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  • Hey, what's happening? Is your boy Peww... what has my life become...

  • Who am I?

  • What am I?

  • please

  • kill me

  • Welcome to ultimate battle simulator

  • Ss-sorry ultimate Epic battle simulator this is why you clicked on this channel isn't it because we want action

  • hardcore!

  • Badassery!

  • and...

  • Epicness! hey guys to be tech here and today

  • I'm going to show you how to mine so fast that you can't even dig a straight hole so in this game me for you

  • For some reason aren't familiar with this

  • yeah, you can simulate where's

  • W-what is this game about? You can simulate war's!

  • Now I have a pretty strong Computer

  • it could run Roblox on Max settings, so let's see...

  • what we can do. SIX-HUNDRED-AND-SIX...

  • NAZI'S! And another Six. And another...

  • *ahahahahaha*

  • and another

  • *ahahahahaa*

  • That's how many nazis versus one

  • Table

  • (Mind blown, Pewds. Mind. Blown.)

  • Oh my God. Yes, no, it's not lagging at all

  • What I got four FPS going in...

  • that is a lot of fucking Nazis thoug...

  • Jesus Christ

  • And maybe I shouldn't have picked so many

  • got a solid 60 FPS going on here.

  • Well, maybe I shouldn't have made so many you know...

  • *ehm ne mhnemne*

  • *he*

  • Maybe I exaggerated just a little bit with this whole table *hehehehe*.

  • Oh My god, how many did I make, Jesus Christ?

  • What the ff..

  • I got two FPS

  • *he*

  • Let the battle begin

  • *epic music starts playing*

  • go forth my Nazi's! You kill The Table I

  • Y-you kill the table!

  • I don't know...

  • Euh, it's avalanche

  • I-i don't know what's happening, but im sure it's pretty epic...

  • I think I just nuked all the nazis. I don't know I have one framerate. Maybe let's *ehh* let's exit. Okay

  • Let's try that again okay. Oh, Jesus Christ. I had

  • 666666 (Illuminati confirmed) pick up let's just remove one of them. All right. Let's remove one of them, and then we can see

  • Maybe don't act. Okay here. We go. Yeah. That's a lot better. Well now we have a decent framerate

  • There you go Nazi's

  • All right

  • Okay, a lotta nazi's. They're very angry. They're very angry at the

  • Table, where is table there he is, go

  • *HueHueHueHa*

  • Table, you can do it begin no table nooooooo

  • TABLE!!!

  • Damn it

  • *Sad Music* RIP Table may his Soul Be remembered forever :'(

  • an

  • Equal amount of tables as there are German Soldiers tonight

  • We dine in on table as they said I feel like I need to have an epic battle speech to my table

  • MY FELLOW TABLES,

  • WE'VE COME THIS FAR!!!

  • TO FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM!

  • THOSE NAZI SCUM!

  • THOSE FILTHY GERMANS!

  • I BET THEY WATCH PEWDIEPIE (Confirmed)

  • THOSE SON'S A BITCHES (WHAT TF IS HE SAYING),

  • WE WILL NOT LET THEM DINE UPON US.

  • WE WILL NOT LET 'EM NOT USE COASTERS!!

  • THEY DO NOT RESPECT WOOD. THEY DO NOT RESPECT THE HARD SURFACE OF A NICELY POLISHED

  • WOODEN TABLE.

  • That's what?

  • Oh, Jesus. JESUS CHRIST, NO TABLES!!!

  • Taableeess!!!!

  • Ugh

  • Bye dammit, they built a shield yes!

  • Omg the Nazi's are fighting strong.

  • But they have no match against the tables actually the tables are getting rekt no

  • I possess this Table

  • Hold your line tables. HOLD YOUR LINE.

  • Stand your ground!

  • Table

  • not today (BTS not today?!)

  • not today

  • They're getting fucking Rekted

  • This is so fucking retarded

  • long ago the four nations lived Together in Harmony

  • then everything changed when fire nation attacked

  • *EAR RAPE*

  • Guess now we know if they bunch of nazis

  • fought against a buncha tables

  • Nazis would win, okay? duly noted Let's make it a little bit more interesting all right the will happen

  • We'll have table over here. All right. We'll have dressers

  • Fighting tables, and then here we'll have one Chuck Norris will have 200 Santa clauses

  • 250

  • Catapult

  • 250 Zombie and

  • one Dwarf

  • *Brave Gimli* And my axe. Here we go. All right. We got a tables

  • Hoorah Hoorah

  • tables, TABLES!!

  • Come on. My money's on tables. I don't know about you, bro's

  • I don't know about you bros. VS Dresser that

  • filthy disgusting

  • Despicable dressers. I bet they don't even dress themselves. I bet their mamas versus a bunch of fucking catapults

  • yeah, they're probably going to win. Versus from the other corner!

  • SANTA CLAUSE! that's right ho ho ho going to fuck some bitches up?

  • But where is chuck nerris, where is he, the man, the myth, the legend there he is

  • He looks angry.., he looks angry im not going to lie

  • Versus, what is that, Dwarfs, okay fuck it

  • And eh fucking zombies I don't know, alright go

  • All right dressers they're moving in, they seem a bit confused

  • But they're fighting, oh and They're dressers are getting wrecked by the catapults

  • Tables are standing strong

  • against santa clause

  • But Santa Clause not like table. No they do not they are fucking them tables up

  • Oh, but it looks like UGH, it looks like the dressers have killed santa, the dressers have killed santa, MY GOD

  • Who would win Santa Clause or tables?

  • The santa clause are fighting strong.

  • But thank you they have enough against all these tables (He might of meant do they???)

  • We'll find out but oh my God look at all the dead dressers

  • It looks like they have a trouble fighting back against the catapult, but the dressers

  • Are fighting strong against the catapults because the ones that made it in they can defend themselves against

  • We underestimated

  • the dressers killed everyone one furniture versus another

  • but who will win? the santa clauses are dead!

  • Yes a carpet for the tables

  • They had no match for tables, but will the dressers win!? Or will the tables stand strong?

  • They still have to fight against catapults, the catapults have strategically turned back but there are still some brave

  • No, they're a not there are no more dressers. They stand no chance theres dressers are moving in

  • from the, right

  • But will they make it they are dying fast

  • RIP DRESSERS :'(

  • War, Has Changed

  • RIP DRESSERS :'(

  • It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity

  • It's an endless series of Proxy Battles fought by Mercenaries and machines

  • War and its consumption of life

  • Has become a well-oiled machine?

  • it's table

  • It's Table versus Dress, but the battle is not yet won

  • There's too many tables

  • There's too many, Whoa Chuck Norris is still alive, CHUCK NORRIS IS STILL ALIVE! And hes breaking them dressers

  • left and right... MY GOD!

  • My God he's older, strong

  • I can't stop yelling but jesus christ

  • OH MY GOD

  • A random nuke just hit chuck norris, wait he's still alive WTF, another random nuke

  • What the how is he still

  • Piranha, How many

  • Chuck Norris is killing off! He's kicking the Tables! He's punching the tables!

  • Come on table come on

  • The battle is over the last table takes its last breath and the winner is Check Nerris.

Hey, what's happening? Is your boy Peww... what has my life become...

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