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  • I miss this game Cry

  • I really don't...

  • I miss this time where we play this game, remember?

  • uh... yeah

  • Watch out for the Brofist

  • Oh he got it

  • looks like someone knows how to play this game

  • -wow that's really impressive man

  • goodness -I miss this game

  • oh I remember this you had to walk up and then jump

  • wow

  • That's so cool

  • -goodness you're really smoking me with that yellow blanket of yours

  • -hey you want a blanket? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • see? well oh

  • -come on cry

  • Just right come on cry

  • I'm good... dad?

  • -don't actually jump

  • oh... what the fuck

  • - It says "jump" - it's weird

  • yeah it does

  • It says...

  • What...!?

  • oh wait this is secret I remember

  • this is secret somehow.

  • I remember this part.

  • Oh, okay. alright where's the secret

  • oh yeah you get up here

  • - but you got to jump on each other. - No, down here

  • *gasp* Oh my god!

  • I remembered.

  • ah

  • this is way harder than it needs to be, compared to what we could be normally doing.

  • maybe we just want to fall between those spikes instead of going all the way to the left, you know.

  • Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do.

  • This is like, pure 2014 content, right here.

  • this is really, yes.

  • This is OG shit

  • ain't nobody want this shit anymore

  • where we spent an hour trying to get bloody trap land two working

  • and we're playing this.

  • We're playing the original.

  • I'm just so enthralled with your platforming "prowess", I can't look away.

  • man I it looks like I'm the new king, huh

  • I guess so man. It's just that - it's cause you got that blanket, dude.

  • - Fuck - Oh,

  • it's the secret of the blanket

  • it just weighs you down that time, that's the problem.

  • oh man, this is so shit

  • I thought... I thought the game was more fun than I remember

  • Dude, that's nostalgia, man.

  • are we just old old and boring now

  • is that it?

  • it's might be that

  • it's - it's purely like...

  • you always want to remember the good times and you forget all the bad parts of those times.

  • oh yeah

  • why do you forget the bad parts

  • I want to remember the bad part

  • I feel like the bad parts are just too many

  • so you trying to like pick and choose the better parts to rem-

  • For fuck's sake

  • yeah

  • there's a lot of bad parts right here tho

  • Oh like that

  • like that

  • and like that

  • uhhhhh

  • you gave it your best. oh

  • Shut the fuck up

  • I don't know, man. There was this girl I used to talk to, a long time ago.

  • back in school like we didn't really

  • like have a huge connection but I feel

  • like there was something possibly there

  • if we really gave it a proper shot but

  • we were just too nervous and young and stupid

  • Alright...

  • Let's just gonna go up now...

  • Ok, good.

  • oh fuck I remember this level

  • we're gonna be here a while

  • this one is hard?

  • yeah we were here for a while I remember

  • I ain't got a problem with it.

  • You sure?

  • Easy

  • Easy... Oh shit

  • It shots faster!

  • Yeah, man.

  • shit

  • Oh what the fuck?

  • what the fuck?

  • Am I...

  • Wow

  • - Wow - Dude this is the one!

  • This one!

  • - Oh...hey! - oh this fucking one

  • we were here for so long

  • I'll take the bullets for you

  • - all right - I take the bullets, go Cry

  • I'm gonna do some crazy American ninja shit here

  • come on crazy american ninja shit

  • going in

  • I'm going into ah

  • I took a bullet for you

  • come on Cry

  • come on Cry

  • Go!

  • american ninja shit

  • shit

  • I got this! oh

  • uh... shi... uh

  • I'll take the bullet for you

  • alright alright

  • - I'm taking the bullet for you - Whyyyy

  • take the bullet

  • Take the bullet...

  • you're not taking the bullet

  • fuck

  • take the bullets for me...

  • okay on three

  • now wait

  • you go first I go right after

  • Alright fuck it!

  • come on

  • see this is the one we were on for so...

  • This is the one

  • this is the one

  • goddamnit this is like...

  • wait wait for me man

  • wait what'd I say

  • - what'd I say what'd I say - waitin for you

  • what'd I say

  • I'm waiting for you

  • what'd I say

  • waitin for you...

  • what what I fucking say

  • you said you said wait for me I'm waitin for you

  • uh... okay

  • what'd I say

  • you said wait for me I'm waiting for you

  • what's happening

  • I'm I'm doing exactly what you said

  • Run through!

  • I'm doing but-

  • you're not running through

  • specifically-

  • I'm doing specifically what you...

  • look look look

  • why aren't you doing that

  • okay I think I think I got it

  • oh yeah?

  • okey I got it

  • watch this Cry

  • alright I watch...

  • Fuck!

  • that's an old school

  • mr. Pewdie fucking pie right there

  • god damn boi

  • that is some OG rage material

  • shut your mouth boi

  • bringing it back

  • ok yeah you do it then

  • - you do it then huh - alright alright

  • you fucking do I'm coming

  • fuck

  • wait for me there cry wait for me

  • wait wait... I gotta wait!?

  • you gotta wait

  • - you gotta wait - I gotta wait!?

  • Yeah

  • Fuck my life alright

  • Uh shit uh shit okey You gotta wait for me tho

  • I gotta wait this tight fucking...

  • Ahhhhh!!

  • I see... can I leave yet

  • I'm fucking dead

  • No!

  • goddamnit

  • goddamnit

  • oh fuck

  • Bloody trap land man

  • okay I'll wait for you

  • I'm a good friend

  • - you wait for me? -unlike you

  • gosh I'm fucking wait

  • I waited for you cry

  • wait for you buddy

  • we can do this together

  • I'm sorry I've lost in your blinky fucking eyes *very attractive*

  • they're pretty

  • (pewds: rated [?] blinking) Cry: Are you having a seizure by chance? I don't know

  • I'm stignalizing (he means signaling)

  • to come save me

  • please

  • why do we fucking subject ourselves to this shit

  • I don't know we could play any games

  • there's so many other things we could be playing

  • better things if you ask me

  • It's my favorite... favorite game

  • ah... Fuck yeah! OH, NO!!!!

  • alright

  • we got try mode we got to try really hard

  • I'm I'm trying I don't know what you're doing

  • oh I have I've been just fuckin around really...

  • I mean you want me to try?

  • Okey... I wasn't really

  • try very hard...

  • got it

  • alright I'm just gonna let you do it

  • do-. you do you boo

  • This one's for you Cry

  • okay

  • This one's for you buddy

  • alright buddy

  • I'm so...

  • yeah boy

  • dude my fucking hamster ate its young, man

  • it was hard core

  • oh jeez that's

  • dude you don't

  • you know that right

  • like hamsters eat their fucking babies if they're not like good babies

  • Oh dude what... that's fucked up!

  • hamsters are fucking hard

  • why don't human do that

  • I wish man like

  • will actually no

  • some eat, like the umbilical cord and it's really fucking weird

  • eugh

  • it's not a good thing

  • but I mean apparently...

  • but it has so many nutrients

  • yeah well so does a fucking steak you know

  • like you don't kinda eat their umbilical cord(?)

  • wait they eat it for the nutrients?

  • something like that I don't know it's weird

  • I don't understand

  • I don't understand

  • what kind of nutrition are we talking about here

  • like the protein

  • I could be wrong

  • will I get x-men superpowers or is it just like a lot of protein

  • I think it's just like you'll be like a really hardcore heavy

  • ah this fucking shit

  • I'm already expecting a lot of time here

  • ah

  • oh it actually isn't so bad

  • You think that... oh

  • Yeah it..... bad

  • oh fuck

  • hey thanks for the massage dude

  • yeah no problem man, you gotta workout, a lot of stress you got going on

  • oh yeah

  • I got you man you got to work on that shit

  • all those people trying to be like

  • "YO Dawg can i get a shout out"

  • fuck I got you

  • don't you fuckin [?] here we fucking GO!

  • so I'm also I've come to realize something

  • what

  • you call it the brofist right

  • yeah

  • it's not really all inclusive now is it

  • - what about the sisfist - no