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  • *piano music*

  • WHAT THE FUCK DI-

  • [urging to puke]

  • [urging to puke]

  • [urging to puke]

  • Yep..

  • TAY SWAY

  • Guide me

  • *inaudible*

  • Taylor Swift - Blank Space

  • Choo Choo on this

  • mother fucker.

  • Taylor Swift - Blank Space

  • Yep..

  • What the fuck are they doing???

  • WHY?!

  • [VICTORY SCREAM]

  • Yep..

  • [Groaning]

  • [Groaning]

  • *Poods is grossed out*

  • You wanna see some fireworks m8? (nu)

  • [lighter clicks]

  • Not everyone is ready...

  • [Groaning]

  • *More fart like groaning*

  • Yeah you better back up a little bit more man..

  • Intense Dubstep

  • [groaning]

  • *More Fart Groans -3-*

  • [burp]

  • No fear!

  • Thats right!

  • [jumpscare]

  • Okay- you're good

  • You're good

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • Yep..

  • [vomits]

  • Oh, its good!

  • [puking intensifies]

  • (Background: I hate peedeepie)

  • Because... pewdiepie

  • sucks and..

  • his fans

  • sucks.

  • Fanboys...

  • sucks.

  • Pewdiepie sucks...

  • I hate fucking pewdiepie...

  • Don't call me fat..

  • because your fat too!

  • BITCH!

  • *Silence*

  • *Poods contemplating life decision*

  • Yep..*oh fuck*

  • Here we go...

  • OH

  • OHH

  • OHHH

  • OHHHH

  • AHH

  • AHHHH

  • BROS!

  • I'll have you know I LOVE YOU

  • ❤ I will never forget you

  • Dramatic Music

  • This is it.

  • Hey! Im actually fine :D

  • [explosion]

  • This one's for TImmy!

  • This is it for Private Clutch

  • Sorry, I don't think I'm gonna make it!

  • I'm out of ammo!

  • Tell my subs..

  • Tell the Bros..

  • [radio]: Private Pie, I've got good news!

  • - What?

  • [radio]: You've taken out the enemy

  • They're all dead!

  • - Really?

  • Oh..

  • Well, how about that bitches!

  • Yep..

  • [woman]: I think PewDiePie probably does prank videos

  • like, with dick slaps, I don't know..

  • *deadpanned face*

  • *I am disappointed.*

  • [Pewds: Surprise motherfucker!

  • Surprise motherfucker!!

  • Oh! OH MY GOD!

  • NO! NO! NUN

  • HUN HUN HUH AH

  • PFF PFSS PFFU

  • *BOOM BITCH*

  • Oh! WHAT THE SHT WAS THAT-

  • Zero deaths!

  • Pewds never dies!

  • What is this magical device?

  • [laughs]

  • [laughing continues]

  • OH! OH! OH! OH! OH

  • OH! OH! OH! OH! OHHHH!

  • Haters doubted that I couldn't do it..

  • But they were-

  • *rlly bitch?*

  • This is art!

  • Like, this-is-art!

  • You can't argue with art!

  • Hey!!

  • Inspirational Music

  • *I'm VERY uncomfortable right nao.*

  • Inspirational Music

  • KSI - Lamborghini (Ear Rape) ♪

  • [guy in the phone]: Hello..

  • [Pewds]: I will find you..

  • - Hum, why??

  • - I will look for you!

  • - What the fuck

  • - And I will fist you- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Brofist.. you! *shit! nvm*

  • - Are you crazy?

  • - No..

  • I'm pewdiepie...

  • - Ehmm, okay..

  • *Call Ends*

  • [laughs]

  • Man..

  • Literally felling this..

  • I'm in another game.

  • Oh my God

  • There's a car level coming up!

  • *pewds tries a daring attempt to get sum pussy.*

  • How you ladies doing?

  • MORE!

  • MOORE!

  • YEAHH!

  • Ahh

  • Taste good!!

  • YEAHH!

  • OHHH

  • MORE!

  • MORE POW-

  • ROCK

  • Sentimental Music

  • *Pewds hides in his shell*

  • Sentimental Music

  • The fuck was that?

  • Sentimental Music

  • *rip*

  • Sentimental Music

  • You think this is some kind of game?

  • Technically, it is.

  • *snort*

  • Sentimental Music

  • ZERO DEATHS.

  • It's a tricky part

  • [Conan]: Are you nervous about playing with me humm, you know legend

  • - I think you should be nervous

  • - Yeah?

  • - I've seen you play Conan

  • [laughs]

  • - You're pretty awful! I-

  • [Pewds]: We can't make any more mistakes!

  • [Cry]: Cut......the.....

  • [Cry]: Alright, you said there's a red wire?

  • - No!

  • FU--*dies before explodes*

  • What does it say?

  • It's the 1 million one

  • and it's fucking BROKEN!

  • "Congrats for surpassing one million!"

  • Oh that's cool!

  • That happened years ago!

  • GIVE ME 44 OF THESE!! (55*)

  • Hey Jack!

  • This is what your fans think you look like..*Helloooo...*

  • but this is what you really look like! *ohhhhhhh*

  • Which is convinient..

  • because you videos are about as cringey

  • as a dove commercial!

  • [some kid]: I can't fuckng stand you, you son of a bitch!

  • [Pewds]: I think this guy is actually legit!

  • - You're a fucking useless YouTuber you little cunt!

  • - Oh, oh, heyy

  • No!

  • - You make thousands of dollars..EVEN MILLIONS OF DOLLA--

  • - [laughs]

  • Thousands of dollars..

  • That's cute!

  • [laughs]

  • I'm gonna shave!

  • [Maya]: Fine...

  • If you shave..

  • I'll make it so that Marzia..

  • Won't!

  • *OH FUCK*

  • Swaggy Music

  • They call me Beast Master 64!

  • I'm the greatest pokeman hunter alive.

  • Dramatic Music

  • Step by step..

  • OUGHH *JUMPSCARES*

  • *c'mere bitch*

  • *distorted* Game Over..

  • The fuck was that?

  • That's a Pokémon right there!

  • That's a Pokémon!

  • OH MY GOD ;-;

  • That's my Pokémon!

  • *GUNSHOT*

  • Dramatic Music

  • Emotional Music

  • If Pokémon aren't real

  • Then dogs aren't real either

  • *SOBBINGS*

  • *GUNSHOT*

  • [SCREAMS]

  • FUUUUUUU-

  • "I can't believe this happened.."

  • "I can't believe this.."

  • "You won't believe this.."

  • "SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME!!" *fucking liar*

  • " I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE KIDS.." *they smoke crack?*

  • "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS.."

  • " I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.."

  • " I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL!!"

  • " I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.."

  • " I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND THIS.."

  • " I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.."

  • " CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?"

  • I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

  • HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

  • YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS

  • Get the boat!

  • Get the boat! Get-

  • The Pok-A-Bitch!

  • I'm gonna have to send a Pok-A-Bitch

  • C'mon Pok-A-Bitch!

  • GO POK-A-BITCH!

  • AHH!

  • C'mon! OH!

  • GET HER!!!!

  • Don't film this!

  • [Sorshit]: What the fuck are you doing?

  • - Yeah what the fuck am I doing?

  • - What the fuck are you doing?

  • - Godammit! What the fuck am I doing?

  • What the fuck am I DOING?

  • - What the fuck are you doing?

  • - I'm not a vegan!

  • I wasn't dead! Oh my God!

  • NO!!

  • ♪ 'Cause you had a bad day

  • Your takin one down

  • [Pewdiepie]: Just sing a sad song, just turn it around..

  • If you don't have core message as making a positive

  • impact on the planet, what the-

  • W-w-w-w-w-what t-t-the

  • What the fuck are you doing?

  • - Oh my God there it is!

  • - There it is!

  • There it is! It's right there!

  • Remember me!

  • Camera man.. Remember me!

  • So, Sky News posted:

  • "Popular YouTuber PewDiePie unverified due to suspected relations with ISIS.."

  • It seems legit right?

  • We got it!!

  • Yes!

  • [laughs]

  • Where's the drone seriously? OK

  • The fuck was that sound?

  • *SIGN MY SHIRT BITCH!*