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  • I have one question and one question only

  • What is your favorite block in Minecraft?

  • "What's.. what is your favorite block in Minecraft??"

  • *intro time*

  • That's right everybody!

  • Cringe Tuesdays is here (on a Wednesday...)

  • and it's here to STAY

  • Today, we're focusing on Minecon

  • MiNeCrAfT KiDs are sO criNGEY

  • I get it. Alright?

  • First of all, full disclaimer:

  • All kids are cringy

  • I've been cringy

  • I'm 30 and I AM still cringy

  • But that doesn't mean I can still laugh at kids goddamnit *laughs-*

  • THAt is nOT-

  • That is not gonna stop me from laughing in socially inept children. Okay?

  • I genuinely love these clips

  • They bring me joy

  • And I want to experience them;

  • Even though I probably haven't seen all of them... MULTIPLE TIMES *wheeze-*

  • "Awkward moments at Minecon 2015"

  • DanTDM: Okay, one more let's go for it.

  • Pewds: I love this one-

  • *Inaudible gibberish*

  • *Excuse me what???---*

  • *inaudible gibberish*

  • yES-- *giggles*

  • The patience dipped in gold.

  • Well, how do you respond to something like that? You're standing on stage

  • Pewds: They can't ask you this question- What do you do?

  • *Video repeats*

  • *oF COURSE i wOUld'nt understand to that--*

  • Pewds: He's casting a spell on Dan!

  • That's what's really happening here.

  • It's cute! *BACKHAND CLAPS* It's *BACKHAND CLAPS* cute, aight?

  • It's not-- cringe if it's cute.

  • ....

  • Wait, the point is to be cringe-

  • Well, whatever!- *Plays video*

  • "How much money do you have?"

  • *Crowd laughter, boi why that question is ur mom a gold digger?-*

  • *Mimics-* h ow mu ch m ONEy do y ou h AVE???---

  • ...

  • GOT EM

  • "How many of you have autism and if so: Has it helped you in your modding career?"

  • *Awkward crowd*

  • *WHAT ARE YOU RECORDING FOR????-*

  • *Inaudible voices*

  • Cringe kid: ANd DOnt EVerYOne SpEAk UP aT OnCE DanTDM: That's a very personal thing to ask them

  • *Seriously, why---*

  • "I think we are going to refuse that question, I think"

  • Kid who asks: oookay then

  • "Yeah... I'm afraid we have to pass on that one. Sorry."

  • Well done.

  • Well--

  • Well---- Good job deescalating...

  • ...a silly question from a child Antivaxxer

  • Good job- hehue!- Is it really THAT hard?

  • Jesus Christ

  • *Inaudible voices*

  • "Um... I was wondering um.." Pewds: Superkai---

  • "What's the wh-ecommended amount of dedicated wham (RAM) I should have to serv-"

  • Superkaaii--

  • What is superkai doing today?

  • That's all I wanna know. What is Superkai doing??

  • I just love how it seems like he shocked himself with the question after he asks it--

  • How much dedicated Wham?????

  • "Dedicated wham I should have serv-"

  • s Erve r--

  • err--

  • Nnn-- SUPERKAII---

  • "I'm sorry, could you please repeat your question?"

  • "Dedicated wAAAAAAAm to a server"

  • *Inaudible voices*

  • *Why am I here*

  • DEDICATED WAAM, IS THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!!-

  • "Did fans really holds you hostage in room 208 yesterday??"

  • *Excuse me what?----*

  • Skydoesminecraft: What

  • AAHAHAHA-

  • "Uhhm... Would you like to join *stutters* my-- my dad's minecraft--"

  • "Minecraft server's MineForgeBat?"

  • "I've got business cards here, if would you like to join"

  • "Join--- join his Minecraft-- what?"

  • "Minecraft-- uhhm..."

  • "MineForgeCraft.com"

  • "Oh MineForgebat"

  • "He's had it up a few years I think now"

  • Pewds: Awwwww "He's had it up, a few years I think now"

  • He's got really good stats, and I was wondering if you would like...

  • I'LL JOIN--- I'LL GLADLY JOIN!! *slapping hands*

  • "I'm having a hard time hearing what you said but the--" Pewds: OH MY GOD!!

  • Just say yes and move on?! My God?!!

  • Please?!--

  • I feel like you are doing equally bad job here!

  • "Why do you do... what you do...like..."

  • "Why do you..."

  • "Do these mod packs for..."

  • "thousands of people to watch like..."

  • "What's your purpose in doing that?" Pewds: *Losing it-* AAH--

  • This kid's just bringing philosophy into Minecon. (True, dat deepness)

  • What is the purpose of what you do? What is it? (Philosophy is at it's best in Minecon...)

  • What is the meaning behind it? (you can say the same about life)

  • What is the purpose behind...

  • ...These Minecraft pack mods?

  • Oh God. It's beautiful, I haven't--

  • I haven't had the stomach to sit through one of these before

  • "What do you have to like further improve the mobs like?" (I think he needs vocal Grammarly)

  • "I'm sorry?"

  • "Like what are you doing to further improve the mobs?" (English essay alert)

  • "How we program them?"

  • "Like what... what are any movements or anything are being added into the game?"

  • "I'm sorry I don't understand"

  • "I don't the speaker set up is good here, um...."

  • (The moment of silence has occurred..)

  • "Sorry :("

  • OH MY GOD! x2 (Ikr?)

  • I really-- this is-- the kids are not the problem.

  • The kids are just being kids! It's the panellists! (agreed)

  • Oh my God..

  • What are you doing to help increase it?--

  • We're gonna make them faster--

  • We're gonna make them stronger and we're gonna make them look better

  • Jesus Christ. Just say anything do it instead of--

  • ...nO.

  • "What do I do to uhmm.. "

  • "Fix my uhm.."

  • "Map. I was using Web powered frames--" Pewds: AAHAAAHHHH

  • Look at the face of this d uu u de--

  • Look at the dropping--

  • Oooohohoho---- ahahaha!---

  • *Wheeze* ahahaha-

  • Oh G o d---

  • Strength.... sweet strength is just flowing through my body, t HE c RIngE--

  • Just surges through my blood veins and vessel

  • And I feel more powerful and weak at the same time

  • Ah~~

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  • Well, don't worry..

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  • But nO!--

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  • I also on a personal level...

  • I'm really glad that there are actually programs now

  • That the world seems to become more and more restricted

  • By dummy dumb rules!

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  • "Where did the name SkythekidRS and Ihascupquake come from cuz I know Jordan and..."

  • "*sad sigh*"

  • [Classic Pewds laugh]

  • When you realize, mid-sentence...

  • That you don't really give a (nope)--- *chuckles*

  • About the question.

  • I already get the question--- Goddamn it-- (Yep-)

  • "There you go buddy" "I have one question"

  • "Can you sign this?"

  • *Crowd laughter-*

  • "ME?-"

  • "All of you!-"

  • "That's your question????----"

  • Oh my God-

  • I can relate to this so much--

  • It was the same one we did our panel and everyones like--

  • "CAN I HAVE A HUUG???-" And it's like--

  • That's nOT A QUESTION!!! [That audio clipping tho]

  • I mean, technically IT IS, but nO--

  • *WARNING: LOUD NOISE COMING-*

  • "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

  • (rip yer ears eh?-)

  • *wheezes-* I was not ready for that-- ahahahaha--- (none of us were)

  • "Okay! Now here's an epic CaptainSparkle backflip!"

  • *LOUD NOISE INCOMING AGAIN----*

  • Pewds: aaaaaHHHHH-----

  • S t o p plee a se--- ;;w;;"

  • "What do you think will happen with the YouTuber community, when the uhh"

  • "...Minecraft will die? Or it's going to be over?" (Don't even--) (that will never happen)

  • Plot twist: Minecraft never dies (truth)

  • He knew all the long--

  • "You have sort of like plans on how to stop sort of like corporate creep getting into Moyang---" (Oh?----)

  • Pewds: AAAAHAHAHAH-- *Wheeze--*

  • Ahhh-- That's the funny one-- Phahahaha!

  • Some of these age so beautifully...

  • As a parent, I really appreciate you using all the appropriate language in your videos

  • "And uhmm.." *Then crowd cheer*

  • (Meanwhile...) not saying what he's saying just know that its bad

  • I'm a big fan of-- (probably pewdiepie sub btw) Pewds: Ahahahahaha!--

  • Ohooh God-- Ahahahahaha!--- *Wheezes--*

  • Jordan took that compliment

  • Like a---- he--- he's a saint---

  • ...and then

  • My name is Dante

  • "I've actually written a parody song and I'm wondering if you could looked at it. So... "(SHUTDOWN)

  • "Uhhmm... As far as the... The parody stuff I..."

  • "I tend to try keeping it all the lyrics to..."

  • "Me writing them and then sort of bouncing them off....."

  • "Could you like... Just tell me how you like it???"

  • "If you contact me via Twitter or something... I can..."

  • "I can do my best to get back to you on that"

  • "So should I give this to you?"

  • *awkward silence*

  • *random clapping* *A couple of woohoos*

  • "Thank you!"

  • *Facepalm noises--*

  • "Oh hey!"

  • "Hi!"

  • "Wait, this is gonna look weird, but you can't hear--- hello!"

  • Pewds: ppfft ahahahah!-- (ooooh k ay---- Things couldn't get any weirder--)

  • Oohh God yes--

  • Why is it so good?---

  • So good-- I love it so much.

  • It makes me happy--

  • I don't get it

  • "What's that next to it?--"

  • Pewds: u HMM--- (Uh oh----)

  • That final 'Uhm!'

  • Jesus Christ---

  • Oh God--- They're clearly in the costume

  • For a reason---

  • "Hi!"

  • "Hi!"

  • "There's a bit of a rivalry between me and my friends back at home" (what friends?) [

  • "About whether cows or pigs are better..."

  • "and I was wondering are there going to be any cow pets in the game at any point?"

  • "A-Are you the--- are you the cow guy?-" "Yeah"

  • "Awww..."

  • (Big sad)

  • "Now, today is my birthday"

  • "It's not--- I-I'm not gonna ask you see me happy birthday but..."

  • "Everyone spam Cap in the chat! Annnd..."

  • "Let's give a nice loud"