It's yo boi...

PEWDIEPAAAA

WAHOO

Today we're playing

....I honestly don't remember

This. is so. fricking. cool guys

I cannot tell you guys how excited I-

How excited I am to play this game.

Create a- oh my god is that me?

Is that me? Can I-

Can I kiss?

Hello there!

Let's not make it awkward, we just got started, Felix

I'm a blue eyes, white dragon

*INB4 MEDIA CALLS ME RACISM*

*BECAUSE I MADE A BLACK CHARACTER*

Listen, I gotta play it safe these days

WOAH

WOAH

OOOOOOOOOOOOH

SHJIT ITS YOU MAN

YOU *Freaking* ROCK MAN

you da best

you da man

that's right

god damn boi

this is not about

me customizing my medieval characters

this is about

sexism in vide-

*Now thats what this all about.*

i can frickin jump super high

oh that freaks me out

WOAH

HOH

OAH

OH

OH MY GOD that FREAKS me out dude

I never done that

OH

woa oh *laughing*

woah

wooah

oh and its slow motion too

woah

woah

I'm in slow motion, guys!

waah

oh dude I can have like different stances and sh-

that's so-

OW

How you doin' baby?

You ever fight with a man this handsome before?

Oh

en garde!

EN GARDEE

YEAH BOY WHAT CHU WANT

Im frickin outta here guys ..

woah

dude

even buckets got nothing on me

woah WAAOH

WOAH

THIS IS SO COOL

HAH

*explosion*

chose destination on the map

alright

lets go.. ruins

I can't wait to play this.. this is so cool

I have not played a VR game like this

maybe Gorn

if you guys remember that

aw jeez

it looks like

*Shiliiing*

it looks like I'm in dark souls

OH DUDE there's like

theres like a bunch of stuff over here

WOAH

aw dude

this is what we have in Sweden

this is what we call the viking stance

*Viking music plays*

come at me!

from the fyrjyorge!

okay.. ah okay

so arena

lets put it on uhh, the hardest

special mode, what does that mean?

heh heh heh

okay. uhh

Kinda hard to point when your arm is-

I'm putting it on the "hardest"

Dude can you wait for my arm - wait for my arm to spawn.

Wait for my arm - GOD DAMMIT.

Alright.

whatchu got? HUH?

HWHUA!

AH!

HWHA!

*murdering noises*

HUHAHHHH!

I got your pussy ass boyfriend.

DON'T EVEN TRY IT!

Shield time!

AH GOD you're still alive!

S-stop, STOP FIGHTING.

AH!

Ah! You crazy!

You're crazy

You're crazy

You're crazy!

I'm freakin dying over here guys-

*coughs*

Ahh

EH

Oh god

Erh god I'm gonna die!

I DONT WANNA DIE (Voice Crack)

woOAHHHH!

WOOA

WOAAHH

WOOOOH

You can't stop the Swedes!

AHHH!

Oh- Oh- I got 'em!

AH!

STOP!

STOP!

STOP!

STOP!

Anybody STOP!

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!

I can't see anything-

honestly, where am I?

Alright,

that doesn't count!

Alright, bucket

I summon thee

ohhh AHHHH!

AHHH!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?

WOAH!

OH MY GOD I'M the emperor from the Star Wars

*YEGHHHHH*

*EYAAHHH*

*EHHHHHGHHHhhhhhhhh!*

ahHH!

Ah!

EHh!

Ayh!

*AAAAAHHHHHHHH!*

HhuH!

HA Ha ha ha!

*ERHRHHRHRHRH!*

REH!

PHah!

I expect you to die!

*Lightning*

YEahh!

EHhh!

Muehh!

OH, JESUS CHRIST!

JESUS,

what's wrong with you?

DON'T shhneak up on a man!

With-

Alright, back off. I'm getting weapons.

back off

back off

back off

You're making me VERY ANGRY!

YOU DO NOT WANT TO MAKE SWEDISH MAN-

*talks in Swedish*

OKAY

*talks in Swedish*

SUMMON the-

I have the DJAGGER!

I have the Dagger of Distance!

The Dagger of Distance!

Oh, ah, oh

YEAH! DAgger of DIStance!

[?]

Ey!

Hey!

SIT THE *Demonetize* DOWN *Demonetize*!

What are ya doing?

Come here!

Come here!

*talks in Swedish*

I SEE YA!

OH!

don't EVEN!

don't even!

don't eve-

don't eve-

don't eve-

don't eve-

STOP!

Stop!

Stop it!

OH *Demonetize*!

It went right throuugghh!

Alright, it's-

This is an interesting stance.

OH MY GOD!

OKAY!

THAT'S easier!

let's do, ahh-

medium, Wave II.

I wanna try the kick, this time.

[?]

[?]

HAH!

HAAH!

*speaks in Swedish*

DHAA!

ah-

*speaks in Swedish*

*more Swedish*

AWH *Demonetize*!

*Lightning*

SIT THE *Demonetize* DOWN *Demonetize*!

'SQUSE ME!?

EXCUSE ME!?

aww shoot!

WHAT IS HAPPENING!

HOP!

HOP!

HOP!

HOP!

AWWWWWwwwww! AWW!

AWWWWW!

AWWWWWW!

AWW!

RAHH!

RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Swedish*

GRab the SWORD!

WOO!

*yelling in Swedish*

Aww SHOOT!

HOP!

HA ha!

OH GOD dammit!

Aw gawd damn it

HOP- fu-

lemme catch it!

almost...

[?]

WOOOAAAHHHH! WOAAH! WOAAAH!

NOOOoooo!

he he ha!

*laughing in Swedish*

This game is SO fun!

We can do, like, a longsword.

and he can hold it like THIS!

That's SO COOL, like-

you can just hold it however you want!

Like a goddamn PSYCHOPATH!

Aww, here we go.

CHOP!

*laughs like a psychopath*

[?]

*screaming in Swedish*

okay, watch this-

*more screaming in Swedish*

*ah, chi chi chi chi chuuum!*

DON'T-

don't-

[?]

You got something RIGHT there in your nose.

There you go,

fixed it for ya.

*explosion* (Dude, that's MY move)

This is how we do it in SVED!

AHHHHH!