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I have one question and one question only
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What is your favorite block in Minecraft?
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"What's.. what is your favorite block in Minecraft??"
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*intro time*
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That's right everybody!
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Cringe Tuesdays is here (on a Wednesday...)
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and it's here to STAY
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Today, we're focusing on Minecon
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MiNeCrAfT KiDs are sO criNGEY
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I get it. Alright?
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First of all, full disclaimer:
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All kids are cringy
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I've been cringy
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I'm 30 and I AM still cringy
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But that doesn't mean I can still laugh at kids goddamnit *laughs-*
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THAt is nOT-
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That is not gonna stop me from laughing in socially inept children. Okay?
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I genuinely love these clips
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They bring me joy
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And I want to experience them;
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Even though I probably haven't seen all of them... MULTIPLE TIMES *wheeze-*
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"Awkward moments at Minecon 2015"
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DanTDM: Okay, one more let's go for it.
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Pewds: I love this one-
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*Inaudible gibberish*
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*Excuse me what???---*
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*inaudible gibberish*
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yES-- *giggles*
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The patience dipped in gold.
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Well, how do you respond to something like that? You're standing on stage
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Pewds: They can't ask you this question- What do you do?
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*Video repeats*
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*oF COURSE i wOUld'nt understand to that--*
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Pewds: He's casting a spell on Dan!
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That's what's really happening here.
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It's cute! *BACKHAND CLAPS* It's *BACKHAND CLAPS* cute, aight?
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It's not-- cringe if it's cute.
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....
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Wait, the point is to be cringe-
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Well, whatever!- *Plays video*
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"How much money do you have?"
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*Crowd laughter, boi why that question is ur mom a gold digger?-*
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*Mimics-* h ow mu ch m ONEy do y ou h AVE???---
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...
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GOT EM
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"How many of you have autism and if so: Has it helped you in your modding career?"
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*Awkward crowd*
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*WHAT ARE YOU RECORDING FOR????-*
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*Inaudible voices*
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Cringe kid: ANd DOnt EVerYOne SpEAk UP aT OnCE DanTDM: That's a very personal thing to ask them
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*Seriously, why---*
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"I think we are going to refuse that question, I think"
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Kid who asks: oookay then
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"Yeah... I'm afraid we have to pass on that one. Sorry."
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Well done.
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Well--
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Well---- Good job deescalating...
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...a silly question from a child Antivaxxer
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Good job- hehue!- Is it really THAT hard?
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Jesus Christ
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*Inaudible voices*
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"Um... I was wondering um.." Pewds: Superkai---
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"What's the wh-ecommended amount of dedicated wham (RAM) I should have to serv-"
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Superkaaii--
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What is superkai doing today?
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That's all I wanna know. What is Superkai doing??
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I just love how it seems like he shocked himself with the question after he asks it--
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How much dedicated Wham?????
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"Dedicated wham I should have serv-"
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s Erve r--
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err--
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Nnn-- SUPERKAII---
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"I'm sorry, could you please repeat your question?"
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"Dedicated wAAAAAAAm to a server"
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*Inaudible voices*
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*Why am I here*
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DEDICATED WAAM, IS THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!!-
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"Did fans really holds you hostage in room 208 yesterday??"
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*Excuse me what?----*
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Skydoesminecraft: What
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AAHAHAHA-
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"Uhhm... Would you like to join *stutters* my-- my dad's minecraft--"
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"Minecraft server's MineForgeBat?"
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"I've got business cards here, if would you like to join"
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"Join--- join his Minecraft-- what?"
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"Minecraft-- uhhm..."
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"MineForgeCraft.com"
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"Oh MineForgebat"
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"He's had it up a few years I think now"
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Pewds: Awwwww "He's had it up, a few years I think now"
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He's got really good stats, and I was wondering if you would like...
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I'LL JOIN--- I'LL GLADLY JOIN!! *slapping hands*
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"I'm having a hard time hearing what you said but the--" Pewds: OH MY GOD!!
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Just say yes and move on?! My God?!!
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Please?!--
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I feel like you are doing equally bad job here!
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"Why do you do... what you do...like..."
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"Why do you..."
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"Do these mod packs for..."
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"thousands of people to watch like..."
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"What's your purpose in doing that?" Pewds: *Losing it-* AAH--
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This kid's just bringing philosophy into Minecon. (True, dat deepness)
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What is the purpose of what you do? What is it? (Philosophy is at it's best in Minecon...)
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What is the meaning behind it? (you can say the same about life)
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What is the purpose behind...
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...These Minecraft pack mods?
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Oh God. It's beautiful, I haven't--
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I haven't had the stomach to sit through one of these before
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"What do you have to like further improve the mobs like?" (I think he needs vocal Grammarly)
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"I'm sorry?"
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"Like what are you doing to further improve the mobs?" (English essay alert)
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"How we program them?"
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"Like what... what are any movements or anything are being added into the game?"
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"I'm sorry I don't understand"
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"I don't the speaker set up is good here, um...."
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(The moment of silence has occurred..)
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"Sorry :("
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OH MY GOD! x2 (Ikr?)
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I really-- this is-- the kids are not the problem.
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The kids are just being kids! It's the panellists! (agreed)
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Oh my God..
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What are you doing to help increase it?--
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We're gonna make them faster--
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We're gonna make them stronger and we're gonna make them look better
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Jesus Christ. Just say anything do it instead of--
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...nO.
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"What do I do to uhmm.. "
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"Fix my uhm.."
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"Map. I was using Web powered frames--" Pewds: AAHAAAHHHH
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Look at the face of this d uu u de--
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Look at the dropping--
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Oooohohoho---- ahahaha!---
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*Wheeze* ahahaha-
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Oh G o d---
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Strength.... sweet strength is just flowing through my body, t HE c RIngE--
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Just surges through my blood veins and vessel
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And I feel more powerful and weak at the same time
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Ah~~
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(WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE)
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Excuse me for interrupting this video
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Nord VPN, let me tell you ALL about it.
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Pfft, you're browsing internet unprotected?? (Y ep)
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pFFT-- You don't have a VPN...
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...Even though Article 13 passed, and it's a worldwide issue that you need to somehow get BY through with????
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Well, don't worry..
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I'm here to help *KABOOSH--*
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With a VPN: You can appear like you're browsing anywhere on the Internet.
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If Bish Lasagna is blocked in India. (P.S we are sorry for the memes. just get NordVPN)
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Don't worry, baby
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Just download the NordVPN.
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Just check out nordvpn.com/PewDiePie
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And...
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You'll get 75% off! That's a great price (:D)
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$2.99 for 36 Months...
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And you get an extra month if you use PewDiePie
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(Oh sweet, thanks)
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You're welcome!
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VPN helps you BROWSE SAFELY on the Internet... (or you could watch Bish lasagna in India)
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If you're traveling using public Wi-Fi...
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your risk-- easily getting hackerd dackerd
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But nO!--
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VPN will solve that problem
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I also on a personal level...
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I'm really glad that there are actually programs now
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That the world seems to become more and more restricted
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By dummy dumb rules!
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That are dummy dumb! (and Dumb)
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Easy way to get past it... use a VPN
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I highly recommend it. I use it as well. You can also use it on your phone (USE IT)
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It's nice simple easy and smooth.
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Just like my-- ... (oh heck no demonization)
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Check out link description
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You're welcome, broskis~ Keep watching video now
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"Where did the name SkythekidRS and Ihascupquake come from cuz I know Jordan and..."
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"*sad sigh*"
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[Classic Pewds laugh]
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When you realize, mid-sentence...
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That you don't really give a (nope)--- *chuckles*
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About the question.
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I already get the question--- Goddamn it-- (Yep-)
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"There you go buddy" "I have one question"
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"Can you sign this?"
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*Crowd laughter-*
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"ME?-"
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"All of you!-"
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"That's your question????----"
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Oh my God-
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I can relate to this so much--
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It was the same one we did our panel and everyones like--
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"CAN I HAVE A HUUG???-" And it's like--
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That's nOT A QUESTION!!! [That audio clipping tho]
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I mean, technically IT IS, but nO--
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*WARNING: LOUD NOISE COMING-*
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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(rip yer ears eh?-)
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*wheezes-* I was not ready for that-- ahahahaha--- (none of us were)
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"Okay! Now here's an epic CaptainSparkle backflip!"
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*LOUD NOISE INCOMING AGAIN----*
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Pewds: aaaaaHHHHH-----
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S t o p plee a se--- ;;w;;"
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"What do you think will happen with the YouTuber community, when the uhh"
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"...Minecraft will die? Or it's going to be over?" (Don't even--) (that will never happen)
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Plot twist: Minecraft never dies (truth)
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He knew all the long--
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"You have sort of like plans on how to stop sort of like corporate creep getting into Moyang---" (Oh?----)
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Pewds: AAAAHAHAHAH-- *Wheeze--*
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Ahhh-- That's the funny one-- Phahahaha!
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Some of these age so beautifully...
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As a parent, I really appreciate you using all the appropriate language in your videos
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"And uhmm.." *Then crowd cheer*
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(Meanwhile...) not saying what he's saying just know that its bad
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I'm a big fan of-- (probably pewdiepie sub btw) Pewds: Ahahahahaha!--
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Ohooh God-- Ahahahahaha!--- *Wheezes--*
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Jordan took that compliment
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Like a---- he--- he's a saint---
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...and then
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My name is Dante
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"I've actually written a parody song and I'm wondering if you could looked at it. So... "(SHUTDOWN)
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"Uhhmm... As far as the... The parody stuff I..."
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"I tend to try keeping it all the lyrics to..."
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"Me writing them and then sort of bouncing them off....."
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"Could you like... Just tell me how you like it???"
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"If you contact me via Twitter or something... I can..."
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"I can do my best to get back to you on that"
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"So should I give this to you?"
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*awkward silence*
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*random clapping* *A couple of woohoos*
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"Thank you!"
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*Facepalm noises--*
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"Oh hey!"
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"Hi!"
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"Wait, this is gonna look weird, but you can't hear--- hello!"
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Pewds: ppfft ahahahah!-- (ooooh k ay---- Things couldn't get any weirder--)
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Oohh God yes--
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Why is it so good?---
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So good-- I love it so much.
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It makes me happy--
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I don't get it
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"What's that next to it?--"
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Pewds: u HMM--- (Uh oh----)
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That final 'Uhm!'
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Jesus Christ---
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Oh God--- They're clearly in the costume
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For a reason---
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"Hi!"
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"Hi!"
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"There's a bit of a rivalry between me and my friends back at home" (what friends?) [
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"About whether cows or pigs are better..."
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"and I was wondering are there going to be any cow pets in the game at any point?"
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"A-Are you the--- are you the cow guy?-" "Yeah"
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"Awww..."
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(Big sad)
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"Now, today is my birthday"
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"It's not--- I-I'm not gonna ask you see me happy birthday but..."
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"Everyone spam Cap in the chat! Annnd..."
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"Let's give a nice loud"