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I will defeat this game
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if it's the last thing I'll ever do..
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This game is easy ok
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If you haven't played this game it's a piece of cake.
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This cake is- it's not a very delicious cake
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but it's a cake.
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That needs to be eaten
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ALIVE
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First you got to make sure you go up here
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right okay alright
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Slow down there cowboy we're not speedrunning it~
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Now we got to get up to the rake
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which you might think "oh that's impossible"
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it's actually super easy.
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now THIS bit you want to go out as far as possible
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and you want to pendulum swing
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and that actually makes the slide 20 times eazier
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a lot of people struggle on the slide
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NØŦ ĐƗS ǤUɎ
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there's another one of those where you just have to launch yourself
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and right before you go
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YOU'RE GONNA AAAAAAA
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THAT'S HOW ITS DONE
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So what you want to do is you want to grab the hammer heAre
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ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ???? very slowly
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Vewy nice
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Oh god! That's not slow. Bu- you're not going slow right now buddy
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Oh you oh no you- I made a terrible...
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OH look at that
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Oh look at that
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You thought I made a terribLE mihftake (mistake w/ his shitty swedish accent jk)
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j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶u̶p̶
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Now we're gonna do the same trick as we have done before
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nooow I've only- AH~ MY GOD okay
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we're just gonna we're just gonna fucking- PRRRRRRRA
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THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS to be a ~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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NO!! NO FUCK YOU! [laugh, and the world laughs with you.]
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FUCK YOU THEN [Weep, and you weep alone.]
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[For the sad old-] IDIDIDIDIDI would you- can you be quiet?
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Can I turn him off?
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Can I turm in off???
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oh wow the game just became better
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OH
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OH hello
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What's up?! What's up?!!
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fuck you
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What's up everybody it's-yA boi
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fuUUᵘck oh god what have I done?
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AAAH look at that SKILL look at that skiiiill babah
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game journalist little 5000 right there (??)
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WUOAH
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POwer move
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POWER mo-
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...
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POWER MOVE
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ᴾᴼᵂᴱᴿ ᴹᴼⱽᴱ (??)
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Hell yeah man!! You killin' it Felix OOH
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OOOOOOOH (look at his tougue)
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NO (omg my ears)
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????'? ???? ????????? ??? ??? *moaning*
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"Pewds you're using macros" Shut the fuck up
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excuse me the door is ringing
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(pewds butt has gone away with his dignity)
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oh hi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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(the visitor is IMPACIENT (the doorbell rang 2 times)) (caution phone users)
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(i warned ya)
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(THREE TIMES NOW)
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(wait. Is it a bell?)
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I'm the best goddamn gamer on YouTube.
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lift me up... like- fuck and- dammit! It's so FRUSTRATING
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*laughs*
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I have no control. I'm just like waving my foot
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(look at his mouth, again)
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SUCK ON MY fucking toes (?)
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*unintelligible groanings*
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(Pewds you ok?)
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GET UUUUUUP
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Can YoU SUck a DICK? My god like
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Oh my go-
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He just prrramlehaha
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oh wow
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no
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(mouth)
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(again)
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nO
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I'm so fucking-
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oh my GOD. OH. MY. GAH.
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this stupid (c/g)rumbling little thing in the mouse
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and my gggGOD
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'kay
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right
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How in the world do I get up from there?
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I keep- doesn't fucking going anywhere
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No. We do not go down there.
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No.
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We talked about this. Oh my god it, it- I'm sweating so much.
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This stupid guy
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No. RELAX.
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New strat. New strat. New strat. (strategy)
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That will PIERC- nOO. No!! Oh god.
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ahh fuck
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New strat.
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What the fuck, like, launch yourself woman
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Did I just hear someone using microaggression?
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whoa whoa whoa what just happened? What just happened?
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How did I do that? oh my god omae wa mou shindeiru (You're already dead in Japanese)
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Can I just sit here? Can I just sit here?
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You know... You know they tell you you hear bells ringing before you die
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*bells ringing*
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I can't tell if it's real life or the game at this point
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oh oh oh no NO
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NO
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NOOO
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We fight BACK OOH oh
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ah ah ah ah
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(?? r u alright?)
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Oh god oh my god OH WOW
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Oh-kay
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Okay we're on the toilet Sitting on a toilet
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(we lost him)
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Oh huh shut up music
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BEST GAMER ON YOUTUBE
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Didn't you think i could get it didn't you
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"Oh he's never going to beat this."
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easy.
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EASY.
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now we going down BABE. Goin down~~
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It's gonna be easy.
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What the heck is this?
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My body is shaking
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What what's up everybody
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Oh what? No. No. No. no no you can't be serious
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What happens down there?
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Do I have to go up there? if I fall what happens if I fall down?
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You're so mean
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whoever made this. Bennett you're so mean let's just push away this orange. Go away.
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Can we push this out a little bit as well? No that's frozen. Okay
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oh wow
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There's no checkpoints
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there is no checkpoint
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That's so mean
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You're mean~
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oh wow okay
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It's so steep.
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It's seriously so steep.
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Oh wow oh wow look at that look at that everybody it's your boy PewDiePie I'm gonna cry
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oh my god it gets steeper
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(stop crying)
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It's just not fair
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it's just not fair
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oh my god it gets even worse
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Oh my god
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[you know they tell you you hear bells ringing before you die]
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NOOOOoooo