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  • What are you still doing here?

  • YouTube, those sons of bitches they took all my

  • money but they demonetized all my videos.

  • as you can see by this background I'm

  • living in in the,

  • I'm living in the slums I'm eating,

  • Edgar's dog food that's right I I made

  • some bad investments okay I did I I

  • thought it was going to work out who

  • knew rats could it live underneath water

  • okay maybe I maybe I should have seen

  • that one coming

  • god dammit why do I invest all my money

  • in the rat under water rats nah leprosy

  • I have leprosy now I'm gonna have to get

  • a new job don't you understand the

  • serious and see of the situation why

  • aren't you looking at me huh well no I

  • have not something that moment I'm gonna

  • have to find another job what job am i

  • qualified what talents do I have as a

  • youtuber as a joke because youtubers

  • doesn't have talent Photoshop Photoshop

  • that's right

  • Aynsley Photoshop let's see on Twitter

  • what people want made a rotor shop daddy

  • oh five as a happy wholesome American

  • family now that's just straight-up

  • impossible

  • don't be ridiculous Danville cinnamon

  • toast can the future of YouTube right

  • there zooming on the nipple

  • the real future of YouTube you just go

  • to the trending tab and look whatever

  • cancer is on that shit

  • we got Roman Atwood Vox iJustine and

  • what's up mom's Photoshop Wall Street

  • Journal into a good publication okay

  • that should be easy enough I accept your

  • challenge

  • all right we have the Wall Street

  • Journal logo here and let's let's make

  • some fine-tuning adjustments change the

  • letters a little bit we rearranged

  • essentially just rearrange what we're

  • looking at here oh wow it's it's

  • starting to look like something could it

  • be a good publication my god let's add

  • some coloring beautiful

  • Dolan that will be fede bucks okay you

  • can PayPal me who's chaos says fuck me

  • up well this has already been

  • photoshopped okay you clearly use some

  • fucking filter to smooth out his skin

  • what are you fucking I what can we do

  • with this I don't fucking know I'm going

  • to be honest here you look like shit I'm

  • sorry you don't look great but

  • there-there is the solution okay I have

  • a problem with the fact that you're

  • trying to steal my hair and but I will

  • say you have a huge fucking nose and

  • that you know represent as a fellow

  • member of the big-ass nose community I

  • appreciate you and I want to accentuate

  • your best features why I can't submit by

  • just lifting them up just a tiny bit we

  • don't want you to look weird or bad or

  • anything so let's just do that

  • so let's describe that beautiful nose

  • and let's get rid of you wow that is

  • look Wow

  • can you tell I'm good at Photoshop oh my

  • god it looks so real

  • can't you tell by the pixels yep I'm

  • definitely not regretting spending time

  • on this one I definitely think this was

  • worth the effort make him happy

  • who cries on camera what a goddamn loser

  • I can't allow that to happen I will do

  • it for free this should be easy

  • oh fuck I fucked it up I fucked it up

  • goddamnit I'm not cut out for this

  • that's not just mean G make me into a

  • dodge please notice me senpai it's my

  • dream to be in one of your vids well

  • your wish is my command as long as you

  • pay pal I have a feeling she's gonna

  • regret this I just found the perfect

  • dodge the perfect I mean already I can't

  • tell the difference alright let's start

  • with the eyes make it make it nice and

  • simple to be honest already you look ten

  • times better Felix the plastic surgeon

  • here to fulfill all your needs moving on

  • to the note that looks great

  • I love my lime thank you for asking yes

  • I think we're getting somewhere next

  • time it'd be really great if you could

  • send me in like a little lower rest

  • photo that would be really helpful thank

  • you it looks like we're gonna have to

  • give you a complete new set of teeth yes

  • yes now just the ears I don't see your

  • ear so I'm just gonna have to guess

  • actually never mind there's a little ear

  • tip that's all we got to work with

  • that's all we were doing yeah yes proper

  • dog ears wow look at that

  • and you're really wearing a necklace so

  • there there you go Oh oh my god Jesus

  • Christ

  • let's have a little look-see before

  • after my god you look great honey

  • not only 50 bucks thank you oh my god if

  • this continues I might be able to

  • support myself make me into a helicopter

  • you know what I feel privileged to help

  • you in your transition into an Apache

  • helicopter you're so brave let's take

  • your sorry don't mean to be rude but you

  • have weird ass fingers disgusting but

  • they will make you fly fucking like did

  • you have to cover up your whole goddamn

  • face Wow

  • so brave okay what a grace is it yeah

  • fucking dumb oh my god okay ah

  • another satisfied customer

  • Wow it feels great that I can make

  • people feel good can you give me big

  • muscular arms a poor soul in pain in

  • need he doesn't have any arms it will be

  • my honor my privilege and my duty you

  • know some people say that using

  • Photoshop generated arms is unethical

  • dangerous can cause life's

  • life-threatening disease no I say no

  • there's nothing wrong with it there's

  • nothing wrong with having arms and if

  • you have a problem with having arms

  • you've got a problem with me because I

  • have arms what the fuck am I talking

  • about dude you're gonna look so small we

  • need to work out when you look this good

  • when you look this good boy damn dog you

  • go fuck them hoes up hit man you look

  • fucking at a touch

  • holy shit damn you look amazing another

  • satisfied customer thank you give

  • Gerrard his eyebrows back what happened

  • to Gerard's eyebrows you know what not

  • Mike not none of my business

  • not a my Beza I've always wondered I

  • know you think you've thought the same

  • thing I've always wondered what would it

  • be like to have ok meseta let's say it

  • on three one two caterpillar eyebrows

  • yes on point how high five

  • caterpillar eyebrows is the new hippest

  • trend that a lot of people don't know

  • about I was a fan of caterpillar before

  • caterpillars were cool okay alright

  • alright

  • caterpillars it's my thing it's what I

  • define my identity around

  • peddlers I've been thinking about this

  • caterpillar thing for a long time

  • and I want you to know Gerard if you

  • actually want me to hit you up with some

  • caterpillar eyebrows I can give you a

  • discount just because I really like your

  • music would you like some candy Peter a

  • bee we came down there and come now you

  • get to caterpillar for free you get one

  • caterpillar is a friend that's Frank you

  • get to print a caterpillar free while

  • hillocks it looks good

  • it looks really good it feels rewarding

  • it's Edgar's turn to be in the middle

  • thank you so cute

  • Jesus guys chill it was pretty pie come

  • on Wallace read you want fortify I swear

  • I can tell you everything about the fuck

  • fix this okay no problem

  • you're welcome

  • you're welcome that'll be another 50

  • here's a classic example of how the fuck

  • am I supposed to do that turn me into

  • this pug okay well you're covering your

  • whole guy do you have glasses and a

  • fucking mug in your face how am I

  • supposed to do that now just because you

  • made such a dumb suggestion I'm going to

  • turn this cup into the pod look what an

  • amazing time that part of that mug has

  • what the fuck am i doing

  • god dammit the fucking on monetization

  • man I don't know what to do I don't know

  • what to do but now I know thanks to you

  • guys and my amazing talent we can work

  • this out together

  • appreciate you and as always a little

  • high came in without one

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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