It is so cute, oh my god

Oh when you [are] moving here all the butterflies come out. It's so cute

Oh, noo, Marzia hates butterfly what

I HATE BUTTERFLIES

And this mother duck and her ducklings

yeah they're so cute

AH

Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's adorable. Oh my God. That's so cute. How do I get a--

Hey, watch out! He peed on you! -What's happening?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kill him!

I'll poop here. How do you lure him? -I don't know, we have to figure that out. Fucking idiot

Oh my God

Did you just say that for real on camera?! Is there a frog? Do I like frogs? -Yeah you do.

Oh my God, this frog is so cute!

Okay, let's catch some butterflies

You hate butterflies, right?

Right, I hate them. So let's catch them -I know. Don't worry

And then we will eradicate them from the planet

Got one. You caught a ladybug

Do I like ladybugs? -Yeah-- No

No? -No

EW -Okay good.

Finally you're doing something useful.

You are not funny. This is not funny. -I'm sor-- it was just a joke for the thing, ok?

You're nothing, you're a bad boyfriend. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am-- I am [a] bad boyfriend.

I'm sorry. You're a shitty girlfriend.

You will never see this nips then. -No, I don't-- just stop your nips, please

Okay? Thank you

What are you doing? What are you doing right now? -Do you love me?

I-- what are you doing?

I can show you my butt

Dance, wiggle wiggle, dance, wiggle wiggle -DAMN

Oh my God, you did so well Marzia

Thanks, I really tried hard

Um, thank you so much for playing with me today.

I play with you every day. I play with you every night.

How about for the thumbnail, we do a little kiss?

Okay yeah -Yeah

I know y'all can't handle this shit

I know y'all gonna flag this fucking video like you always do, and I have to call google and be like

Hey, they flagged another one. Yeah, my uh my fan base is basically a bunch of pussies.

Oh, this video had blood in it. Oh, this video had nipples in it. Oh, this video was a little bit too sexual

Oh, he made me swirl. Excuse me, why don't you just go to the fucking...

Australia, like the good old days, all right. What do you--

I bet you even flagged this video already because you're triggered by my glasses

You're all a bunch of wimps. Don't flag the fucking video, alright? Stop flagging the video

I'm sick and tired of this fucking shit. Can y'all stop flagging my fucking videos?

Slop flagging the videos, God damn it. I don't make any money if you flag the video

What do you think, I do this for free?

Do you think I'm some kind of fucking charity? Do you think I do this for fun?

Do you think I do YouTube for fun?

I'm only in it for the money.

Fuck you for even thinking that, alright?

Now I gotta make this video, and it'd be great if you don't fucking flag it, alright?

DON'T FLAG THE VIDEO. So if you're not up for the challenge

Bitch

Then click the fuck away and don't flag the videe-ay (video)

Man, I should be a rapper. That was pretty good.

Oh here we are

back at it again

Holy shit. Oh my God.

I am not-- BARRELS! I hate this, oh--

Should we knock?

Yeah. Hello? [What] the fuck is this?

Hey, they got corn and everything

Hello there, Mister man. Man, you look good man.

AH! Oh

Jesus Christ, get the shit out of me. Why is there tricycle here?

Oh, God. It's getting dark man.

It's getting well dark man.

Aww, fuck

You know shits about to go down when the drum starts hitting you.

Oh God, this is fucking creepy man. What was that?

All right but this is pretty good so far. What a nice town.

Oh my God!

(Fuck) Fuck, fuck indeed.

Oh, that's cool man. This is so fucking cool.

Whoa, what the fuck?

Hey. No. I hear you Ethan Bradberry.

What the fuck are you doing, you fucking asshole? Why you gotta be so loud man?

I ain't scared.

Oh, jeb not Fichte

Oh

Corn. I love corn, so much. Oh and climb over. Oh thank God.

Oh

FUCK! I am so fucked! Fuck this!

RUN!

OHHHH

Oh! Oh my God.

I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine

Where, where am I?

Excuse me. I burp when I'm excited.

Marzia doesn't appreciate it. I know, but...

Whoa, it's Lickitung again.

That fucking Pokemon.

It's got Marzia.

What the fuck are those?

What the fuck is that?

Oh. Okay. No that's... great. That's funny because I was actually heading this way towards the exit. Yes.

Oh come on.

Alright, I'm out.

Poods out.

Aw shit, I ran out of batteries.

(LEFT VIDEO) Not sure if I should run downhill. That seems like a bad-- What was that?

What the fuck is out there? Oh God. This is fucking creepy man.

Oh shi-- okay, okay. Ah, okay

AH! Oh, Jesus Christ. You scared the shit out of me cactus.

MY NEW COMPANY, B3

Big Bouncy Boobies. Alright who's got the biggest titties?

Flat chest. Zoey, get the fuck out! Get the fuck out, Zoey!

Keana...

You got that ass, but get out! What fuck do you take me for?!

We're called the Big Titty Titties.

Nikki, you look like you're from Tumblr.

I despise you. I hate your guts.

But business is business, and you're hired Nikki.

Billy, you're in.

Okay, we got Lilanni. She's Asian, fla-- FLAT CHEST?!

Lilanni! Why are you show up even?! Get out! Alright, Zoe-- ZOEY! We had this talk before!

It's time to hire another one. Okay, we got Lillian. She's a teen. Tattoos

Fuck off, fuck off Lillian. Why is it so hard?

Alright, we're hiring her. You better get some implants. Alright, what's her cup size? B, that's--

Where are all the big breasted women? FINALLY!

A gift from the Gods, Candice!

You're in.

Fuck sake, you're all useless. One dollar per hour. Keana, you're in. Tiffany, one dollar an hour.

Tiffany, you're in.

You're in. Now buy me shoes. Oh my God, Zoey. How many times are you trying?

How many fucking times I gotta tell you, Zoey?!

Get the fuck out, and stop wasting my time! You got zero potential! ZERO

Hey Tiffany, wear this butt plug while you go shopping. -Give it to me.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Butt plug. Alright Zoey. You wanna work in this business so hard? Here take this butt plug.

Find me some cigarettes. Fuck off. I'm gonna have to hire my last girl Marlena. -Naturally.

But she said naturally. But ain't nothing natural about that girl.

Oh my God that money

Finally! Finally I'm rolling the pimp business. My mom would be so proud of me if she looked at me right now

The way I handle women with such dignity and respect. Even Tumblr would approve of this video.

HAIL TO THE PIMP KING PEWDIEPIE

PIMPDIEPIE BITCH! THAT'S ME MOTHERFUCKER

You bros voted

If I was an Anime character, what would I be?

An anime schoolgirl

You hear that Easley? I'm an anime schoolgirl. Thanks to you bros voting on Twitter. Thank you so much.

There's so many cool animes, but anime school girl. Just what I wanted.

Thank you. Appreciate it. So thanks to Crunchyroll, we're bringing that to life.

But that's what this video is going to be. But first, for those of you who don't know about crunchyroll

It's a streaming service of anime and drama. It's a service that I personally use as well,

So I'm really happy to have them [as] a sponsor and making this Pewdiepie anime a real thing.

Huge thanks to them.

I'm a fan of anime myself. What can I say? I enjoy a good Berserk.

[I] sound like a mom trying to say like, "Yeah, I watch anime."

I enjoy a good GTO. Really great shows.

They're all available on Crunchyroll, and I would love to hear your bros opinion on them. So check them out.

They have over 25,000 anime episodes, so I'm sure you'll find something that you'll enjoy.

But not just that, you're supporting the Japanese anime industry by supporting Crunchyroll.

Cause every season, they're bringing in the freshest anime straight from Japan.

So basically, if you check out the link in the description, crunchyroll.com/pewds

You get a 30-day free trial to check it out, and see if you like it.

You basically can watch as much anime you want for 30 days with no ads, 1080p baby,

And the newest episodes air one [hour] after they are up in Japan with professional subtitles.

I think that's pretty cool. I really enjoy it, so maybe you will as well.

And thanks again for Crunchyroll for making this happen. Now, let's roll the clip

Huh?

Hey, what you doing?

Not much, just hanging.

*laughs*

Grrrrrrrrr *laughs*

Hey, what are you guys talking about?

Oh, hi. Just chatting about the big game tonight.

Why do you care what we're talking about?

I was just trying to talk to-- -We all know you're obsessed with him.

Everyone sees you taking photos of him everywhere.

No, I don't!

Why don't you just leave him alone for once?

He'll never be yours. Get over it.

HYAAAHHHHH *slaps*

Alright girls. Take it easy now.

HYAAAHHHHHH *kicks*

Ah

HYAH!

He's not yours. You'll never come even close to what I feel for him.

Feel this, you little rat.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! T_T

This is all your fault!

You... will... regret this.

HYAAAHHHHHHHHH

Any last words, little freak?

Suck on my laser, BITCH

AHHHHHHHHH

She was right. I'll never have him, but if I can't have him

I must become him

What is this game?!

Sup, bro.

You know what 'sup' brother. It's been eight days, and you still haven't recalibrated your puzzles.

What are you even doing? -Hey, take it easy. I gotten a ton of work done today.

A skeleton

*laughs*

*laughs some more*

Ahh, I will attend to my puzzle. As for your work, put your little more 'backbone' into it.

NYEEEHHHHH

Hey

*laughs*

I am a ghost that lives inside a dummy. Human, I'll scare your soul out of your body.

Oh God, it's one of those meanies.

I got knives

Damn boy, you fucking hardcore man

I'm... out of knives.

Now, I hate making promises, but the promise I made to her

You know what would have happened if she hadn't said anything, buddy?

You'd be dead where you stand.

Hey lighten up, bucko. I'm just joking with you. Besides, haven't I done a great job protecting you?

I mean, look at yourself. You haven't died a single time.

Hey, what's that look supposed to mean? Am I wrong?

So Stefan, you bring your hands up to begin to concentrate

Coalescing the Arcane energy into the strange dull glow of green in your hands as the swirl continues to spiral

You shoot your hands forward releasing this burst of corrosive energy towards the female

It's been a while since you've used this explosive power in this town in your eagerness

You weren't paying attention to your target

The arrow arcs to the side, missing your target and instead striking Kaleem in the back of the shoulders

No, not Kaleem!

I'm sorry Kaleem!

I tried to help.

What are you doing noob?

I'm sorry Kaleem!

And even trying to put him out of his misery, you managed to pierce him with the rapier because he's not moving

But you don't reach any vital organs. So now you're just adding more pain to his slowly sizzling misery

Kaleem!

I'm sorry Kaleem!

You have no idea what this building is. -Is this even a building? What is this?

As you shout that out Stephan, you turn around and look up and immediately see a sign hanging over the door that says

Uhhh

'Butcher'

Ohh. How did you not notice that Cinderella? -What? Notice what?

Look at the sign right there. -What sign?

It says 'Butcher'. -No it doesn't.

Jesus Christ. Just let me do this for you.

The door clicks and opens up into a dark interior.

You have that light spell still? -I already used it Ken. I can't be bothered to do it again.

Actually for light spell, you can do an infinite number of times.

Yeah, I know. Okay, I'll do a light spell in Rainbow color. -Okay.

A very beautiful,

Very beautiful array of rainbow colors streaks across the room. You can now see indeed, this is a butcher shop.