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  • WHAT'S UP GAMERS

  • IT'S GAMING TIME

  • ya'll thought i was scared of a video game made for children??

  • i don't think so

  • i'm gonna play the game, and i'm gonna beat it, i'm gonna kill it

  • and it's gonna be easy

  • aaaibebibiebiebiebe

  • alright let's go

  • okay this should be great

  • i'm already touching my-

  • HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IT

  • my fingers are not-a long enough

  • why are my finger not long enough

  • there we go there we go

  • VR is great guys, definitely buy a VR headset it's working seeming-less-ly - thats a word -

  • okay okay it works okay now it works

  • okay

  • it's all cool right?

  • are we still going?

  • alright cool

  • look at it, this is working pretty well

  • okay summer night three and this is where the fox come and i have to keep my eye on the fox

  • and that's fine

  • can i drink

  • SLURP SLURP

  • SHUT UPPP STOP CALLING ME I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE INSTRUCTIONS

  • I DON'T CAREEeeEeEEeEeE SHUT YOUR PIPPYPOOPYPAPIPOOPIPAPPA

  • GOdDAmit

  • AND YOU--

  • WORTHLESS

  • look how fast i can change cameras now

  • this is way better there

  • look at how fkin fast i am brah

  • alright where's the jungle brother - there he is

  • alright there you are

  • I SEE YEOUW

  • I SE- I ??? where'd the chickin sh!t go?

  • where's the sexy mama

  • there she is, there's my girl

  • THAT'S MY GIRLL

  • she's freaking me with her eyes

  • i can't wait to see her *richard*

  • okay

  • there she is - HE* is

  • help me

  • im looking at you

  • i'm looking at you

  • alright where's the chicken

  • where's my chicken ba- SHE'S COMING

  • she's coming to papi

  • she knows what she wants and she wants to get it

  • i get it

  • but this time i'm not pulling any strings

  • i'm not pissing in anyone's pants

  • AY

  • AY CHICKEN

  • yOU wAnNa COmE tO mY HOuSE ???

  • TOO BADD!!!

  • TOO BADd MISTER CHICKEN!!

  • you dumbB

  • WOW lookat that chicken

  • alright alright i forgot about YOU

  • alright we're gonna be ready

  • we're gonna be ready

  • i'm ready as freakin -- you could ever be

  • alright

  • YOU better not

  • i'm looking at you

  • I'm looking at you so f-kin dude

  • oh the door was closed.

  • AAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

  • AAAAHHAHA

  • STUPID FOX

  • go back to Norway

  • the land that no one--

  • AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAHAFJAKDFJ

  • AAARGARGARGHRKG

  • STOP !!! STOP STOP STOP

  • CHICKEN?!

  • GET A JOB YOU PIECE OF CRAP

  • okay we're good

  • everything is good we're not doing too bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • i'm doing pretty good

  • plenty of power left, we're gonna have a good night :^)

  • it's gonna be a good night

  • literally where' s everyone? i don't see a single soul

  • okay we cannot do this

  • ther is hope in Sweden

  • my meatball is protection

  • oh that means someone moved

  • CHICKEN

  • CHICKEN STOP IT

  • WHY DOES SHE KEEP COMING

  • that sexy bicc

  • alright

  • oka - AY! AY what are you looking at

  • what's he doing there? you're not supposed to -

  • who are you?

  • what the?

  • that's a coin

  • should i be scared of him?

  • nahH

  • oH GODdaMit it's him agaim

  • what do i do ???

  • okay he's still there

  • WHERE IS EVERYONE

  • WAAAGHAJYAKJAFADJDKJ

  • WHY DID HE EVEN--

  • I KNEW HE WAS THERE

  • it was JUST to confirm that he *was in fact* there

  • godDAmiT

  • where's the --

  • YOU son of a ssSOCcer mom

  • i'm touching that thing as soon as my nipples fa-

  • can you STOP

  • im SO DONE with all of this

  • WHAT

  • WHAT DID THAT MEAN?

  • DOOR IS CLOSED! sOrRy

  • SORRY

  • nOt OpEN~

  • CAN YOU LEAAVE !!!!

  • CAN YOU LEAVE MYADKAJDKFJAL

  • THANK YOU

  • gODdAm they pissed me off dude, i don't even feel happy

  • alright yay it's my reward

  • what do i get?

  • ow that taste good

  • so there's night four

  • brAH

  • what is this? parts and service? alright let's try this

  • for the sake of a change

  • alright i played these, i'm --

  • AAAA JESUS

  • "welcome back to Parts and Service"

  • "Oh, no, it looks like Bonnie's guitar is out of tune and must be calibrated"

  • okay

  • "first, we must access the harmonization module located in the secondary throat pipe"

  • "to access the throat pipe, both eyes must be removed and it must be as precise as possible --"

  • --when removing the eyes from respective sockets"

  • why, or what else are gonna happen?

  • "- - left eye, and carefully remove it from its socket"

  • okay Mister Bonnie, let me remove the eye

  • "Great job, the - "

  • YEET

  • AAAAENRRHFAHGRHARGKHJEESUS

  • WHAT THE fReAKyMuRKy

  • you did nothing but laugh

  • "Welcome back to parts and service"

  • "oh no, it looks like Bonnie's guitar is out of tune and must be re-calibrated"

  • "first, we must acce -- great job"

  • "deposite the left eye in the cleaning recepticle on your left"

  • AAARARGAGWAAAARGAHRGH

  • WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

  • oh, LEFT!

  • WHY DIDNT HE SAY IT

  • dumb game

  • sub guy: (give up )

  • "welcome back to parts and service"

  • yes

  • okay alright

  • on the LEFT

  • "well done, now firmly grip Bonnie's RIGHT eye and carefully remove it from its socket"

  • oh

  • alright let's actually follow the instructions this time

  • "deposite the right eye in the cleaning recepticle on your right"

  • "good job"

  • "-- to open Bonnie's faceplate, carefully press the two buttons located on either side on Bonnie's jaw"

  • "When done correctly, you should hear two small clicks"

  • ????? what do you mean ?????

  • okay lettem pressing~

  • WAJEABLAAPOPPIE

  • "Press the blinking button in Bonnie's secondary throatpipe to enter calibration mode"

  • he's got the throat pipe

  • okay lemme just press the little button

  • there it is i pressed the button [Bonnie starts playing the guitar ]

  • okay that's not too bad

  • "Something is not right, one of those notes is out of tune"

  • "you may press the button again to replay the audio check"

  • "press the coloured button that corresponds to the incorrect note"

  • okay

  • oh it's definitely the second one

  • "press the blinking button again to verify your work"

  • okay well i guess he's playing the -

  • [visible confusion]

  • pppfffffWHATTHEHELL

  • heck there's no tension

  • im just doing it

  • alright BAM

  • [subguy is tired sorry it's the same monologue :^) ]

  • WHATTHEHELLAMITOPATA

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • ????????????????

  • alright this is not the game for me

  • "are you having fun yet? that is great to hear"

  • alright what is this then?

  • dark rooms

  • let's go

  • what is this?

  • night terror

  • what the hell did i just do?

  • why can't i play it

  • okay here we go

  • close doors, grab and release with triggers

  • wow what is this?

  • oh my god this is freaky

  • hey

  • oh god

  • hello?

  • okay shut --

  • AKRGALKGRJAGAGRH

  • shut your mouth, i'm trying to play a game

  • what is this??

  • im closing the doors

  • AY

  • close the door

  • there we go

  • GODAMIT

  • HEY

  • listen up you piece of cr@p

  • i don't ca-

  • HAKAEHGAHIAEHGAE

  • GOD

  • YOU

  • FRICC OFF

  • i never played this i don't know the rules

  • and they just jumped in my face

  • EXCUSE ME ??

  • EXCUSE ME

  • who's doing that

  • you're in the drawer -- he's in the drawer

  • llknmkn ??

  • I CAN'T MOVE

  • i physically cannot move

  • my hand is lost

  • i lost my hand

  • fck this i want out

  • i literally --

  • YOU FRICC OFF

  • i mean so far nothing bad has happened

  • i did it

  • i actually did it

  • i can't see anything

  • alright

  • is this correct?

  • don't scare me

  • don't --

  • yay~

  • "great job"

  • "Bonnie is in tune and ready for his solo"

  • alright

  • "let's close him up"

  • "simply replace both eyes in the same order that you remove them, then close up the face plate"

  • "and we'll call it a day"

  • then we'll call it a day, you hear that Bonnie boo?

  • bam

  • there you go you can see now

  • wait

  • he didn't tell me to do anything else

  • and i'm calling it a day

  • alright i guess? i'll? press these?

  • ASGAKRJ

  • "Well done. That concludes your parts and services task"

  • "See you next time"

  • dude i like your knees

  • alright. cool. i did it

  • i did it

  • are these meat balls?