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  • What's up gamers!

  • It's yo boi...

  • PEWDIEPAAAA

  • WAHOO

  • Today we're playing

  • ....I honestly don't remember

  • This. is so. fricking. cool guys

  • I cannot tell you guys how excited I-

  • How excited I am to play this game.

  • Create a- oh my god is that me?

  • Is that me? Can I-

  • Can I kiss?

  • Hello there!

  • Let's not make it awkward, we just got started, Felix

  • I'm a blue eyes, white dragon

  • *INB4 MEDIA CALLS ME RACISM*

  • *BECAUSE I MADE A BLACK CHARACTER*

  • Listen, I gotta play it safe these days

  • WOAH

  • WOAH

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOH

  • SHJIT ITS YOU MAN

  • YOU *Freaking* ROCK MAN

  • you da best

  • you da man

  • that's right

  • god damn boi

  • this is not about

  • me customizing my medieval characters

  • this is about

  • sexism in vide-

  • *Now thats what this all about.*

  • i can frickin jump super high

  • oh that freaks me out

  • WOAH

  • HOH

  • OAH

  • OH

  • OH MY GOD that FREAKS me out dude

  • I never done that

  • OH

  • woa oh *laughing*

  • woah

  • wooah

  • oh and its slow motion too

  • woah

  • woah

  • I'm in slow motion, guys!

  • waah

  • oh dude I can have like different stances and sh-

  • that's so-

  • OW

  • How you doin' baby?

  • You ever fight with a man this handsome before?

  • Oh

  • en garde!

  • EN GARDEE

  • YEAH BOY WHAT CHU WANT

  • Im frickin outta here guys ..

  • woah

  • dude

  • even buckets got nothing on me

  • woah WAAOH

  • WOAH

  • THIS IS SO COOL

  • HAH

  • *explosion*

  • chose destination on the map

  • alright

  • lets go.. ruins

  • I can't wait to play this.. this is so cool

  • I have not played a VR game like this

  • maybe Gorn

  • if you guys remember that

  • aw jeez

  • it looks like

  • *Shiliiing*

  • it looks like I'm in dark souls

  • OH DUDE there's like

  • theres like a bunch of stuff over here

  • WOAH

  • aw dude

  • this is what we have in Sweden

  • this is what we call the viking stance

  • *Viking music plays*

  • come at me!

  • from the fyrjyorge!

  • okay.. ah okay

  • so arena

  • lets put it on uhh, the hardest

  • special mode, what does that mean?

  • heh heh heh

  • okay. uhh

  • Kinda hard to point when your arm is-

  • I'm putting it on the "hardest"

  • Dude can you wait for my arm - wait for my arm to spawn.

  • Wait for my arm - GOD DAMMIT.

  • Alright.

  • whatchu got? HUH?

  • HWHUA!

  • AH!

  • HWHA!

  • *murdering noises*

  • HUHAHHHH!

  • I got your pussy ass boyfriend.

  • DON'T EVEN TRY IT!

  • Shield time!

  • AH GOD you're still alive!

  • S-stop, STOP FIGHTING.

  • AH!

  • Ah! You crazy!

  • You're crazy

  • You're crazy

  • You're crazy!

  • I'm freakin dying over here guys-

  • *coughs*

  • Ahh

  • EH

  • Oh god

  • Erh god I'm gonna die!

  • I DONT WANNA DIE (Voice Crack)

  • woOAHHHH!

  • WOOA

  • WOAAHH

  • WOOOOH

  • You can't stop the Swedes!

  • AHHH!

  • Oh- Oh- I got 'em!

  • AH!

  • STOP!

  • STOP!

  • STOP!

  • STOP!

  • Anybody STOP!

  • I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!

  • I can't see anything-

  • honestly, where am I?

  • Alright,

  • that doesn't count!

  • Alright, bucket

  • I summon thee

  • ohhh AHHHH!

  • AHHH!

  • HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?

  • WOAH!

  • OH MY GOD I'M the emperor from the Star Wars

  • *YEGHHHHH*

  • *EYAAHHH*

  • *EHHHHHGHHHhhhhhhhh!*

  • ahHH!

  • Ah!

  • EHh!

  • Ayh!

  • *AAAAAHHHHHHHH!*

  • HhuH!

  • HA Ha ha ha!

  • *ERHRHHRHRHRH!*

  • REH!

  • PHah!

  • I expect you to die!

  • *Lightning*

  • YEahh!

  • EHhh!

  • Muehh!

  • OH, JESUS CHRIST!

  • JESUS,

  • what's wrong with you?

  • DON'T shhneak up on a man!

  • With-

  • Alright, back off. I'm getting weapons.

  • back off

  • back off

  • back off

  • You're making me VERY ANGRY!

  • YOU DO NOT WANT TO MAKE SWEDISH MAN-

  • *talks in Swedish*

  • OKAY

  • *talks in Swedish*

  • SUMMON the-

  • I have the DJAGGER!

  • I have the Dagger of Distance!

  • The Dagger of Distance!

  • Oh, ah, oh

  • YEAH! DAgger of DIStance!

  • [?]

  • Ey!

  • Hey!

  • SIT THE *Demonetize* DOWN *Demonetize*!

  • What are ya doing?

  • Come here!

  • Come here!

  • *talks in Swedish*

  • I SEE YA!

  • OH!

  • don't EVEN!

  • don't even!

  • don't eve-

  • don't eve-

  • don't eve-

  • don't eve-

  • STOP!

  • Stop!

  • Stop it!

  • OH *Demonetize*!

  • It went right throuugghh!

  • Alright, it's-

  • This is an interesting stance.

  • OH MY GOD!

  • OKAY!

  • THAT'S easier!

  • let's do, ahh-

  • medium, Wave II.

  • I wanna try the kick, this time.

  • [?]

  • [?]

  • HAH!

  • HAAH!

  • *speaks in Swedish*

  • DHAA!

  • ah-

  • *speaks in Swedish*

  • *more Swedish*

  • AWH *Demonetize*!

  • *Lightning*

  • SIT THE *Demonetize* DOWN *Demonetize*!

  • 'SQUSE ME!?

  • EXCUSE ME!?

  • aww shoot!

  • WHAT IS HAPPENING!

  • HOP!

  • HOP!

  • HOP!

  • HOP!

  • AWWWWWwwwww! AWW!

  • AWWWWW!

  • AWWWWWW!

  • AWW!

  • RAHH!

  • RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • *Swedish*

  • GRab the SWORD!

  • WOO!

  • *yelling in Swedish*

  • Aww SHOOT!

  • HOP!

  • HA ha!

  • OH GOD dammit!

  • Aw gawd damn it

  • HOP- fu-

  • lemme catch it!

  • almost...

  • [?]

  • WOOOAAAHHHH! WOAAH! WOAAAH!

  • NOOOoooo!

  • he he ha!

  • *laughing in Swedish*

  • This game is SO fun!

  • We can do, like, a longsword.

  • and he can hold it like THIS!

  • That's SO COOL, like-

  • you can just hold it however you want!

  • Like a goddamn PSYCHOPATH!

  • Aww, here we go.

  • CHOP!

  • *laughs like a psychopath*

  • [?]

  • *screaming in Swedish*

  • okay, watch this-

  • *more screaming in Swedish*

  • *ah, chi chi chi chi chuuum!*

  • DON'T-

  • don't-

  • [?]

  • You got something RIGHT there in your nose.

  • There you go,

  • fixed it for ya.

  • *explosion* (Dude, that's MY move)

  • This is how we do it in SVED!

  • AHHHHH!