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All right guys (STOLEN INTRO) (OR IS IT? ??
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We're coming at you with another crazy analogy
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for something that people really have the misconception of when it comes to
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just myths and fitness related things that we believe because somebody said
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something and then I heard Joe Schmo say it and
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now I believe it.
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All right, so here's what we're talking about today
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We're talking about soy milk. Now,
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I drink soy milk
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(HEADPHONE USERS BEWARE!)
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??? ???????????
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??? ???
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I did sort of buy into the myth that you know soy was gonna affect my testosterone level and it might cause me to
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I don't know make less muscle pains
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??? ???
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???????? ???
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What an absolute ??? ??? (madlad)
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*inaudible*Tiger Fitness calm bitch tits and soy. I remember it hit like in 2004
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a crappy little web site
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decided to put out an article on how soy increases estrogen
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it might as well be taking a girl's birth control pills
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??? ????. These pathetic beta males
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just look how week they are.
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weaklings pathetic
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absolute scumbags
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social and
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fit and
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physical degenerates, it's laughable
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ahhahahahahahahahaha
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Ahahahahahahaha HA
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But it's not just laughable it is also harmful
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??? ???? are reproducing.
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They are creating beta males
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from left to right causing the destruction of Western civilization
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?Needs to be? stopped.?
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I am NOT even memeing right now. This is not ? meme ? review
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This is a very serious topic of discussion that needs to be brought up.
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Don't believe the dangers of ???
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Just look at the ??? Prince himself Wil Wheaton. Glug glug. Glug glug glug glug
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More ??? milk bring me the bottle and leave it.
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???. He's telling people
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To consume more ??? .
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??? has estrogen in it so that means if you consume ???
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You might as well be a woman.
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You know that right.
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gynaecomastia
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manboobs, that's right
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if you consume ???
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You might as well flaunt your-- wear a bra like a little (laughs)
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if you consume ??? you might as well put on a bra right now and
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then wait for the man boobs to come.
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this is after and before ???.
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Do you understand?
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virgin ??? boy?
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Has actual brain tumor that's right
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??? costs us all kinds of (laughs)
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this is not me spreading
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misinformation.
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this is just proven scientific facts. It causes male breast cancer
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(laughs again at the stupidity of it all)
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Nowhere hairy but on his feet.
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Carrot calves.
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Moving on to Chad
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perfect eyesight
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20/20. Pee is white like milk
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??? ??? is causing the destruction of Western civilization
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the dis-Demasculinization of man
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Has caused all these
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Pathetic beta males to just multiply as an army.
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They're taking over
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What are we going to do?
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But I'm here to fight back.
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Finally someone that dares to stand up against these issue of the ???
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Just look at jacksepticeye himself
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This is before and after ??? by the way.
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Absolute alpha from a pathetic youtuber beta male. Disgusting
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I know it hurts to see my friends become a victim of ???. But how can we spot a ??? ??? Felix?
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Oh, don't worry. I will tell you here's a high testosterone face very defined
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Very defined facial structure just as mine of course
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I would say mine is probably even a couple level of alpha more than this man.
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It's probably my Viking-Swedish genes.
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eehh....
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And here you have a classic the quintessential ??? face
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Balding head or fully bald awkward beard glasses and overly excited face.
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I can't
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I can't even I can't even recreate this.
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it is truly truly despicable stuff that we're seeing here
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It's basically the male version of duckface ??? ???? just can't help themselves
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they get too excited about their Nintendo Switch
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I understand a video game console designed for little children. Why wouldn't they be excited about it? What's next?
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They're gonna start building cardboard. Oh they already do that. Oh look at PJ my own friend suffering from (laughs)
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Shout out to jacksepticeye for hooking me up with this cardboard jack PJ. Who are they gonna take next Brad? Oh?
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It's already happening. I can't even tell them apart from my own girlfriend these days. Do you understand how hard this is?
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They are working together. This is not just me making some stuff up
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This is a real conspiracy if you want to spot a ??? ??? just dangle a Nintendo switch controller in front of them
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They'll start jumping up and down excitedly
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Immediately, and that's how you know you need to euthanize them at the spot
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It is it is our duty for mankind or our kind. Sorry. I don't want to discriminate against women on this channel
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I had a vasectomy yesterday, and when I woke up my wife's boyfriend surprised me with
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How nice of the boyfriend
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There is just too many examples for this to not be fast you think I'm just making things
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It writes itself I came to open your eyes sheeple to the ??? ??? conspiracy
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You want to know why I didn't play God of War on my channel because they might as well call it god of ???
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Why is he bald and have a beard? There's no way. Why do you think I even shaved my beard?
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Soy.. to... to protect myself from soy
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Do you think this is just made up huh? They have been feeding
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??? to kids since we were children
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Soy bean crayon. You ever wonder why ???- the crayons are so delicious. That's because they've been feeding it to children. They've even created
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purely soy-based meals called something
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Soylent who just by the way sponsoring this video, thank you very much Soylent I appreciate
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Walking down the street, spot the soylent truck, now I'm drinking sweet chai breakfast- Jesse Cox
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I'm worried about you. I've already lost PJ. I've already lost Jack. I've already lost
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Brad one. Not Jesse Cox. What's next? Is he gonna tweet about Barron Trump?
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I am gonna say it. I hate Barron T- 0.0
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JESSE COX (rip)
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You taking more- Two steps too far right now. Soylent is has turned people so weak
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they can't even open the bottle themselves, but it's so easy
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I bench
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350 and I cannot open a goddamn bottle of Soylent. Well, maybe because you consume ???
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Maybe it's because you're turning into a WOmAn
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I find myself unable to open the drink
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Maybe that's why everyone is just posing with it instead of actually drinking it because people just can't help themselves
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Posing with their Soylent bottle nothing like a selfie with your beverage
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Wait isn't that?
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Isn't that the host of bully hunters?
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How far does this conspiracy go? Yeah look it says here
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Sponsored by Soylent, but she tweeted very recently no soy
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She tweeted no soy gringo corrado which is Spanish for no more, Soylent, please
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It's turning me into a deformed creature
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And look at that she lost her Soylent sponsor. How far does the Soylent conspiracy go?
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You think I'm just making this up? Who you think is calling you a soy boy
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Who is actually calling you a soy boy. Don't listen to this fake meme propaganda
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This is not true. The left side is always correct.
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Okay for real. No jokes aside
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It showed that estrogen is in soy, but it's not the same estrogen that your body produces so--So consuming soy
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shouldn't actually have any cause on your body or
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make you more feminine or make you produce less sperm
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That's all just a- that just all a meme that's just spiralled out of control
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And I feel like I have to be responsible here and call it out so that people stop
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using ??? ??? as some sort of insult.
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Cause it's not just
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Mean, it's also extremely
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hurtful, I just can't understand why anyone would call someone else a ??? ??? to prove some fact that just because there are lesser
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man, and enjoy watching someone else have sex with their wife that somehow makes them less
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I just-
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We need to- We need to reduce this stage because it's all about the onion
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That's right
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If you're not an onion man, and consume at least six raw onions a day
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Which is the only scientific proven way to increase your sperm count by the way huh don't believe this year you heard about this
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Onions are the opposite of ???. Not even meming.
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You know who else like onions
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That's right. The most masculine man of mankind
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Shrek
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if you don't eat onion at least once a day
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then you're part of the problem.
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You think I'm just making this up?
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onions help keep your heart healthy,
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helps you control diabetes
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improves immunity lower stress helps protect cancer keeps your skin healthy
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and look at that
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Boost your sperm count.
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Doesn't matter if you're a wahman or a man you need to consume
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oNioNs
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you may not like it, but this is what peak performance look like
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onion man vs. ??? ???
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Okay, that was a video.
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Hey..
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of course there's one way to very quickly and effectively cure your ??? ???,
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and it's by purchasing one of the Сука Блять
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..merch
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Limited time only. Check out link in the description to prove that you're a real alpha
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That's right, I'm using memes to sell me merch
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got a problem?
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Well, you must be full of ???.
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???