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  • *BURP*

  • *burp*

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • What the fuck is this.

  • *WAPOOSH*

  • TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES.

  • MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK

  • *yelling*

  • *WAPOOSH*

  • TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES

  • MY NAME IS JACKSEPTIC--

  • *snickers*

  • *pot8oes yelling*

  • *laughs*

  • Oh.. that's good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

  • *emotional music plays*

  • *crying*

  • *sob*

  • SQUIRREL!

  • Where's the water when you need it..?

  • I can't believe this..

  • People think..

  • ..I'm ugly :(

  • "U ugly."

  • "You're ugly."

  • "Pewdiepie is so old n ugly."

  • Ohhh.. "You look ugly af."

  • "Pls shave."

  • OH NO U DIDN'T!

  • Ugly..

  • "Why you so ugly..?" (I'M HANDSOME BITCH)

  • "Pewdiepie is so ugly my..

  • HANDSSSF

  • ..are so ugly please kill me thank you."

  • *PRAYS TO HARAMBE WHO DIED FOR OUR SINS*

  • perfect

  • UGLY

  • These subtitles are Dank, but pewds looks down and doesnt approve.

  • Why does everyone think I'm ugly? (Not me :3)

  • Is it my gigantic nose?

  • (Pewds, u beautiful)

  • Is it my inflated ego?

  • Is it my disgusting..

  • ..unattractive personality?

  • Wait a minute..

  • What is this?

  • It's a Youtube video innit?

  • Look at all these attractive people! (Why am i not fking on this)

  • Look at the-- beautiful!

  • I'll never be this beautiful!

  • Why was I born with this Swedish face?

  • Beautiful..

  • Absolutely stunning..

  • So cute..!

  • So cute!

  • OOOOOOOOOOO (AND U SAID I WAS UGLY BISH, U WRONG!) R.I.P Headphone users

  • *Heroic Music*

  • EIGHTEEN

  • EIGHTEEN

  • EIGHTEEN NIGG- (How dare I)

  • Oh, RIGHT AFTER BECKHAM, HUH?

  • RIGHT AFTER BECKHAM

  • Hey, why am I not number one? (Robbie Rotton confirmed)

  • "How Zayn is at 91 and Pewdiepie is at 18 what the fuck is this."

  • [...](bruh)

  • C'AUSE ZAYN, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT~~(Roasting Zayn)

  • EIGHTEEN, HUH?

  • *laughing*

  • "Pewdiepie 18 ? ?? ? ? ? XDXDXDXD"

  • For fuck's sake..

  • Okay?

  • That's right haters, I'm fucking beautiful.

  • And you know, I get it.

  • You guys-- you guys get jealous.

  • ..of how you look.

  • I get it, but you know!

  • I have many talents, not beyond my beautiful face. (If u know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

  • *laughs*

  • I'm joking. Okay?

  • Not really.

  • At all.

  • I'm not joking.

  • Alright, so I realize that you guys many need a little bit of help.

  • And, uh, you know, I'm pretty good with Photoshop!

  • So, I'll take some requests!

  • I'll try to help you guys feel better about yourself.

  • 'Cause I want you to feel just as fulfilled as..

  • ..as, uh, as I am.

  • I wanna satisfy you bros.

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Let's go!

  • "Pewdiepie, give me a mouth!"

  • 'Kay, well that should be easy.

  • (Challenge accepted)

  • TIMEWARP!!!!!!

  • Wow! That--

  • That looks so good..!

  • You're welcome! (Why did i choose a shark idk im meme)

  • I don't know why you didn't have a mouth, but now you do.

  • Just don't eat that pussayy.. Its for me

  • "Pewdiepie, make me emo."

  • Alright.

  • I can do that.

  • Alright, done!

  • We're-- alright-- we're done here.

  • ROASTED (Ight whos next bitches)

  • Alright, what else do we got?

  • "My dream is to look like a washing machine."

  • Okay.

  • That can be arranged.

  • TIMEWARP!!!

  • Das a nice washing machine Dawg!

  • Alright, then we just gotta--

  • Make it real big.

  • Make it real-- real pop. (What am i doing)

  • Oh god.

  • We're-- There you go!

  • You're a washing machine!

  • You're welcome!

  • I make peoples' dreams come true, dammit.

  • I think you look way better..

  • ..before.

  • "Make me into tentacle porn please."

  • Fine.

  • Fine! Alright!

  • You know, I wouldn't criticize other--

  • My fans' physical appearance but I--

  • These eyebrows..

  • They look like a race track! (ZOOM ZOOM BISH)

  • *Pewds making a masterpiece as always*

  • It kind of reminds me of the eyebrows of Brock.

  • *akward silence*

  • Should they connect? I think they should.

  • *Pewds concentraiting hard*

  • ANIMUUUUUU!!! (◕‿◕✿) so kawaii!!!

  • You-- Your freckles though does remind me..

  • They remind me a little bit of an octopus.

  • You know, they have the same kind of octopus skin texture.

  • Her wish was, in fact, to be a tentacle porn.

  • So.

  • Who am I to rob her of that?

  • Privilege.

  • Okay, there you go.

  • You're a tentacle porn.

  • Just get the fuck out now.

  • Fuck's sake.

  • DISGUSTING

  • *chuckling* Oh, that's how she looked like. I forgot.

  • "Make Phil more beautiful. Oh wait. You can't. He's perfect."

  • Oh, I'm sorry.

  • Is Phil ranked eighteen on 2016's list?! [he should be] {now, now, this issue should be left for Tumblr, not YouTube}

  • Didn't think so.

  • Alright, Phil.

  • You wanna be beautiful?

  • I'll make you beautiful. (Okay im lying)

  • I'll make you fucking gorgeous. (Lies x2)

  • Oh no[se]! Where did your nose go, Phil?

  • Huh?

  • Where did it go?

  • Butiful!!!

  • Eye see watcha doing there! (Get it? no? OK, I'll cry myself to sleep)

  • Uh. Phil.

  • More like Nose Face!! (ROASTED)

  • BOOM

  • Oh no.. ho ho

  • OHO ho ho oho

  • Oh damn, dog!

  • Damn, those are some nostrils, man!

  • Dude, where you get those nostrils done?

  • I think we should move on.

  • "Make Jacksepticeye look betterer he already looks better than you anyways." (okay ur totally right)

  • Oh, I'm sorry!

  • Is Jack on the top list?

  • I don't think so.

  • M'alright. Let's see what we can do, Jack. (Holy SHIT THIS IS BOOTIFUL)

  • *burps*

  • CUTE

  • CUTE

  • *singing* I would fuck that guy in the ass.. (whaaaaa..?)

  • TAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • *wheezes* (im copying nigahiga's style of wheezing)

  • IT'S SO CUTEEE (◕‿◕✿) (kawaii pot8oe man)

  • AHA

  • Oh! It makes me cringe!

  • It's so fucking weird!

  • *WAPEWSH*

  • *WAPOOSH*

  • TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES

  • MY NAME IS

  • (Video unavailable, content claimed by South park)

  • PEEEEWWWWRG

  • PEEEERGH (wait how did i get here)

  • Okay, sorry.

  • Got a little side-tracked there again.

  • "Your face on Kazoo kid's body."

  • *sighs* Oh, the Kazoo kid which I apparently look like?

  • *whispers* Shut the fuck up.

  • Yeah, I'll prove that I'm not the Kazoo kid.

  • Once and for all.

  • Wait a minute.

  • *burps*

  • Oh.

  • My.

  • God.

  • No. *laughs*

  • No. It can't be.

  • It can't be.

  • OH MY GAWD *chuckles*

  • I've been suppressing the memories for so long. (lol im smoking :D)

  • Oh my god. How could I have forgotten?

  • Where I came from.. (Sweden duhhh)

  • My roots.

  • I am.. Kazoo kid.

  • I will always be.. Kazoo kid.

  • And I'm proud of it, dammit.

  • [thud]

  • I like to sing..

  • dance..

  • AND

  • [kazoo playing]

  • KAAA ZOOO

  • [more kazoo playing]

  • JUST KAZOO IT (or just do it which ever one you prefer)

  • [kazooing continues]

  • [Edgar] Alright guys. (Oi Edgar :D)

  • [Edgar]: Since Poods is dead now.. (Y?)

  • [Edgar] Please-- I've taken over the channel. Again.

  • [Edgar] Please check out the video over here for more videos.

  • [Edagr]: So I can get adsense for Pewdiepie.

  • [Edgar] I hope you enjoyed this video, I guess.

  • [Edgar] And I'll see you.. in the next one!

  • [Edgar] Goodbye now! Goodbye!

  • [Edgar] Buh buh bye! (And us subtitle ppl say bye bye too :D)

*BURP*

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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