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Hey! Bonus video today. But before it
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begins, I just want to say I'm going to
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be streaming tomorrow at twitch.tv/
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netglow. It's gonna be.......probably the
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best stream of your life.
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best stream of your life.
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Edgar - oh yeah *edgar scratching plop noise*
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Oh, Edgar is
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so excited for it as well. He might even be
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there! It's going to be really fun we have
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a ton of cool stuff we're gonna do.
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Ah.....Just don't miss it, you don't want to
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miss it. What are you doing?
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Marzia - Don't miss it!
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Thank you. Listen to Marzia.
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Now enjoy the video.
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what is happening family friendly
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Felix here we're gonna play paradigma
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paradigmmm
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para.... paradigm haha
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I played this game when it had the Kickstarter I loved
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*burp from the deep pits within* I loved it I loved it a lot
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I thought it was so interesting i've been
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following the guys development on
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twitter it's super interesting i'm very
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excited to play it it doesn't happen
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every day that I'm actually excited to
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play the game that I'm playing how bow dat
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ya choose your difficulty oh god how did
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this happen I just ok I I think I'll go
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with middle ok, ok, let's go, if I remember
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correctly there should be a movie playing
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*is your child a failure*
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yes tekhhahaha *do you make it rain on a regular
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basis* I do i do (loud song saying money money money?) *only to spend it on your
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child's expensive taste in bullshit
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coffee?* frappadick *is your child just an
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asshole* yes, I mean my dog is :( *here at
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DUPA genetics we have the solution. *Too bad*
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prodigy child a fully customizable child
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of your dreams the process is very
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simple we gather your broken dreams we
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combine it with our cutting-edge genetic
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sequencing technology* okay *and finally
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our secret sauce and then
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your prodigy child is born* Greaaatttttt
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child's success to chance* but what do I
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do with the failure child *your prodigy child in
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anything such as scientist, body builder* oh
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wow *wizard, and CAT you know what
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is it that you really want to risk the
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embarrassment? Buy a prodigy child today
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you won't regret it* honestly I'm calling
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right now I can't oh god where did it go
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wrong *time to put on some beatsies*
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is he gonna put on beats
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okay alright so here we are *ugh I'm so bored*
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*aphsdasdfewg-_- Agh its the tumor talking to, the tumor is..
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talking to me ok so here we are in
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paradigm I like how he moves nice, we have
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the John 300 3000 doesn't seem to be
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working all right let's look at the
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*one part if my* (dude got cut off) they are LPS we have
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get rich or die of natural causes baby i
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love you but i'm a t-rex okay Pluto if
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only I was still (muffled by laugh - a planet) if you were a square
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I'd love all your four sides that's
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a bit too sexual for my taste alright we
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have an adapter here *I could* that we
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could pick up *this could be* *if only
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people could adapt like this adapter
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robot human marriage wouldn't be such a big issue
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oh jeez I've forgotten how to use my
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pockets again* (muffled large tutor mumbles nothing) really great tutorials
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voice okay so if we have inventory
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all right hey it's an adapter ah use
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only John * I need some sort of the adapter
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first* oh my god okay so we can do that
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that's easy look how smart we are
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aren't you feeling super smart hey how about
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that I can solve puzzles on games i have
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already played *aw mate what'd you unplug me for?*
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the voice I expected bearded beats okay
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all right talk to uhhhh I want to make
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some fat beatsies
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*Why isn't the computer booting?*
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*I want to make some phat ass beatsies*
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*Mate, with some of the filth I see in your internet history I'm not surprised.*
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*Makes me contemplate if i want to be a part of this world.*
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*Then I think about all the sheilas who would be gutted*
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*and then I changed my mind.*
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that face is so terrifying what is wrong
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with it I don't know why it looks so-
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he doesn't have a nose sorry I just realize
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okay so we need to fuck all right this
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might be a lil' tricky don't panic that
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computer says derp on it why is your
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cereal everywhere okay a floppy disk we
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need a floppy disk there's whatever
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let's uh let's pick it up wherever it is
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let's pick it up I prefer to leave- full of
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personal- okay we can't pick it up we
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can't what assistant pick up
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okay fine we'll just go to the red room
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*UGHH* okay let's not go to the red room
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I can't leave yet besides-
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fuck okay we need that we need a floppy
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disk all right why are there pants up here
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those are my sexy pants for sexy- okay
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forget I asked forget I asked okay
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floppy disk maybe here I need to get
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something
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all right we have a da.. ohh its a diary
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some kind of Russian maybe we need to
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get one of these yeah it's got to be
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this one pick up yesss
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I'M SO SMART!!(we know pewds) how do we play it let's just let's uh
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just give it to him here you go buddy
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YEAH!! I told you
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Haha what the hell is this option oh my
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god this guy's Cringer than me I have no
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idea what the.... haha
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What the fuck? What is this?
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Well you've really improved on your paper mache craft skills
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how did he make that's the basic
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gist of the sizzo if you don't get that floppy
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you gotta get the floppy disc got it *pewds laughs*
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One Day. But yeah go see Doug outside for
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some directorydoos to- Okay we gotta see Doug
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outside great let's go this is super fun
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I'm really enjoying it Oh No meanwhile
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oh god I think I'm convenient plot to
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them yes the villain * you requested me sir?*
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Yes I want, I want you to bring me paradigm
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Is that Trump *you want to bring him back? yes we need we*
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need you, are you alright sir?
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I'm just going to let myself out.
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oh alright sometimes I hate you fatty
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father satiable urge for candy turned me
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into this monstrosity but don't worry
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your legacy will live on let it be that
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is a beat that spits bead I remember
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that at school actually related German
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all of a sudden miniature unicorns
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fighting warrior pugs why miniature
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unicorns fighting flying folks power
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station I mean by public bosses are
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never a good idea or is it the best I
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much what it's a cocktail hello
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deactivated John 3000 good okay all
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right let's start to the beach hey bro
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zaffinos was a broom I dropped me that
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fat BTW you mind dropping some set BTW
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okay o Shaykh hey that's yeah I was
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pretty good ah alright we need to know
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about space cadet know much about these
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biscuits all I know is that he is the
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local drug addict godo quake near 47
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years old uncomfortably aberrant fetish
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for boxes I guess that's him and I don't
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know much about him really except he
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keeps asking for drugs in exchange for
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his boxes also also blowjob hahahaha no
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that's not family-friendly goddamn it uh
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fine considered look away if I wasn't a
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drug Ernest i would probably consider it
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no no no not again fuck alright so we
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got to find him a man right uh
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I don't know how it look I leather metal
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books yeah I guess I'll put this in my
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industry wait wait what there was a mail
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box oh fuck you saying else in the
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second member lobo stop god damn it
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there is another yeah there's a post
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cousin here with a bottle of vodka
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really shaky book go the only book is a
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guarantee sixty percent of your daily
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nutritional meal is it alcohol and the
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fifty percent chance of unemployment
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plus postcard map says to crystalis root
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em for you second man you suck man okay
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all right we're going there we're going
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there excellent alright well looks like
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we'll go there and the next episode if
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you enjoyed watching leave it like even
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if you want me to play more I would love
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to do that so show your support and I
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really appreciate this great way for me
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to know whether you guys want more of
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this or not and that's all for me for
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now thank you so much for watching and
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it's always stay awesome (bros/breast?)