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  • *Strange noises*

  • No

  • Shit

  • Fuck

  • God dammit!

  • This video isn't 10 minutes yet

  • What the fuck do I do?!

  • It's fuckin' January

  • There's such a lack of Ad Revenue already!

  • I'm just gonna have to learn from the best

  • To extend this video to 10 minutes.

  • I'm talking slow

  • IS THAT OBVIOUS WHAT I'M DOING HEREEEEEE

  • OHHHH

  • Leafy!

  • Master of title cards

  • *You Reposted In The Wrong Neighorhood Music Plays*

  • Holy shit that's 11 seconds

  • WITH NO CONTENT!

  • Actually it's, never mind that that's 17 minutes

  • WITH NO CONTENT!

  • I'm just kid...

  • I'm kidding

  • I'm kidding

  • I'm KIDDING

  • Calvin, I'm joking.

  • M'kay I get, I nee, I get it. I need an

  • I need an intro

  • I need to bring it back

  • ROLL

  • THE INTRO!

  • Are we at 10 minutes yet?

  • Fuck.

  • UGH

  • So just

  • So just suposed

  • Okay I got it!

  • CaseyNeistat

  • He does these transitional shots

  • LET'S HAVE A LOOK

  • Fuck, okay

  • Just roll a random,

  • A random ass...

  • Stock Image Footage, okay?

  • ARE WE AT TEN MINUTES YET

  • PLEASE?!

  • FUCKING

  • JANUARY

  • Do you see what happens with the Ad Revenue?!

  • This is bad. This is real bad

  • I'm gonna have to find a real job, real soon if this continues!

  • Oh, I got it!

  • I-In my last video, uh-

  • Eehhhh

  • Don't worry about the order in thisdeo, I know it's a little messy okay

  • *Pewds.exe stopped working of YouTube*

  • But into yesterday's video, I said I was gonna put the top comment

  • The top comment on that wall

  • Now I haven't checked, alright?

  • I have not checked.

  • So It could be anything right now

  • Let's... Let's see what it is.

  • Well I'm a bit nervous

  • That's the top comment? (yes)

  • I gave you guys, permission to put fucking anything

  • to put. fucking. ANYTHING.

  • In the background of my video

  • AND THE TOP COMMENT IS

  • A FUCKING SELF ADVERTISING.

  • i though at LEAST

  • I... I.. I taught you guys to learn better!

  • Than believe in some random ass fucking comment saying "I love you"

  • What the fuck does that mean?

  • If you had a homeless guy from the street tell you I love you

  • It doesn't mean anything, words don't mean SHIT.

  • unless it comes, with REAL MEANING

  • and from a person,

  • That you respect or at least know who the FUCK IT IS!

  • Now excuse me while i'm putting...

  • Let's just go back to what the video is about

  • I don't fucking give a shit

  • Hey, how's it going

  • Bros

  • Welcome to another original video idea

  • Try Not To Love #Laugh (ha)

  • i failed already

  • but there's a catch

  • since you guys love my moustache so much

  • thank you very much by the way (yes hello hitler)

  • i really appreciate all the nice feedback about my new appearance. you know

  • here, i was thinking i look cool

  • finally

  • i found a hip new look that fits me and my personality

  • but i guess that's not good enough

  • so if i laughed, i will shave a piece of my moustache

  • as much as it pains me

  • it pains my very core! (find your positive core message today)

  • and if i run out of moustache

  • i will shave this dog

  • (laughed)

  • rip edgar

  • let's do this

  • the first video

  • is chair. (Oh my god the chair!)

  • oh damn

  • (giggle)

  • it's just kind of video where you know you're gonna laugh even before you watch it

  • there's no way i could not have laughed at that

  • it's just a little piece

  • whatever...

  • think we all know where this is heading

  • i like it, is a good look, i really hope i don't have to laugh again

  • [v] have you ever done a sinus rinse before?

  • oh hello...okay...

  • [v] have you ever done a sinus rinse before?

  • i don't believe i'm -

  • OMG

  • (rerethinks life)

  • i need to do a sinus rinse right fucking now

  • ugh.

  • and i don't want the world to see me (sing)

  • didn't laugh

  • thank you very much

  • Next

  • what is this? what is he doing?

  • [v] shut your fucking mouth

  • [v] shut the fuck up you cunt

  • [v] shut it

  • [v] shut it

  • oh..no..no..that was

  • an after giggle

  • they don't count

  • My Cat Is Crazy

  • *glass shattering sound* (cracking up)

  • i didn't laugh (oh yes u did)

  • *glass shattering sound*

  • No. 1, why were you filming...your cat in a fucking garden house?

  • No.2 ...

  • What the fuck. (laugh)

  • *glass shattering sound*

  • where did that cat go?

  • what was so important to that cat

  • why do i feel like i'm Ray William Johnson

  • deconstructing a fucking shit of-

  • au..we're getting there

  • i kinda like it

  • do you like it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • dat stare tho

  • (squelch)

  • (snort)

  • moving on

  • [v] we gonna interview Erik Weihenmayer who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest. But-

  • ugh

  • [v] he's gay

  • [v] i mean he's gay, excuse me he's blind

  • [v] so we're here about that

  • *tries real fucking hard not to laugh*

  • i don't wanna laugh

  • ah for fuck...

  • [v] we gonna interview Erik Weihenmayer who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest. But he's gay

  • but he's

  • gay

  • Girl Cries Like Racing Car

  • [v] hey sorry i missed your call

  • [v] ummm...

  • [v] i'm just calling you back to...

  • [v] uhhh...

  • [v] let you know that i...

  • oh no... [v] i love you

  • and i miss you

  • *girl crying sound like racing car*

  • (inhales loudly)

  • i really, i really want you to call me back

  • *crying*

  • and i'm sorry i missed your phone call

  • and i, i, aii...

  • i know you are DONE

  • so, so when you get this will you call me back

  • *crying*

  • i love you

  • and i miss you

  • *crying*

  • next video

  • Why Are You Watching That

  • [v] don't tell mommmmm

  • these are really good

  • these are really good clips this time

  • why were you watching that?

  • they are just blind, they are just blind, don't worry about it

  • there's nothing wrong watching blind people (oh the irony)

  • ummm...

  • early stages of a yaoi fan girl

  • (laugh)

  • fuck it

  • alright, it was worth it

  • it was worth it

  • oh no

  • [v] k...i wanna show you a little secret

  • oh!! okay...

  • [v]A guy taught me from the American Rangers

  • great

  • [v] and he always said, you know...

  • [v] in a tactical situation the sound of velcro

  • [v] you can hear a mile away

  • [v] and everybody knows that sound of velcro

  • that's true

  • [v] so here we have a velcro pouch

  • [v] and this is the sound that gives you a way in a tactical situation

  • [v] and

  • [v] so... he taught me

  • [v] a method of opening a velcro so that if you do that no one will hear the velcro- [pewds] i'm already laughing

  • okay, what is that?

  • [v] it's real fast, and, so the velcro i've got it on is the best i can get it on

  • is this suppose to be funny?- [v] and this is what he taught me

  • okay...

  • [v] AH!!! (wtf)

  • *laugh*

  • *Life Being Sucked Out Of Soul*....hahahaha

  • take your arm outward 45 degrees from the front and lift your arm up as far as-

  • here we go

  • i think is time

  • *shaving sound* *We Are Number One Plays* *dancing*

  • alright, well...

  • that was Try Not To Laugh Challenge moustache edition

  • if you enjoy this video

  • i think you're gonna enjoy

  • this one

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  • so make sure you click right here

  • for another video

  • oh boy, is one of my favourite actually

  • what's that?

  • oh you already clicked

  • then why am i even here...?

*Strange noises*

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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