...for another time.

I'm in this new space, it's pretty cool. It's my own space.

It's definitely my... *laughs*

pahla-a-a

Y O U P I C K E D T H E W R O N G H O U S E F O O O O O O O O O O O O

Jack: This is mine. My padded cell Felix: I knew you were insane

Felix: I knew you were one of those people with that-

Felix: *claps* We're going to do Five Weird Stuff Online

Felix: With Jackspedicey.

(music plays)

Felix: Item Number One. Jack: What are you going to start with?

Felix: I don't know. Both: *lame laugh*

Felix: Let's go with the biggest. I have this bag of a bunch of shit I bought online.

Jack: Oh my God, Santa-sama

Felix: Okay, let's start with something lame, but I kind of want to try it out.

Jack: What's it called? AIRZOOKA? Felix: Yeaaah!

Jack: It's like twice the size of that kid.

Felix: I feel like the scale is not...

Jack: Perspective? Felix: Look at that

Jack: *laughs* Felix: Heh

Felix: So this is an bazooka

Felix: Seems like too much effort to put together.

Jack: No, it looks cool!

Jack: The fuck is all this?

Jack: Looks like something fucking Megaman uses

Felix: It does yeah, actually

Felix: Maybe I should read the instructions Jack: *laughs*

Felix: Are you ready to get airzooked? (screaming)

Felix: What are you doing?

Jack: I'm- I'm zooking ;)

Jack: ..Bazinga.

Felix: BAZINGA

Felix: Are you ready to get airzookad, bruuh?

Jack: No-

Jack: You have to pull like this

Felix: I knew that Jack: *giggles*

Felix: Oh shit, okay, I get it

Felix: How close?

Jack: I don't know.

Both: *laugh* Felix: You scared now, boy?

Felix: You were making fun of it before!

Felix: I can see your stupid face through here as well.

F L O O P

Jack: Oh my God! *laughs*

Felix: Was it bad?

Jack: Just POW!!!

Felix: *breaks airzooka* OH, SHIT!

Both: AIRZOOKA?! *rip*

Felix: NOOO!

Jack: Okay

Felix: Hit me, bro

Felix: I'm ready *mad pewds*

Jack: Ya ready, boi?

Jack: *imitates Felix* You blink,

y o u l o s e.

(airzookafail.mp3)

Both: *giggle*

Jack: This thing fucking sucks ;)

*Jack blows air towards Felix*

Felix: A A A A H H H H

Jack: AIRZOOKA!

Felix: Thank God there was cover here

Felix: Did you break it for real?

Jack: No the- ohh yeah.

*rip jack again*

Both: *laugh* Jack: That works really well.

Felix: Do it..

Both: *Laugh*

Felix: Jesus-

Jack: It's the sound as well

Felix: Yeah, it kinda scares you

Felix: 3... 2... 1...

*le fabulous jump boi*

Jack: Aaww Felix: Yeeeaah!!

Jack: Don't look at me

Felix: How do I look like? *ur a bat pewds*

Jack: Uhh, so fucking weird.

Felix: *im scared*

Jack: Come close to the camera

Felix: *hisses*

Felix: I can't see anything

Jack: Okay too close, too close, you're good.

Jack: Oh my God

Felix: I can't even see myself in-

Felix: OH MY GOOOOOOD!

Felix: Your outfit

Jack: Really nice

Felix: Very nice

Jack: Very nice, very flowy.

Felix: Very nice! *handok.mp3*

Felix: I like it, jak sie masz.

Felix: When you put it on was remembering, when I was 5 at kindergarten

Felix: I played Peter Pan

Jack: Ooh

Felix: Yeah, and I had the exactly that outfit

Felix: But it was borrowed

Felix: so I was like, well it's not mine so should I.. remove my underwear?

Jack: WHAT?

Felix: I don't know I was like, that's kinda gross.

Jack: It's more gross when you have no underwear!

Felix: I was a kid okay?!

Felix: So I went naked out on stage with it.

Jack: Wait, like this?

Felix: Yes!

Jack: Oooh, bold move.

Felix: Hell yeah!

Felix: Alright. Let's see what we have here.

Jack: Think I saw something in there, I'm excited.

Felix: What did you see?

Jack: I'm not telling.

Jack: I'm not telling, Felix. I want board game!

Felix: Boi game?

Jack: Board game... But yeah, sure. You have fluff on your beard.

Felix: Shut up!

Jack: *mumbles* Wish I had wings...

Jack: What?

Felix: Don't you worry, Jackspedicey 5!

Felix: I got the Robo Twist!

Jack: OH MY GOOOOOOD!

Felix: It can twist anything!

Felix: It probably needs batteries, I just realised.

Jack: I'm excited for this one.

Jack: If only there was like a drone that like flew down on to it, then you could twist

Felix: There would be no effort whatsoever

Jack: If only we had another Robo Twist to get the box open!

Felix: Alright, you ready?

Both: Whoa whoa whoa!

Jack: Calm down, Robo Twist!

Felix: Stop twisting, Robo Twist!

Felix: It's no stop

Felix: oogh-

Jack: Fucking machines. You can't trust them.

Felix: Alright. AAAH!

Jack: AAHH!

Jack: Carefully. Both: *scream*

Felix: How does it work?

Jack: I don't know

Felix: Yeah! Jack: Oh!

Felix: YEAH. Jack: Robo Twist!

Felix: ROBO TWISTTT

Both: ROBO TWIST Felix: ROBO TWIST

Both: ROBO TWIST ROBO TWIST- oh

Felix: OHHH

Both: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

Jack: I was almost expecting this whole thing to shatter in our hands-

*Both laugh*

Felix: It's not stopping

Jack: It just want to keep on twisting. Felix: It just wants to keep on- *laughs*

Jack: It's just gonna crush it..

Felix: AAAAHHHH

Jack: NIPPLE TWIST!

Jack: That was amazing!

Felix: What could possibly beat that item? *Both laugh*

Jack: What beats Robo Twist?

Felix: I've been wanting to use these, for a long time

Felix: Since we have matching outfits and all...

Jack: Yess!

Felix: ...We get matching, uhh... Both: Otamatones!

Jack: That's what I saw in the box and I'm so fucking happy.

Jack: Except we might need batteries for these as well

Felix: You need batteries for these as well?

Jack: Yeah

Felix: *whispers* Fuck Jacksepticeye.

Felix: I can play myself..

Jack: You cursing me out?

Felix: No.

Jack: Bitch.

Felix: *whispers* He's a bitch.

Jack: Stab you

Felix: *chuckles* Jesus Christ

Felix: So what's more annoying than two loud-ass Youtubers?

*Otamatones make high-pitched whining sounds*

*Otamatones make high-pitched whining sounds*

Jack: It's like I'm looking into an audio mirror.

*Otamatone makes a very high-pitched sound*

Felix: Oh my God, stop. Jesus Christ.

Jack: *laughs*

Felix: We have to play something together. Jack: Wait.

*Otamatones make sounds*

Jack: I don't know

Felix: That was jammin'

Jack: There was- no, there was a was a Zelda-thing I learned

*Otamatone makes a tune*

Felix: What the fuck is that?

Jack: Duu, du du du dududuuu Felix: Oooh! Both: *laugh*

Felix: Do it again

*meme music 101 plays*

Jack: Aren't you Sweden's number one orchestra player?

Felix: That I- that I am, thank you!

*Otamatones make high-pitched sounds*

Jack: They're so fucking cute though.

*Otamatones make sounds*

*Otamatones make a very high-pitched sound*

*Otamatones high pitched sound intensifies*

*Both laugh*

Felix: What could possibly be better- oh shit I realised I have fucking wings and shit!

Felix: AH! SHI-

Both: *laugh*

Felix: Jack, do you like reading?

Jack: uhm.

Jack: no.

Felix: Well, I have something for you!

Jack: Whoa! The Lazy Readers?

Felix: -The Lazy Readers!

Jack: What the fuck are the Lazy Readers? *giggles*

Jack: Are they mirror glasses?

Felix: They are mirror glasses, BOI.

Jack: OOH.

Felix: They match your outfit *laughs*

Jack: Oh my God, that's so weird- I'm like walking and looking at my own feet.

*Both laugh*

Felix: Hey whaddup, BOI?!

Jack: Oh Jesus Christ!

Both: *laugh*

Felix: I see- *laughs*

Jack: Can you see-

Felix: Wait, wait, I gotta show you... Can you see your fucking eyes?

*Both laugh*

Jack: Can you see me, boi?

Jack: I don't know if you can see cos of the lights

Felix: It's probably- OH I see, I see, yeah!

Both: *laugh*

Jack: Those are so weird

Felix: Whoa, it's like I'm playing a video game. Jack: And- They're so clear as well.

Felix: I see my knob as well. That's great.

Felix: Oh hell yeah, I get it!

Jack: Yeah! *laughs*

Felix: I get it! This is awesome!

Both: *laugh*

Felix: Wait, where are you?

Both: *laugh*

Jack: Ooh my God

Felix: This one I bought... it had bad reviews-

Felix: *laughs* Stop doing that, it's so fucking creepy.

Felix: Oh shit- WOAH. WOAH.

Jack: Woahh-

Felix: WOAH.

Felix: Hell yeh!

Jack: ..You've wings though so it doens't work-

Jack: That's really fucking cool!

Felix: AAH

Felix: Alright, pass it along-

Felix: -You ready for the pass-along?

Jack: *mutters* ah yeh, fucking-

Both: *laugh*

Jack: Now we're just holding hands!

Felix: You ready for the pass-along?

Both: WHOOOOAAAAH!

Felix: Back at it again! Jack: With the white vaaaa-

Felix: AAAAAAAAH!

Felix: The last item...

Jack: *mumbles* That's fuckin' cool.

Felix: The last item, Jack. Are you ready?

Jack: I am.

Jack: Love this, totally life-changing bra.

Felix: Life-changing bra. Well, we just gonna have to see about that.

Jack: This is an actual bra?

Felix: Yeah, I didn't know your size..

Felix: I went with an A-cup.

Jack: Yeah, that's- that's probably accurate.