Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles What's up gamers! It's yo boi... PEWDIEPAAAA WAHOO Today we're playing ....I honestly don't remember This. is so. fricking. cool guys I cannot tell you guys how excited I- How excited I am to play this game. Create a- oh my god is that me? Is that me? Can I- Can I kiss? Hello there! Let's not make it awkward, we just got started, Felix I'm a blue eyes, white dragon *INB4 MEDIA CALLS ME RACISM* *BECAUSE I MADE A BLACK CHARACTER* Listen, I gotta play it safe these days WOAH WOAH OOOOOOOOOOOOH SHJIT ITS YOU MAN YOU *Freaking* ROCK MAN you da best you da man that's right god damn boi this is not about me customizing my medieval characters this is about sexism in vide- *Now thats what this all about.* i can frickin jump super high oh that freaks me out WOAH HOH OAH OH OH MY GOD that FREAKS me out dude I never done that OH woa oh *laughing* woah wooah oh and its slow motion too woah woah I'm in slow motion, guys! waah oh dude I can have like different stances and sh- that's so- OW How you doin' baby? You ever fight with a man this handsome before? Oh en garde! EN GARDEE YEAH BOY WHAT CHU WANT Im frickin outta here guys .. woah dude even buckets got nothing on me woah WAAOH WOAH THIS IS SO COOL HAH *explosion* chose destination on the map alright lets go.. ruins I can't wait to play this.. this is so cool I have not played a VR game like this maybe Gorn if you guys remember that aw jeez it looks like *Shiliiing* it looks like I'm in dark souls OH DUDE there's like theres like a bunch of stuff over here WOAH aw dude this is what we have in Sweden this is what we call the viking stance *Viking music plays* come at me! from the fyrjyorge! okay.. ah okay so arena lets put it on uhh, the hardest special mode, what does that mean? heh heh heh okay. uhh Kinda hard to point when your arm is- I'm putting it on the "hardest" Dude can you wait for my arm - wait for my arm to spawn. Wait for my arm - GOD DAMMIT. Alright. whatchu got? HUH? HWHUA! AH! HWHA! *murdering noises* HUHAHHHH! I got your pussy ass boyfriend. DON'T EVEN TRY IT! Shield time! AH GOD you're still alive! S-stop, STOP FIGHTING. AH! Ah! You crazy! You're crazy You're crazy You're crazy! I'm freakin dying over here guys- *coughs* Ahh EH Oh god Erh god I'm gonna die! I DONT WANNA DIE (Voice Crack) woOAHHHH! WOOA WOAAHH WOOOOH You can't stop the Swedes! AHHH! Oh- Oh- I got 'em! AH! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! Anybody STOP! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! I can't see anything- honestly, where am I? Alright, that doesn't count! Alright, bucket I summon thee ohhh AHHHH! AHHH! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!? WOAH! OH MY GOD I'M the emperor from the Star Wars *YEGHHHHH* *EYAAHHH* *EHHHHHGHHHhhhhhhhh!* ahHH! Ah! EHh! Ayh! *AAAAAHHHHHHHH!* HhuH! HA Ha ha ha! *ERHRHHRHRHRH!* REH! PHah! I expect you to die! *Lightning* YEahh! EHhh! Muehh! OH, JESUS CHRIST! JESUS, what's wrong with you? DON'T shhneak up on a man! With- Alright, back off. I'm getting weapons. back off back off back off You're making me VERY ANGRY! YOU DO NOT WANT TO MAKE SWEDISH MAN- *talks in Swedish* OKAY *talks in Swedish* SUMMON the- I have the DJAGGER! I have the Dagger of Distance! The Dagger of Distance! Oh, ah, oh YEAH! DAgger of DIStance! [?] Ey! Hey! SIT THE *Demonetize* DOWN *Demonetize*! What are ya doing? Come here! Come here! *talks in Swedish* I SEE YA! OH! don't EVEN! don't even! don't eve- don't eve- don't eve- don't eve- STOP! Stop! Stop it! OH *Demonetize*! It went right throuugghh! Alright, it's- This is an interesting stance. OH MY GOD! OKAY! THAT'S easier! let's do, ahh- medium, Wave II. I wanna try the kick, this time. [?] [?] HAH! HAAH! *speaks in Swedish* DHAA! ah- *speaks in Swedish* *more Swedish* AWH *Demonetize*! *Lightning* SIT THE *Demonetize* DOWN *Demonetize*! 'SQUSE ME!? EXCUSE ME!? aww shoot! WHAT IS HAPPENING! HOP! HOP! HOP! HOP! AWWWWWwwwww! AWW! AWWWWW! AWWWWWW! AWW! RAHH! RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Swedish* GRab the SWORD! WOO! *yelling in Swedish* Aww SHOOT! HOP! HA ha! OH GOD dammit! Aw gawd damn it HOP- fu- lemme catch it! almost... [?] WOOOAAAHHHH! WOAAH! WOAAAH! NOOOoooo! he he ha! *laughing in Swedish* This game is SO fun! We can do, like, a longsword. and he can hold it like THIS! That's SO COOL, like- you can just hold it however you want! Like a goddamn PSYCHOPATH! Aww, here we go. CHOP! *laughs like a psychopath* [?] *screaming in Swedish* okay, watch this- *more screaming in Swedish* *ah, chi chi chi chi chuuum!* DON'T- don't- [?] You got something RIGHT there in your nose. There you go, fixed it for ya. *explosion* (Dude, that's MY move) This is how we do it in SVED! AHHHHH!