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  • Being sad is funny!!

  • Logan Paul has an exciting announcement!

  • And can pugs be racist? (Hmmmmmmmmmmmm)

  • This and more in Pew News. (Best news ever)

  • I am Gloria Borger.

  • (Pew sounds)

  • (Pew News Intro plays)

  • ( pewds in his girl accent) Hello everybody, it's Gloria Borger

  • Welcome back to poo *cough*

  • *dies, then sips his Pew News mug*

  • Ah, that's much better

  • Have I told you about our new merch?

  • You can buy one. Check out the link in the description.

  • I think you'll like it. Tastes great

  • Now let's get into the first NeE tu yu, guys

  • Nichole Arbur, the smug-face son of a... ball

  • Has returned to YouTube with another one of her wonderful comedy sketches

  • Nichole, of course, which last year, published a very famous video

  • Dear Fat People, where she basically conveyed the message that i-it's your own fault okay

  • You're just being really lazy

  • And now she made a video in the same sort of fashion

  • But about depression

  • Now I don't personally give my own opinions here Pew news, I am

  • Biased... Unbiased. I keep getting it wrong *laughs*( lol)

  • I am completely unbiased

  • But I think this is great

  • And I, for one, can't wait for the video "dear disabled people"

  • Uh, dear disabled people

  • It's all in your head

  • heheheheheehee

  • Look, you just have to stand up. I can do it

  • *stands up*

  • So can you. It's all in your head, stupid

  • She uploaded the video, saying "why depression is all in your head"

  • Only one person can get you out of depression, and that person is you

  • It's all in our head. All in our head

  • You idiot, it's genetic. Haha nope. ( wow she is pretty stupid)

  • Now we are getting a little into youtube gossip territory right now

  • But i feel like i have to give you enough context

  • Because that's really important

  • So, basically, right

  • Nichole Arbor used to date that top 10 guy on youtube

  • His name was Matthew Santoro I think (it is)

  • And they used to be together

  • And everyone was like "why is she dating him. He is so ugly"

  • But she has a really ugly character ( 10/10 roast)

  • So it sort of works out

  • But then, all the sudden *poof* they broke up

  • Everyone was like "why"

  • And then he made a really crying video

  • Saying "oh, she hit me"

  • And then Nichole replied

  • "Well, I didn't hit him, that's bullsh*oof*"

  • It's not true, I did not hit her

  • I did not (oh hi Mark)

  • And then Matthew made a video a few months later saying "I am depressed"

  • Now, Nichole is making fun of depression because she wants to get back on her ex

  • That's right, we dig deep here on Pew News

  • *laughs*

  • No, for real, Nichole..

  • I sort of understand what she's trying to say

  • Most people go through periods of life where they are feeling down

  • And that's not the same as depression

  • A lot of people already don't think that depression is a real illness with real symptoms

  • So trivializing it as you're just feeling bad is irresponsible

  • Just flat out short-sighted

  • And a complete lack of empathy for other people

  • Just because something worked for you, doesn't mean it'll work for other people

  • Same thing with diet. E-Everyone is different, and they react differently to

  • These things. It's just how it is

  • And just because you figured it out doesn't mean you have the answer for everyone

  • *pewd's noises* (but can you do this)

  • I'm Gloria Borger, and the next news is very interesting

  • That's right

  • Last week

  • Drake, famous Canadian rapper

  • Played Fortnite (wow)

  • And everyone lost their mind

  • It is the greatest thing that has ever happened to the internet

  • The fact that another human being

  • Plays video games

  • Just blew everyones' minds

  • This livestream broke a twitch record, and came out in a recent interview that

  • Ninja makes 500,000 a month

  • Playing video games. That is almost as much as I make

  • *sips pew news mug for advertisement*

  • * immature cough*

  • Whenever there is success in a certain field online

  • There's always a swarm of people coming in afterwards

  • you have

  • The flies to the pies

  • The creatins to the sweatins

  • The maggots swarming to the f-f-fine

  • *claps as he thinks of what to say*

  • So Logan Paul, of course

  • the low live scumbag

  • announced that he is going to do a twitch stream as well, which is apparently news worthy because he gained 200,000 followers

  • Without even livestreaming

  • Excuse me, excuse me

  • I have 900k on twitch, and I never stream on twitch

  • Why does no one care about me

  • if This doesnt prove, once and for all, that the media is biased towards me, then nothing will

  • A lot of twitch streamers have had something to say about this. We have Summit saying that

  • i dont think that people should be upset at all about Logan Paul on Twitch.

  • the amount of people he could bring over from Youtube can only be a good thing for the site because theres more people now and a-and

  • use your buisness mind on this one dudes..

  • *laughs*

  • Yes, great.

  • Other people are saying.

  • so logan paul is gonna start streaming abd bring his sh*oof* should i read it in a female voice?

  • so logan paul is gonna start streaming and bring his *oof* toxic idiot fanbase over to twitch

  • i cant see anything positive for the community as a whole lol

  • They're all kids, they're all kids, they're all kids

  • It's not important

  • It's doesn't matter. Nothing matters

  • Stop. Just stop. Please.

  • Why do you care

  • It also shows that Logan is planning on doing a fortnite livestream with rapper Soulja Boy

  • I think you can link between systems

  • Just let me know bro, we can get a place together asap

  • I'm pretty sure- why would anyone wanna see that

  • The reason why the drake fortnite thing was popular

  • Was because Ninja is actually really good at fortnite

  • Combined with a really popular celebrity

  • Which, I don't want to give this credit, but I will for the sake of Logan Paul

  • It legitimized the streaming community in a way that has never been done before

  • It hurts to say that

  • No one is gonna want to see these buffoons play

  • It's so moronic

  • Why does he think he can do the same thing

  • My god

  • Is this what we've come to in online entertainment

  • Whatever is popular, everyone else is just going to do

  • Oh shoot, that's what I've been doing for years, dammit

  • ignore that last bit guys, dont worry about it

  • *advertises mug* pewpewpewpewpew

  • Next news comes from Youtuber convicted of hate crime making a nazi joke

  • Just hold on, one second guys

  • Excuse me, Pewdiepie's lawyer

  • Am I going to jail

  • No, because I am more attractive and more popular?

  • Okay, that makes sense

  • So what do I do

  • Pewd's lawyer: Just tell everyone that you're really upset about this

  • Uh huh

  • Got it

  • This is absolutely despicable

  • Why anyone would make a nazi joke

  • Is completely beyond me

  • Especially pug related, that's the lowest of the low

  • The fact that it was a joke doesn't matter. At all.

  • I don't understand these people

  • With these terrible senses of humor

  • Disgusting.

  • Absolutely disgusting.

  • Count Dankula needs to go to jail.

  • And I'm so glad that this man is put behind bars because I will finally feel safe at night.

  • Knowing that this man will not make anymore nazi jokes

  • Disgusting

  • Absolutely despicable

  • Hate crime. Hate crime. Boo

  • Now I'm going to boast about this on social media so that people can like me and actually think I'm good even though I actually have no

  • positive qualities about me except shunning other people

  • even though I'm

  • The real question here

  • I know you're thinking as well

  • Why hasn't the pug gone to jail

  • Why is the pug allowed to keep spreading hate crime

  • Absolutely, there is no justice in this world

  • For real though, if you haven't seen the video- I don't want to show it because it probably just going to

  • demonetize this video and it probably is already and please buy mug

  • Nevertheless, he basically said

  • I want to get back at my gf while she's away

  • So I'm gonna play a prank on her

  • So I'm gonna teach her dog

  • To be a nazi

  • Which is the ugliest thing I can think of

  • That was the pretext of the video

  • That is the context

  • It was clearly set out to be a joke

  • And anyone who watched the video can understand that, but you can also take

  • What was taken out of context, which seems to be

  • A common theme these days

  • And dismay completely the fact that it was, indeed, just a joke

  • It's supposed to be a joke

  • You may not find it funny

  • But that doesn't change the fact

  • Of the intent behind it

  • Ricky Gervais, British comedian, tweetd out about this saying

  • a man has been convicted on a UK court of making a joke that was deemed "grossly offensive"

  • if you dont believe in a person's right to say things that you might find "grossly offensive", then you dont belive in the freedom of speech

  • Which is so true

  • If you're curious why he got convicted

  • Even though we do have freedom of speech

  • There are a few exceptions to the law

  • What he was convicted for was the 127 communications act

  • There's a lot of people defending this verdict

  • saying that he deserves to go to jail

  • That's right LAD Bible does news

  • Thank you, Stewart

  • Thank you for showing everyone what a quintessential moron looks like

  • You're supposed to be a journalist

  • Although it's from LAD Bible, you're still supposed to be a journalist

  • Do you understand what you're writing

  • Do you understand anything at all?

  • What you're saying, or what you wrote

  • Yes, count dankula is not above criticism

  • Anyone has the right to speak out against him

  • People have the right to feel whatever way they want about the video

  • Like it, dislike it, it doesn't matter

  • The point is, it's not up to the government to decide whether it's a joke or not

  • It's a scary thing for any society

  • That the government have that power, in my opinion

  • That, to me, doesn't mean freedom of speech

  • We have laws to protect for hate crimes

  • But they shouldn't cover what is meant as jokes

  • And what isn't set out to be any ill intent or harm

  • Anyone that watched the video

  • knows that that's the case, and i think that's the case for my original video

  • Yes, was my video about criticism? Absolutely not

  • But anyone that watched the video understands

  • That there was no ill intent behind it

  • But it's so easy nowadays to take any clip out of context

  • And say "this is hateful"

  • It's a dangerous act

  • Especially now that the government comes into play

  • That being said, I already have too many things in common with count dankula

  • I am now going to auction away this pug. That's right

  • He is a despicable pug

  • That will put me into jail

  • So please, someone take this dog away from me

  • I don't want him anymore, and I don't want anythign to do with Count Dankula

  • Oh, am I boring you

  • (Pewds sounds)

  • I'm Gloria Borger, and this was Pew News everybody, Remember to leave a like

  • This video is 100 percent going to die from monetization, so make sure to check out the mug

  • It's.... out of drink so I don't even know why I tried

  • Thank you, and namaste, and goodbye

  • Goodnight Americans

  • And people

  • See you

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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