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  • Katy Perry has been all over YouTube lately to promote her new album

  • "I am a white sup-remanist"

  • "I am a white sup-remanist".

  • no, it's called "witness"

  • Now a lot of people have been hating on my girl, Katy Pay, lately.

  • And I want y'all to know...

  • ...if you mess with my girl Katy Pay,

  • you're messing with me

  • you're messing with me

  • Because what you're doing

  • Because what you're doing

  • Is disrespecting women

  • Is disrespecting women

  • *sorry*

  • WHAMEN, you're disrespecting whaman

  • and, me, me, me, Felix, number one advocate for respecting whaman.

  • im here, making this video...

  • DEFENDINGGG !

  • wama-..

  • my favorite artist..

  • Kerry Perry.

  • Kerry Perry.

  • Kar Peri

  • Katy Perry,

  • Katy Perry

  • care package inbound.

  • The *first* thing I've seen when people talk about Katy Perry,

  • Is her hair. She shaved her hair.

  • "Why" people say, you looked way more attractive before

  • Why people say, you looked way more attractive before

  • Now you look like my grandma

  • Katy Perry, didn't you make fun of Britney Spears for cutting her hair?

  • didn't you make fun of Britney Spears for cutting her hair?

  • (host) "she's back with music and is here at the grammys" (katy) "did I leave?" "Should I leave?"

  • (host) "well the music, your music, there was a pause in your music for a moment"

  • (katy) "yea, well thats called talking care of your mental health."

  • (host) "how'd that go?" (katy) "uh, fantastic!"

  • (katy) "and I haven't shaved my head yet"

  • (host) I like your hair.. *Yeah we did too*

  • - I like your hair

  • But, really what she's doing here is

  • But, really what she's doing here is

  • is *not* making fun of Britney Spears..

  • And, she's not having a mental break down, just 'cause she's cutting her hair

  • And, she's not having a mental break down, just 'cause she's cutting her hair

  • she is actually copying my hair. *all facts*

  • She hits me up in the DMs last night, I have evidences of it

  • She hits me up in the DMs last night, I have evidences of it

  • i ha-

  • i have evidence of it

  • uh, she basically wrote

  • yo dawg, it's ya boi

  • kakakerryperry can i

  • copy your hairstyle you look hella swaggen

  • in it

  • lit emoji lit emoji

  • 100%, 100%

  • I of course said "No, Katy Perry, fuck off. This is my hairstyle"

  • I, of course said, "No. Katy Perry, fuck off. This is my hairstyle", but she did it anyway.

  • but she did it anyway

  • I'm gonna let this one slide only because I have so much respect

  • I'm gonna let this one slide only because I have so much respect

  • For hhhwhamon

  • Forhhh wahmon

  • Now to promote Katy Perry's album,

  • Now to promote Katy Perry's album,

  • She's done a lot of interviews with different people.

  • Err, there's one with famous

  • Scientist?Uh, there's one with a famous

  • Astronomist?

  • What does he do?

  • Wha -- What does he do?

  • Astrophyscist.

  • Ehh, Neil deGrasse Tyson.

  • *I'm gay*

  • - So, have a seat.

  • - Thank you so much.

  • - Oh my gosh.

  • - Uhm, it's called StarTalk

  • Erm, it's called StarTalk

  • And some people were saying, uh, "Katy Perry, you're a fucking idiot"

  • And some people were saying : "Katy Perry, you're a fucking idiot"

  • *laughter* (silently agreeing)

  • But you don't understand Katy Perry like I do, okay?

  • She's not an idiot,

  • So when she asks questions like,

  • - Is math related to science?

  • *laughter* (yeah she's a bit stupid)

  • I lo- I love how even Neil stumbles for a minute. He goes like,

  • "What is this fucking bitch saying? ermuhf Math related to science?"

  • - Is math related to science?

  • *screech* "BITCH WHAT THE FUCK"

  • And then he's like, "oh yeah,"

  • "I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, I gotta hold it"

  • "Hold this shit together."

  • A lot of people say there's no stupid questions.

  • I say: "100%, you can ask stupid questions."

  • I remember in school the teachers would always say, "all right, no stupid questions."

  • And then everyone would just raise their hand

  • Asking a bunch of stupid fucking questions.

  • If you wanna ask stupid questions, don't waste my goddamn time.

  • Because I have no stupid questions.

  • My mind is

  • *pause*

  • So advanced,

  • So technologically pure,

  • That I would never in my life ask such a stupid fucking question like,

  • "Is math related to science?"

  • Is math

  • related to science.

  • What. The. Fuck.

  • - Is math related to science?

  • "IS MATH RELATED TO SCIENCE?"

  • "IS MATH RELATED TO SCIENCE ?"

  • WHAT. THE. FUCK??

  • That is the dUMbEsT--

  • I'm sorry, sorry *ahem*

  • Some people are making fun of Katy Perry for making this statement, and it's horrible.

  • Okay? There's no stupid questions.

  • *Yes there are....like "is math related to science?"*

  • Okay? There's never been any stupid questions. (liar)

  • - Most people who could be born,

  • - Will never be born. Will never even exist.

  • - So the fact that-- - Like sperm?

  • *screech* BITCH

  • Oh my God, Katy Perry you're so... "Like sPERM?"

  • *laughter* *remember kids, always wear a condom*

  • I ... Bless,

  • Pewds: Bless you. God Bless. - Okay, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. One gets in... - I mean it's science,

  • - ...The rest don't. - So where do they go?

  • - THEY'RE DEAD.

  • *laughter*

  • Ohh... xD

  • I love how straightforward he said that.

  • T H E Y ' R E F U C K I N G D E A D

  • - So where do they go? - They're dead.

  • *explosion*

  • *nukes on pewds face*

  • I love this interview.

  • It has so many good bits from it.

  • - Though he was an android, he had an expiration date.

  • - An expiration minute, and there it was. That was the end of that mov- end of Blade Runner. I mean it was...

  • - I was struck by it. - Yeah. I gotta watch that again.

  • - Gotta watch it again? Okay, good. Do it.

  • - Do you believe in reincarnation?

  • *groans*

  • Ni🅱🅱a, you asking Neil deGrasse Tyson if he believes in reincarnation?

  • *whispering* There's no stupid questions. There's no stupid questions. There's no stupid questions.

  • There's no such thing as a stupid question.

  • - And so, I cannot guarantee for you that we are not in a simulated universe.

  • - I just can't--

  • - *Ko ko ko ko ko*

  • - I wanna become a scientist, now. - *Laughs* *bitch you thought*

  • - No, we need you on the, we need you on the stage.

  • *laughter*

  • Neil, you Fuckin' Legend. *The real abbreviation of the "NFL"*

  • *laughter*

  • N-

  • No-no-no-no, y-y-you do whatever it is you do.

  • You shake your ass on stage.

  • - When you're done on the stage, then we'll take you in. - I might be done on the stage.

  • But the real question here, "is math related to science" though.

  • - "Is MatH rELaTed tO ScIEncE?"

  • * is mAth rElateD to sCiencE?? *

  • It should be a test to become a scientist.

  • First question,

  • "Is math related to science?"

  • Katy Perry.

  • *music*

  • Katy Perry also did a therapy session.

  • Which, uh, when I first heard about it, I thought it was really cool.

  • 'Cause there's a stigma against people doing therapy, and ehh,

  • Mental health in general. It's something that people don't really talk about.

  • So I like the idea,

  • But at the same time, she's just doing it to promote her shitty fuckin' album.

  • Anyway, I'm just kidding -- I'm just kidding. That was a joke.

  • The therapist, I swear to God,

  • If this is supposed to help people go to therapy,

  • Then I dunno how the fuck that's gonna work,

  • Because seeing this therapist, I would just run.

  • I would not tell this man what I ate for breakfast.

  • He's a--he's a reptile. *possibly related to leafy*

  • This man, is a reptile.

  • - You have the formula?

  • - Yeah, for sure! - Okay,

  • - You have-- - That's the whole point of this whole thing is that if people can s-- *reptile lick*

  • *claps* You see that!?

  • - you have

  • - that's the whole point of this whole thing *lizard lick instant replay*

  • - is that-is that people

  • "Yes." *lick*

  • is that-is that people

  • He's a reptile. He's a goddamn reptile.

  • The Illuminati. It's all real.

  • *lizard lick*

  • Would you wanna go to a therapist that does that?

  • *lick* "Yes..."

  • - Wow

  • *lizard lick*

  • What the fuck is that? Ugh-- It makes me cringe.

  • It makes my whole body feel weird.

  • Might be sexual undertones that's doing stuff to my body that I didn't know about. I had feelings.

  • Maybe I need to go to therapy to see that out. But ain't sure as hell goin' to this guy.

  • - Sorry. - Wow, that's no *inaudible*

  • - Why did I laugh? - *Laughs*

  • Pewds: No one laughs like that. - Cause you never done it.

  • *Imitates laugh*

  • How do you laugh without closing your mouth?

  • - Why did I laugh? - *Laughs*

  • - Cause you never done it.

  • It's like a puppet, you know? "Ah hahahaha,"

  • "Ahhh ha ha ha ha."

  • There's something inside that man's body.

  • Now even more and more... more and more lately,

  • Katy Perry has been talking about social issues, such as,

  • Cultural appropriation.

  • - But I can educate my-- educate myself,

  • - And that's what I'm trying to do along the way. And even in, you know, my

  • - Intention to, like, appreciate Japanese culture, I did it wrong, with a performance.

  • - And I didn't know that I did it wrong until I heard people saying I did it wrong.

  • - And sometimes that's what it takes, as it takes someone to say,

  • - Out of compassion, out of love, "hey-- - VSauce, Michael here.

  • *Music*

  • Oh...

  • Ugh!

  • Nooooo!

  • NOOOOOO!

  • OH, I CAN'T LOOK!

  • UNFORGIVABLE!

  • UNFORGIVABLE!

  • She's not Japanese!

  • I can't, I'm sorry, I can't defend Katy Pay anymore.

  • I've been defending her now for several minutes,

  • But I cannot defend K.P. after I've seen this despicable performance.

  • Cultural appropriation is off the levels.

  • This is at least a level 7 cultural appropriate.

  • Everyone knows you cannot appreciate other cultures.

  • It's the same for Japanese people, okay? Have you guys seen Neon Genesis Evangelion?

  • The greatest anime of all time.

  • *Cory in the House is the greatest anime, Felix!*

  • Neon Genesen, err, Genesis Evangelion.

  • If you watched it, it has a lot of Christrian, err, references in it.

  • It's got the crucifixion of this angel.

  • That's not cultural appropriation, okay?

  • Katy Perry had no reason to be dressing up like a Japanese Geisha, okay?

  • In Neon Genesis Evangelion, they had a reason.

  • As you can see here by this interview where they admitted that,

  • "There is no actual Christian meaning to the show, we just thought the visual symbols of Christianity look cool."

  • Okay w--

  • UHHHHHHH???

  • She knows nothing, but at least she knows that.

  • Ah!