*clap clap*

You Slav You Lose

Youtube's favourite show everybody

No more you india you lose

You India you win

But you Slav you lose

You know why? cause

At least slavs can take a joke[VODKA]

WHY is he walking like that

Because he's drunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Come on Pюdepie

PPPFFFFFTTTTTT

Like everyone in Россия

Alcoholism, [al ka lism?] it's a problem

WWWWOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

You know I actually met a lot of fans

Who come up to me like

I'm slav you know, I lose

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's okay, it's just a joke

Dont worry about it

it's just a joke

Remember to buy the merch *CYKA BLYAT*

LET'S just jump into it

I'm excited

It's been a long time.

This is from r/ANormalDayInRussia

[Background music]

Why is he just standing there?

Oh?

*chuckle*

oh..

what is happening?

*laughing*

Many questions, I have many questions

First off,

Why is that horse carriage connected to a car?

Second off...

Why is that man standing in the road?!

Third of all...

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

*Reading comment*

You Slav *clap*

You LOSE *clap*

It's not just indian

That has a

deeper profound

skill of

Expressing their emotions and love

EEEEHHHHHHH

Russians also have a very romantic way to

GET IT ON

Kristina Gimme a BJ...

This really warms my heart

I must say.

A normal day in Russia everyone.

In other countries, they'll have a dog as a friend.

Why have a dog when

you can have a bear?

You'll never be depressed again!

AAAWWEEEE

This is so ... Sweet.

You slav you win? ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

Just another day in russia

(heh heh)

What is happening?

*sighs*

Silly russians!

There's no groceries there

Ugh

S.M.H.

*Desperate attempt at trying not to get demonetized*

MOVING ON

You EH you slav you lose

Everyone

*Wind in terrible phone mic*

A normal Lovely bike ride!

WOW

dat's nice

RUSSIAN AND ENGLISH AT THE SAME TIME (*russian startled swearings) "Blyat dafuq youre doing BLYAT"

((*note from a russian translator)) "BLYAT YOP TVOYU MAT' BLYAT WHO FCKING DOES THAT"

"HOW?!"

What?

*chuckles* What?

I'm Sorry

I'm gonna have to ask for an explanation of

what the heck was going on there.

Did he grade that girls test...

... by drilling it with a drill?

(Well yes of course, who doesn't these days)

*struggling to understand the slav culture*

Just anotha day in Russia!

SLAV

REVIEW

Just anotha day in Russia!

Thats honestly really cute

Russian cats everybody

Is that real?

(Sure why not pewds they can be if you want)

Are they actually squatting?

The slavs have taken feline form.

Very Niiice

Just dress those cats up in addidas...

And you're good to go.

(russian surprised swearing)

OMG

He's gonna hurt someone.

OMG x2

Turn off the thing please.

You're gonna cut someone.

(Chuckling:) Jesus Christ.

OMG ver. 3.0

He got 'em!

He got 'em! x2

Just a normal day in Russia!

OH JESUS CHRIST.

*beep beep*

OH. MY. GAWD.

JUST A NORMAL DAY IN RUSSIA EVERYONE!

Look at that guy!

Oh my GOD

Ah jeez.

Just.

Just..

Just...

*drum roll please*

And it's a whamen.

Is anyone surprised?

*Desperate attempt to not get demonetized again*

Anyone remember the Cold War?

Never forghetti.

Get ready Dmitry

pew

pew pew

pew pew pew

WHOAAA(pew pew)AAAAAA!

OMG

DMITRY!

That's innovation

right there

That takes skill and cunningness

Whatever that means...

in russian: "Honestly, i really think, I hope

Headphones down in 3

Headphones down in 2

Headphones down in 1

*BIG CRASH*

Jesus.

oh my god

What is that?

Okay?

((russian hysterical laughter))

HOW ARE THEY LAUGHING?!

(More turkey laughs)

Your kitchen

IS ON FIRE!!!

Jesus Christ

I d...

GodDamned (byets?)

God Damn

Cursed Footwear

AIDS!

AIDS MY FAVORITE BRAND (me too pewds!)

Dude uhh.

WHAT ARE THOSE?

Just rockin' those AIDS man!

What can I say?

Dude! Are those the latest AIDS?

God Damn they look sick

They look FIRE.

RUSSIAN

GAMER

CHAIR.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

BUT CAN IT DO THIS?

I don't... I don't think so.

Russians

Try again.

This is why you need to pay $399

BLYAT TVOYU SUKA

How did this happen?

How do you get in this situation? ((in russian: GET OUT OF THERE))

((GET OUT OF THERE ALREADY BLYAT))

Oh Gawd x2

Oh Gawd x3

Oh Gawd x4

Oh Gawd x5

OK

Everyone made it safe

Everyone made it out safe

ok

ALRIGHT

G R E A T

Jesus Christ

How is anyone alive?

Russians are you okay? ((note from russian translator: (｡•́︿•̀｡) ))

What is that?

What is that? x2

in russian: Well, this is nice

Did they replace a wheel with a log?

Improvise!

Adapt

Overcome

Hey look!

It's another log replacement!

(Take off the brake!)

((astonished russian swearing))

You know what, as dangerous and

life-threatening as it seems to be

AT LEAST they're having fun, you know

"Russia is just big multiplayer game... with crazy mods"

"I saw lots of cars, but not the same number of wheels"

(Playing Nataliya Mogilevskaya - Pol'ubi menya takoy)

what's happening

Oh my gah

Ooh that's great

Oh the whole car is tilting

You can't tell if this is sad or hillarious

I don't

I got so many conflicting emotions while watching this

in russian: "Look, it's an actual cat getting out"

HEY

They have furries in Russia

I didn't know

Who woulda thought

You lost some ??? today, Russia

I'm sorry ((But you seemed so excited at first))

"Come on!"

"Come on, come on!" (Are you stupid or something)

No STOP just STOP

STOP USING IT ((Come on Felix))

STOP ((Man up))

STOOP

Please STOP (but thas how we fish! how u gonna fish when its -45C?)

Ah Jesus Christ

"I'm not gonna feed you out of my hands, eat it like that"

"Here, eat it"

"BiTch" (lmao)

"Well, thats how have it here"

I was gonna say, in Sweden a lot of times we joke that

to foreigners we just have polar bears everywhere and we ride them to work

But in Russia

It seems like it's actually the case

(no we do not ride bears)

(we just have them as pets))

"Take out the seal"

"Take out the safety pin"

Take it and put it on the table

"Press it"

"tada"

"And thats how you put out THE FIRE IN YOUR SOUL!

Wait, as that VODKA? (duh)

Oh it's VODKA

Jesus Christ!

Russia, STOP tryna hide vodka in everything

Let's put it out

By pouring alcohol on it

Fantastic

WHERE ARE ALL THE WHEELS IN THIS COUNTRY

WHERE ARE ALL THE WHEEHAHALS

"Hey, brudda" Oh gah it's, oh yeah I've seen

"Brother"

"Wake up brother"

"Hey brother"

Aww, depressed pigeon

"This is so sad" (Alisa play Деспасито)

I hope you guys enjoyed this episode of "Another day in Russia" everyone

U slav u lose, whatever it was

I hope you had fun

If you did

Smash like, it will help out the channel, I very much appreciate it