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  • Sweden's hate registry..??

  • Okay..

  • Okay.

  • JonTron.

  • That makes sense.

  • He's a Nazi.

  • (scary sound effects) Pooderpie..?

  • No..

  • (sad gasp)

  • Why?

  • Why are we still he-- (laughs)

  • Kaz: Just to suffer..

  • Just.

  • (inhales)

  • Sweden!

  • Kaz: Every night.

  • Sweden! Kaz: I can feel my leg.

  • Kaz: I can feel my leg.

  • Why?!

  • Kaz: My arm..

  • Why, Sweden, why?!

  • Why, Sweden, why?! Kaz: Even my fingers.

  • Kaz: Even my fingers.

  • I can't talk right now.

  • Why Lisa? Why Lisa? Please talk to me, please! Kaz: The body I've lost...

  • Why Lisa? Why Lisa? Please talk to me, please!

  • Kaz: The comrades I've lost!

  • (Metal Gear Solid V Kaz Miller speech grows)

  • Kaz: It won't stop hurting!

  • The part of my life, you are everything. Kaz: It won't stop hurting!

  • The part of my life, you are everything.

  • I could not go on without you Lisa. Kaz: It's like they're all still there.

  • The government's database..! Kaz: You feel it too, don't you?

  • Has me!

  • On the hate registry.

  • You are lying! I nearly hit you.

  • You are tearing me apart Lisa!

  • What did I do?

  • What the fuck did I do?

  • Why do you hate me Sweden?

  • (trashing)

  • Okay. Let's start the video.

  • What the fuck are you guys doing here?

  • Revel mode is over.

  • Ge-get out.

  • Get out.

  • It's done.

  • It's done.

  • Oh! You're here.

  • (laughs)

  • Ano kousaten de ♫ ( What if everyone skipped down )

  • Min'na ga moshi SUKIPPU wo shite ♫ ( Along the city streets that run all throughout the town )

  • Moshi ano machi no man'naka de ♫ ( Imagine if we met up in the city's heart )

  • Te wo tsunaide sora wo miagetara ♫ ( And one by one we held hands and looked up the sky )

  • Moshimo ano machi no dokoka de ♫ ( Imagine if you'd look around from where you stand )

  • ♫ [ “PONPONPON” / Kyary Pamyu Pamyu ] ♫

  • I've got exciting news!

  • I've got great news!!

  • EVERYBODY GET READY!!

  • *KYARY GETS EXTREMELY QUIET*

  • Oh, jeez...

  • *Kyary starts over the song*

  • OH GOD.

  • Well, whatever. I'm starting -

  • my own company!

  • This is a huge announcement for me.

  • And..!

  • I'm hiring.

  • That's right.

  • That's right!

  • I know this may come as a little shock for everyone, but I have left BuzzFeed.

  • I'm starting a new business.

  • I think it's gonna be great.

  • Y-y-yeah. I got great hopes for this one.

  • The underwater rats?

  • Fuck 'em.

  • Okay?

  • I'm sure I can do something with them in the future but for now...

  • I'm starting my new company.

  • But to start this new company, I'm gonna need some inspiration on start-ups. (i got bored)

  • How do they do it, How do start ups get Millions and millions of dollars?

  • Without really having an interesting product or having like me no product whatsoever. Let's have a look

  • There's a company that rates 120 million million!! Let's let's look at that product

  • Making juice is easy

  • Start by taking a stroll down to the neighborhood farmers market by about 50 dollars worth of organic fruits and vegetables

  • $50 *Sarcastically* excuse me is that $50 worth of vegetables?

  • What are you fucking talking about? That's like 2, 2 eu- Whatever okay? Let's just keep watching

  • What is this? Its a juicero, Im sorry I don't know what that word means

  • It's a- it's a doger. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't I don't know what that word means doger

  • Can you- can you. can you define that to me.

  • Its a doger

  • basically juicero is a

  • $400 bag squeeze you can't use that they basically juice that comes in packs and

  • You can't use anyone else's packs you have to use their packs

  • because if you spend

  • $400 on a fucking juicer, that's clearly not enough. Now bloomberg did an interesting discovery

  • Incredible

  • You can just squeeze the bag

  • Excuse me. I I don't like doing this so I would like to pay $400

  • Please. it used to cost $700 by the way

  • Incredible, wow. How much money did they raise?

  • Ohhhhh, I love how people get so mad when they found out how much I make and, just look at- just look at juices

  • okay, I

  • God damn it. I ain't making that juice money yet, okay?

  • So calm the fuck down. And we haven't even gotten to the most genius part yet. That it it squeezes bags for you?

  • Oh wait? if there's wait, there's more?There's nothing to clean no mess whatsoever

  • It's so easy that it makes the old way of juicing seem

  • Well... old. Why did I do all that other stuff [who] cares that's our past life. This is our new life

  • [to] Sarah

  • The easiest freshest most delicious way to get juice.

  • But I just have one question hey is it a duggar though guru so clearly

  • Clearly running a business has if this piece of shit can we get 10 and 20 million? I'm pretty sure my idea

  • it's Gonna get a

  • Lot more than and a lot more than that [weighs] it under water rats. [oh]

  • goddamn it.

  • aw

  • Okay

  • Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to come up with a better idea. [well], you know buzzfeed recently changed their name from Buzzfeed yellow

  • Buzzfeed yellow is now boldly (SHIT I KNEW THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME)so now buzzfeed is available, so welcome everyone. I'm launching

  • Buzzfeed yellow everyone. Thank you. Thank you, uh

  • where the fuck did he go ,,,..,,,,,..,.we got a very diversified?

  • Employ- uh crowd of people so far did I mention my dog is black

  • *phone ringing*

  • Hello( its mE)

  • It's my lawyer. What do you mean? I can't call it buzzfeed yellow they still trademark odd okay? It's [fucked] this time. [oh]

  • That's fine. I'm [gonna] call it

  • buttfeed

  • Now that's stupid, buttfeet

  • Yes

  • buttfeet everyone

  • So I'm looking for

  • I'm looking for you guys. I obviously need to hire a diversified crowd, so so I asked you guys on Twitter to

  • Apply to my new job

  • my new company, buttfeet I asked you guys to fill in some simple questions, and now let's just review your

  • Applicants here, we go number one Big Mac

  • Ravioli what's your best friend's age 87 oh Pal?

  • Ernesto

  • Your gender apache helicopter. That's great

  • That's really great preferred pronoun [desu] the fuck does [that] mean if you were a crayon

  • What color would you be colors doesn't matter you're goddamn right it. They don't matter [unless]

  • [you're] hiring for the job. I'm sorry you didn't make the cut you fucking idiot colors matter a great deal all right

  • We have another [application] from mold dog another apache helicopter. That's great

  • We need one [of] those if you were a crayon, what color would you be?

  • Triangle all right this is looking good. So far. What would the name of your debut album be kazoo kid vol 1 well, that's that's

  • Clearly Fuckin taking I'm sorry you're out

  • Can I get some serious applicants here anything for you supplied your best [friend's] age 22 your gender male?

  • What are you [fuckin] gay? What I?

  • What what the fuck is that preferred pronoun legend if you were a crayon what color would you be white because?

  • The white Crayon is useless?

  • Well at least he's honest describe yourself in three words

  • fat and lazy

  • Anything for views, you're hired!!!1

  • Congratulations everyone you're one of the first people to join the proud, buttfeet thank you so much

  • Thank you so much. We're proud to have you aboard

  • hopefully you can do something about that Gender, but

  • That's in the future next applicant. We have my size

  • 150 cream egg. What would the name of your debut album be yo it's your boy skinny penis, ha ha [hey]

  • It's your boy

  • Skinny penis wait your favorite kPOp band is appa

  • You're out what the fuck?

  • whats wrong with you. God damn it Krista griffin. If you were a crayon. What color would you be kpop hair gray you're

  • AANNOO TOOO SETAND-

  • fucking

  • This fucking thing

  • Congratulations

  • The [griff] the Griffin you're in buddy. look how many fucking

  • apache helicopters we got

  • We got a lot of apache helicopters applying that's really good. We need we [need] a --fucking hell. That's a lot

  • of apache -hehhe - helicopters

  • because

  • Okay, well luckily here. We have a female because we need you need at least one otherwise preferred pronoun

  • Lord [or] [shamar]. [oh] is that that naruto fucking guy zero deaths. This is actually really promising. Why do you want to work at McDonald's?

  • I left buzzfeed

  • Yes, you're in you're in buddy. We have gathered team of buttfeed

  • Congratulations, you start

  • *Subtle moan*

  • Right now get the (potty word). I am not paying you

  • What is this video about?

  • We need a logo for this endeavour. Let's just make one right now

  • We need a logo for buttfeet [alright], so we have a we have a butt here, and now we're slowly

  • slowly going to make sure that it's a-

  • Yes

  • Yes, that's it, buttfeed

  • Buttfeet everyone there it is

  • Excellent. We're going to make millions. I wonder how much buzzfeeds worth actually oh

  • oh my fucking God

  • *typing noises*

  • How do I-- how am I going to get funding even though I'm a rich millionaire. [that's] it's ridiculous

  • I could start a patreon [Kanye] [west] asked Mark Zuckerberg [1] Kelly mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollar into Kanye west ideas okay?

  • Well, let's just

  • [alright], well that pretty much does it thank you. Thank you. We got the funding we got the shitty idea

  • We got the name and we got the applicants

  • *triple clap*

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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