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  • I'm pre-cringing for what is about to happen.

  • I'm pre-cringing for what is about to happen. *Oh no, the cringe is coming*

  • I've been dreading this video,

  • for the longest time, it may come as a surprise

  • But, I didn't always used to be this hip and cool and trendy.

  • NO!!!

  • There were dark days

  • before I did YouTube. Long, long, long ago when my name wasn't PewDiePie.

  • It was just PewDie and if you don't know what I'm talking about, I used to be very active on the anime forums of

  • Of MyAnimeList and I've recently gotten...

  • access to my old account from 2007 and we're going to explore it... Together.

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Here's my profile.

  • Thank God, most of it has been deleted. *:( YUSayThatPewds*

  • Thank God!

  • I do have 2000 forum posts.

  • *Pewds dying internally*

  • Mmm. Let's see what we can find in Pewdiepie.

  • Oh my god.

  • Okay, all right

  • What have we got? Someone made a thread called. There's this gurl

  • I really like and I responded 'geez stop posting love prob on these forums!'

  • *laughs at his own joke*

  • Way to help out Felix! Good job!

  • Warhammer Age of Reckoning. 'So, this game was released recently is anyone playing it?'

  • 'I'm installing it at the moment :3'

  • *epic cringe*

  • 'Level 6 now, XD, I'm liking this game already, feels like WoW 2.0'

  • *wink*

  • 'I'm playing a marauder'

  • rawr... (Cringing so much that the color on the video broke.)

  • This is painful oh

  • I made this thread called polar bear defends itself against raving mad woman

  • (respekting wamen at its finest)

  • *the cringe settles in*

  • Edgy humor!

  • What is going to happen to you after you die? Wow what if some philosophical thoughts?

  • I don't mean to your body, but your mind. It's hard to imagine what's going to be like after we die.

  • I'm pretty sure death is going to be a lot like before we were born. I guess.

  • My dream, however, is that all my ancestors will be waiting for me in heaven, like it's at the airport.

  • *sad music*

  • Th-the early seeds of agnostic athe-atheism was there. Good, good on you Felix.

  • Oh god. This is painful. This is so painful.

  • 'What do/did you do when you're bored in class?'

  • Let's see what I said.

  • FAP

  • *sad music*

  • is online dating really okay someone asked and I responded if you look like shit

  • 'is online dating really okay o.O?' someone asked and I responded

  • 'if you look like shit'

  • (realisation in 3)

  • (realisation in 2)

  • (realisation in 1)

  • Something weird about laughing at jokes that you made

  • fucking 10 years ago.

  • 'What are your thoughts on incest?' Oh? Oh no ooh?

  • Oh, don't say it.

  • Don't say it, Felix.

  • 'don't you mean WINcest?'

  • No, god damn it, god damn.

  • I can't do this anymore!

  • I can't do this anymore!

  • 'Super epic important discussion how, how come', as one word, 'when soul and Tsubaki turn into weapons

  • sometimes they are nude inside and sometimes they have clothes on'

  • I can't, I fucking can't, man. This, I fucking can't do this. 'How do you cool down after getting angry?'

  • 'Goosfraba'

  • Adam Sandler references. Good job..

  • Oh my

  • great.

  • Fan fabulous. That is ooo so nice. What a ha ha moment.

  • Strange things you do while or after watching anime.

  • *wait for it*

  • *boop* FAP

  • Stop with the fap! What the hell is wrong with you!

  • 'the taste of the female gender'

  • CENSORED!

  • 'What character do you hate that everyone likes? Why?'

  • 'Misa she's awesome'

  • No, you don't mean that. Felix, you don't mean that ok? You don't mean. You don't understand what you're saying, ok?

  • Felix. No. Please. This is the worst! I can't.

  • I can't do it anymore, man. I can't do it. I can't do it.

  • 'What are your dreams? I'm in pursuit of becoming an a renowned graphic designer.'

  • Well, that didn't work out did it? (thank goodness)

  • Oh, this is so fu- strange, man.

  • 'A world without males.'

  • 'A world without men would suck so hard just because then I wouldn't exist'

  • These are like my old Photoshop, holy shit, it's my old

  • It's my old World of Warcraft character.

  • Oh man, I was so proud that I had the Hand of Ragnaros.

  • Oh.

  • 'About Me: I'm a pretty shy guy. lol.'

  • 'I love anime and Photoshop.'

  • 'My favourite ones are pretty dark.'

  • *re-evaluates life choices*

  • 'NHK Ni Youkoso, Gankutsou' misspelled, 'and Death Note.' Woow.

  • Death Note is a pretty dark anime, Felix. So edgy. But otherwise, I am a pretty cheerful guy!

  • As you can see with this picture that I decided to use.

  • *laughs faintly*

  • *girks voicebox*

  • *girking intensifies*

  • *faint chuckles*

  • Is that darker than black? oh

  • Is that 'Darker than Black'?

  • Oh my god.

  • So, what else you can do on uh this website was to rate your anime.

  • Let's see which ones I rated 10.

  • Code Geass.

  • It's a pretty fucking good anime.

  • Clannad? What are you gay?

  • I mean come on! It's 10 out of 10. It's a good anime!

  • Death Note? Hell yeah!

  • Gankutsuou? Hell yeah. Mononoke? Hell yeah. Kanon? Oh, what was that? That mopey- oh my god?

  • Oh, that's the one! I always mixed that one up with Clannad.

  • Kanon is...I think, I gave it a 9. You know what?

  • Masterpiece!

  • Update!

  • Kanon. Oh my god.

  • *short girk*

  • Planets nine (?) Planetes was great.

  • That's a great anime. I still agree with most of these.

  • Ah, Full Metal Panic.

  • That was the shit man.

  • Baccano!

  • Oh my god. *lol dat voice though*

  • Alright, which one did I late rate the lowest?

  • Hotaru no Haka.

  • Oh, fuck yeah.

  • It's like a masterpiece movie.

  • It's just so depressing. I can't stand it.

  • It's supposed to not glorify war and it shows how bad the the Second World War-

  • Where was the Second World War?

  • Yeah, it shows. How bad it is in a realistic way, but man?

  • It just made me feel so shit that I was like

  • 'I can't watch it'. It's like, it doesn't it does not deserve an average review. It's an, it's an amazing piece.

  • I gave Neon Genesis Evangelion

  • a 7.

  • *slight tint laugh*

  • The more I think about this anime the more I love it.

  • I would definitely give it at least an 8 today, maybe a 9. You know what?

  • Masterpiece!

  • Masterpiece!

  • I was too young. I was too young and too dumb.

  • Love Hina.

  • Oh my god.

  • Oh my god.

  • I can't. I can't. I can't do this anymore.

  • I have this constant cringe face on when I'm doing this. This is fucking goddamn it.

  • Last ones I updated was...

  • I don't even remember watching these.

  • My favorite character, Yagami Light.

  • Hell Yeah!

  • Still is.

  • Sho Minamimoto. That's from that game. What was it called?

  • Fuck, I don't remember.

  • "So zetta slow!"

  • I used to love math at the time so and he was like a math freak the character or whatever.

  • So, I thought it was cool.

  • Is that my email address?

  • flex89?!

  • You know me, flex! Mister flex89?

  • What happens if we search flex?

  • flex 89 no no no no no no no no no no no no no, but that the put the bet no

  • I say, no! Well. I think it's a good time to end it there. Thank you guys so much for watching.

  • I'm sure we all have some embarrassing things from our past that is now stored online

  • forever and I'm sure in the future I will look at the PewDiePie channel and just cringe at everything.

  • But uh, you know what? You know what, fuck it. I'm gonna go and say it. Yes. I watch anime.

  • What are you gonna do about it? I'm proud, god damn it. I don't care what you say. *flauncing it like its hot*

  • I'm proud. I watch anime and I'm proud.

  • So, if you don't like it, you can go. Bye. Thank you for watching this video. I hope me sharing all this was worth it.

  • I'm gonna go and uh...

  • * sad music *

  • cringe in a corner. And, I'll see you guys next time. Thanks for leaving a like and subscribing and as always squad fam out.

I'm pre-cringing for what is about to happen.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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