we did that was awesome that was so cool
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I gotta like that one. I got unlike that one man Supremes
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Rollercoaster zero deaths I'll be the judge of that
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What the heck what is this vehicle oh wow hey
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Come up
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Come up come on give me the speed mr. Puffer
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Wait what's happening? Oh my god? Oh my god. I'm fine. I'm fine ow
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Nice
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Nice I do that on purpose
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Look at this oh
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Shit, we've burned up
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Ok we're almost there. We're almost there. Don't worry. We're gonna make it to the top
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No no no it's fine, I'll make it to the top don't worry about
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Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it ok
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Shut up
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I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Don't worry about me
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This game is clearly bullshit this game has given up on me
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how
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That what
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We're fine, we're fine, we're fine I missed the checkpoint are you kidding me?
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Fifty meters 50 meters, I just need to go 50 meters how
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And then we're done, okay come on come on
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Just put me down
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Just put me down here. Please oh, no we're still here
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Come on just
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ten meters
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Alright, we're fine
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We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. I actually did it
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Rake up gaming well done designing that level I really enjoyed it very hard level four very hard whamon
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I'll be the judge of that
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All right, what do we got huh? What did we get huh? All right?
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What did we get very easy level four very tough, man. It's what I'm getting in. I'm you know
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I'm not even gonna get the checkpoint cuz I know I don't need oh my god. Oh wow wow
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wow
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It's fun. Oh wait. It's the boat thing again. No wait what?
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I'll jump over any day son this machine is Opie nerf nerf this one you guys thought you could give me a challenge
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please
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You guys are a bunch of wimps
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Come on. Seriously guys if you want to make a hard level all you have to do was ask ow
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That's fine
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happens to everyone
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That's fine that happens to everyone
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There's two speed
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skip the checkpoint no problem
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Look at the speed speed and momentum, baby
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Okay, I did that on purpose oh
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No, oh we're fine
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We're a little move not adjusted properly, but we're fine
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Okay the arrow says this way and the arrow didn't mine oh
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My god what in the world oh?
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My god what how long is this level dude? Oh? Oh wow ah
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Damn it
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There it is
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Like a marinated sauce that's been marinated look at that
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This is no sauce no ketchup
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just sauce
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Okay, we're here now. I don't know if I'm supposed to be okay. You know what the level got a little harder
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I'll give you that but that is this is my first try after all
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So I really appreciate all you got to land on the coop fuck fuck fuck fuck. Yep. Oh
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It's fine. I don't I don't need two propellers. No damn it
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You guys are a bunch of wham and disrespect her. I knew it. I knew it since the beginning
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Says, I knew it was a bad idea to like you guys make the levels. I knew it was a bad shit
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Oh, no, are you kidding me if you want to get good at this game? You got it?
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You gotta at least respect five times a day
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easy
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No Felix go back to the cloud go back to the cloud Kingdom there we go
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remember the key
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speed
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is weed
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fuck I
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Think I'm not gonna make it I think I'm not gonna make it and that's really fucking annoying
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Get the other clown get the other clown. Oh
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Yes, yes, it's all. Thank God. Okay, all right
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It's happening
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There it is oh
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Wow, this game is so hard guys wow so hard you really did me a challenge. I am so scared
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Come on
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Here we go
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Damn it
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There it is like a marinated sauce that's been sauced
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Am I right ladies you know what I'm talking about ladies the whamon all five of you that watch this channel really appreciate you
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Talking yes look at that scale the Swedish man skill
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Good someone to do a mountain climbing map with this
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But this one that'd be funny no I flew past the goal
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That's a fake goal isn't it oh?
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That's a fun level I enjoyed that Christian Channel everyone
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Well what what's happening I need to go down what happened to gravity man
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Wow what a great level
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Cristen channel everyone in credit wait the goal is in the middle. I see it I see it oh
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Wow, oh oh that's the trick. That's Oh
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No, yeah, we can do we can we can do it
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Fuck
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Hey
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Look at that Christine. Channel everyone created level. You know what sir siren you get a life
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I just really want to thank you guys for all the support on the game so far it really means to live
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It's a super fun game. I think you guys are really gonna like it
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It's so fun to see especially the character creations
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I want to play more of your levels
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So please go ahead and make some make some
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Challenging one and see if you can beat me with the timing on them which I know you can't
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Because I know you're all a bunch of lowlife level scumbags who don't know how to play video games
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I'll leave a link to the description if you want to check out the game any support is highly appreciated
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The game is still in early access
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We're gonna add more and more and more, but it already has so much all the positive reviews
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Thank you to everyone that left a review on the steam page as well for taking the time and do that I really have thought
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a lot and
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Just sharing the good world of ass which is always
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Ass Thank You jacksepticeye and all the other youtubers that play the game as well so far even though you are god-awful at the game
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You know it's okay. You can't be you can't beat me you just can't but at least you trying
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Oh, that's cute that
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Is a big-ass checkpoint boy? Oh? Hell yeah, I'm bouncing haha
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Sorry, let me just finish his level
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Hey
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That's awesome all right. Thank you guys. I'm leaving like I'll see you in the next one. Goodbye squad fam