Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles WHAT'S UP GAMERS IT'S GAMING TIME ya'll thought i was scared of a video game made for children?? i don't think so i'm gonna play the game, and i'm gonna beat it, i'm gonna kill it and it's gonna be easy aaaibebibiebiebiebe alright let's go okay this should be great i'm already touching my- HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IT my fingers are not-a long enough why are my finger not long enough there we go there we go VR is great guys, definitely buy a VR headset it's working seeming-less-ly - thats a word - okay okay it works okay now it works okay it's all cool right? are we still going? alright cool look at it, this is working pretty well okay summer night three and this is where the fox come and i have to keep my eye on the fox and that's fine can i drink SLURP SLURP SHUT UPPP STOP CALLING ME I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE INSTRUCTIONS I DON'T CAREEeeEeEEeEeE SHUT YOUR PIPPYPOOPYPAPIPOOPIPAPPA GOdDAmit AND YOU-- WORTHLESS look how fast i can change cameras now this is way better there look at how fkin fast i am brah alright where's the jungle brother - there he is alright there you are I SEE YEOUW I SE- I ??? where'd the chickin sh!t go? where's the sexy mama there she is, there's my girl THAT'S MY GIRLL she's freaking me with her eyes i can't wait to see her *richard* okay there she is - HE* is help me im looking at you i'm looking at you alright where's the chicken where's my chicken ba- SHE'S COMING she's coming to papi she knows what she wants and she wants to get it i get it but this time i'm not pulling any strings i'm not pissing in anyone's pants AY AY CHICKEN yOU wAnNa COmE tO mY HOuSE ??? TOO BADD!!! TOO BADd MISTER CHICKEN!! you dumbB WOW lookat that chicken alright alright i forgot about YOU alright we're gonna be ready we're gonna be ready i'm ready as freakin -- you could ever be alright YOU better not i'm looking at you I'm looking at you so f-kin dude oh the door was closed. AAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH AAAAHHAHA STUPID FOX go back to Norway the land that no one-- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAHAFJAKDFJ AAARGARGARGHRKG STOP !!! STOP STOP STOP CHICKEN?! GET A JOB YOU PIECE OF CRAP okay we're good everything is good we're not doing too bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i'm doing pretty good plenty of power left, we're gonna have a good night :^) it's gonna be a good night literally where' s everyone? i don't see a single soul okay we cannot do this ther is hope in Sweden my meatball is protection oh that means someone moved CHICKEN CHICKEN STOP IT WHY DOES SHE KEEP COMING that sexy bicc alright oka - AY! AY what are you looking at what's he doing there? you're not supposed to - who are you? what the? that's a coin should i be scared of him? nahH oH GODdaMit it's him agaim what do i do ??? okay he's still there WHERE IS EVERYONE WAAAGHAJYAKJAFADJDKJ WHY DID HE EVEN-- I KNEW HE WAS THERE it was JUST to confirm that he *was in fact* there godDAmiT where's the -- YOU son of a ssSOCcer mom i'm touching that thing as soon as my nipples fa- can you STOP im SO DONE with all of this WHAT WHAT DID THAT MEAN? DOOR IS CLOSED! sOrRy SORRY nOt OpEN~ CAN YOU LEAAVE !!!! CAN YOU LEAVE MYADKAJDKFJAL THANK YOU gODdAm they pissed me off dude, i don't even feel happy alright yay it's my reward what do i get? ow that taste good so there's night four brAH what is this? parts and service? alright let's try this for the sake of a change alright i played these, i'm -- AAAA JESUS "welcome back to Parts and Service" "Oh, no, it looks like Bonnie's guitar is out of tune and must be calibrated" okay "first, we must access the harmonization module located in the secondary throat pipe" "to access the throat pipe, both eyes must be removed and it must be as precise as possible --" --when removing the eyes from respective sockets" why, or what else are gonna happen? "- - left eye, and carefully remove it from its socket" okay Mister Bonnie, let me remove the eye "Great job, the - " YEET AAAAENRRHFAHGRHARGKHJEESUS WHAT THE fReAKyMuRKy you did nothing but laugh "Welcome back to parts and service" "oh no, it looks like Bonnie's guitar is out of tune and must be re-calibrated" "first, we must acce -- great job" "deposite the left eye in the cleaning recepticle on your left" AAARARGAGWAAAARGAHRGH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS oh, LEFT! WHY DIDNT HE SAY IT dumb game sub guy: (give up ) "welcome back to parts and service" yes okay alright on the LEFT "well done, now firmly grip Bonnie's RIGHT eye and carefully remove it from its socket" oh alright let's actually follow the instructions this time "deposite the right eye in the cleaning recepticle on your right" "good job" "-- to open Bonnie's faceplate, carefully press the two buttons located on either side on Bonnie's jaw" "When done correctly, you should hear two small clicks" ????? what do you mean ????? okay lettem pressing~ WAJEABLAAPOPPIE "Press the blinking button in Bonnie's secondary throatpipe to enter calibration mode" he's got the throat pipe okay lemme just press the little button there it is i pressed the button [Bonnie starts playing the guitar ] okay that's not too bad "Something is not right, one of those notes is out of tune" "you may press the button again to replay the audio check" "press the coloured button that corresponds to the incorrect note" okay oh it's definitely the second one "press the blinking button again to verify your work" okay well i guess he's playing the - [visible confusion] pppfffffWHATTHEHELL heck there's no tension im just doing it alright BAM [subguy is tired sorry it's the same monologue :^) ] WHATTHEHELLAMITOPATA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ???????????????? alright this is not the game for me "are you having fun yet? that is great to hear" alright what is this then? dark rooms let's go what is this? night terror what the hell did i just do? why can't i play it okay here we go close doors, grab and release with triggers wow what is this? oh my god this is freaky hey oh god hello? okay shut -- AKRGALKGRJAGAGRH shut your mouth, i'm trying to play a game what is this?? im closing the doors AY close the door there we go GODAMIT HEY listen up you piece of cr@p i don't ca- HAKAEHGAHIAEHGAE GOD YOU FRICC OFF i never played this i don't know the rules and they just jumped in my face EXCUSE ME ?? EXCUSE ME who's doing that you're in the drawer -- he's in the drawer llknmkn ?? I CAN'T MOVE i physically cannot move my hand is lost i lost my hand fck this i want out i literally -- YOU FRICC OFF i mean so far nothing bad has happened i did it i actually did it i can't see anything alright is this correct? don't scare me don't -- yay~ "great job" "Bonnie is in tune and ready for his solo" alright "let's close him up" "simply replace both eyes in the same order that you remove them, then close up the face plate" "and we'll call it a day" then we'll call it a day, you hear that Bonnie boo? bam there you go you can see now wait he didn't tell me to do anything else and i'm calling it a day alright i guess? i'll? press these? ASGAKRJ "Well done. That concludes your parts and services task" "See you next time" dude i like your knees alright. cool. i did it i did it are these meat balls?