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  • Edgar, this is a really tough video for me to make,

  • Edgar....

  • This is a really tough video for me to make.

  • *beep beep beep BEEP*

  • *TACTICAL NUKE*

  • So, I'm from Sweden, okay. You know it, not a secret.

  • What does Swedes have the most of? Not high taxes, shut up! Good internet. GOOD INTERNET.

  • Even as a poor

  • swede living man,

  • 100/100 internet was the standard, god damn It. It wasn't something you had to fight for. It was your god-given

  • right. Sorry, sorry I went too far I'm a christian channel. (You're a christian channel.)

  • As you know, I don't live in Sweden anymore, for quite some time. And, I know what you're thinking. Oh, UK internet,

  • that's not so bad. That's not like living in a third-world country, right?

  • You're wrong. You're wrong. I was a fool. If you don't think it's that bad

  • let me show you, let me show you my internet right now, okay?

  • Okay, you want to see this. Do you think this is funny? Just wait until you see my upload.

  • Oh my god. It's depressing. It's not even moving goddamn it.

  • Oh, wow!

  • *slams phone onto table*

  • (mocking voice) But, Felix why don't you just change your ISP- ?

  • Shut the hell, shut the hell up. You think I haven't tried

  • I'm the biggest YouTuber.

  • I deserve better internet, goddamn it. I'm better than this. Now you may have seen me rant about this in the past.

  • That's because when me and Marzia first moved into UK,

  • we lived in this flat. For some reason, in, in UK it takes two to three weeks to get your internet

  • installed if you switch provider. The BT has to come in, they have to do-

  • I don't know what they do.

  • But they got to do what they got to do and they take two or three weeks to get there

  • and if you miss your appointment

  • you gotta wait another two to three weeks and so on and so forth. So, what I had to do back in

  • 2014 was that we didn't have any internet so I legit had to put the video on my laptop

  • and then I would walk out trying to steal neighbor's Wi-Fi that had better internet because

  • you, you take one road down and someone Waa-we have fiber here?

  • But, no not here, who knows why. Set out to find neighbors that had unlocked Wi-Fi

  • so I could upload the goddamn videos. I did this at like 4 a.m.

  • Sometimes, I would come, I would come back home. I forgot my keys.

  • I'd have to climb through a window not to wake up Marzia (aww). So, eventually

  • you know YouTube money came and me and Marzia were like, "ok, enough.' Okay, enough. We're gonna move somewhere where they have amazing

  • internet, that's impossible because I live in UK, but decent Internet.

  • And. we did. We did move there. We had great internet and everything was peaceful.

  • Everything was nice...(but not for long...-__-)

  • The world was finally in harmony. Then, why am I back here, Felix? Why are you back here with the shit internet?

  • *Pewds going insane* Just go back there and stop complaining like a son-of-a-bitch.

  • It's a long story, okay? I'm trying to tell you the story.

  • Well, I used to have an office when I was working with Disney and they were willing to transfer that lease to me.

  • But, it was a three-year lease, which would have cost me one hundred and thirteen thousand pounds

  • and I'm like ah I don't really feel like paying that when I can just stay here for free.

  • I just need one shitty room that I can record from. I don't need this giant office. It really doesn't make any sense.

  • (mocking voice) Oh, well if you're so cheap-

  • Oh, yeah, like you would pay that amount for internet? Would you, you think I should pay that amount for internet?

  • Is that what you think? Good for you? Okay, not everyone is a MORON!

  • (mocking voice) Pewds, you should just come to

  • Portugal, because we have goodish-

  • *chicka-chicka*

  • You think I wouldn't go back to Sweden! Sorry, I need to calm down.

  • Okay. Alright, so I had to pay a hundred and thirteen thousand pounds.

  • I said no. You know what I'm gonna look into it. Maybe I can get good internet installed in this flat.

  • Which is my office. And, I can't go back to the other flat because we're renovating that one right now.

  • I forgot to tell you. All the floors are gone, all the walls are gone.

  • I can't even, I can't even go back to my original house. We're staying here temporarily. I'm stranded here. (so he's basically homeless)

  • So, I basically said three months ago. I was like, 'Okay, well

  • I'll look into it, and then I found you can get a leased line, which is basically used by a lot of companies.

  • They install a private line, so that you don't have to share internet with anyone else and you get a guaranteed

  • speed of a 100/100, even a giga. A GIGA. A GIGABYTE. A GIGABYTE INT-NET. Hell yeah! I'll take it!

  • I'll take it. Thank you very much. I'm tired of living, that, whatever, like that internet. Not anymore! I can afford it.

  • I'm gonna pay for it, goddamn it. So, I ordered it

  • three months ago. ( wow :0 )

  • *sad music*

  • Where is it? You know who you are. Where is my internet? Where is my

  • iiiiiiinternet? Where is it?

  • Where is it? Where's my internet? I ordered three months ago.

  • You said maximum 47 days. So, what have I been doing in the meanwhile then, these three months? Well

  • I've rented Airbnb. I rented them for a month. So, I at least have a temporary solution.

  • I bought this temporary setup, so that I can stream, I can upload, I can send files to my editor.

  • I can do all these things smoothly and nicely and no one have to worry about it.

  • But, Airbnb only lets you rent for a month.

  • There's some legality to it. You have to put your name on the council bill or some shit like that if you go longer.

  • So, I had to switch Airbnb.

  • Naturally, before I rent the Airbnb I'm like, 'Okay, so what's the internet in this place?" I look it up.

  • You know I make sure I asked them,

  • 'Okay, so this is a bit weird for me to ask, but I need really good download, but also upload speed, okay?

  • And I need you to confirm me these speeds. It's very important.

  • This is very important.' And, I wouldn't get an answer from this lady. She was like,

  • (liar voice) ' Oh, it's really good speeds.

  • We have really good speeds in this place. Come to my little B&B.

  • We have great internet.' You fucking, lying shnake. You lying shnake.

  • It's even worse than my internet.

  • So, I'm stuck with this other place now. Where my temporary setup is set up with god-awful

  • internet. That I can't use, I can't use it. I can't stream from it. It's too bad.

  • So, what do I do. Well, it has 4G.

  • At least I get a 4G reception in that Airbnb. So, I bought like a box with 4G, a 4G modem and uh

  • they only let you buy for a hundred gigabytes per month. Otherwise,

  • you can't, you can't use more. And I'm like, 'Can I refill it?' and they're like, 'No.

  • 100 gigabyte, that's what you get.' I'm like, 'I can't just use 100 gigabyte, ok?

  • That's gonna run out so fast. You don't understand. You don't understand. Do you know who I am?'

  • I never used that card before, but I just went, 'Do you know who I am? Excuse me, I am

  • pewdie

  • And, I need good internet.

  • I didn't actually say that. But, I have 80, I have 87 gigabytes left, guys.

  • Just wanted to tell you. That's why I'm making this video.

  • I even looked into the idea of installing one of those antennas on the roof. It's 15,000 up front, which is fine!

  • I'll pay it! I'll pay it! But, it's 4 weeks installment

  • and I'm waiting for the lease line. So, I might as well wait for the lease line, right?

  • And, I don't want stuck in two contracts.

  • Oh.

  • I'm dying guys. I'm dying. That's why I'm making this video. I am dying. If things don't change I am going to die.

  • (:O omg)

  • I'm asking for help. I am sending out my echo signals, like a whale asking for help.

  • Give me internet, before I die. I'm going to- I'm- this is it. Goodbye. I have 80,

  • 86,

  • I have eighty six gigabytes left.

  • Before they get me. ( .·´¯`(>▂

  • Then, it's 10P per megabyte...

  • The sense morale of this, is that if you have good internet, don't take it for granted

  • like I did. Take care of it.

  • Appreciate it. Make sure it knows it is loved, because one day

  • you may not think it will happen, but it happened to me, goddamn it,

  • the internet is gonna fade away.

  • (NOOO WIFI!!! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!! HOW WILL I LIVE??!!)

Edgar, this is a really tough video for me to make,

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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