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  • aah aah aah fwoo fwoo tuh tuh tuh tuh tuh (wtf is this??)

  • oh man, isn't this the best life ever?

  • I am having the time of my..

  • LIFE right now,

  • but if only there was a game where I could play and fidget spin at the same time!

  • aahh OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-----

  • MA GAH

  • FIDGET SPINNER SIMULATOR

  • Oh

  • There's a premium edition

  • In the premium edition, you get a golden fidget spinner and a golden 'vape'

  • I am so fucking excited

  • I've never been this excited for a game in my entire life.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • You know what?

  • I don't need this anymore

  • Wooow! This is gonna--

  • oh

  • ooooo

  • *moaning*

  • awww.... i'm on the hoverboard

  • Thank you Casey Neistat

  • for popularizing -OOH- this cancer

  • ohhhh, YES

  • I'm one with nAture

  • I've got my vape, my matching vape and my fid----can I spin it?

  • OOOOOOOHHHH--

  • shit, dawg

  • What a time to be alive, wait, let me try it

  • oohhhh that feels right

  • That just feels right

  • You should get yours too, and you can all do it together

  • this is-

  • ohh, I am dying, I am dying everyone. I'm back on my feet, okay we're fine

  • what is this ?

  • 'Hold shift to accelerate'

  • WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO

  • Yes!

  • my-sh

  • Chakra is perfectly balanced right now. If I was hit by a rasengan it would cancel out itself

  • this is incredible what a time to be alive; 2017! everyone its almost like an inevitable pivotal war

  • or Nuclear war

  • Doesn't even matter anymore because I am playing

  • Fidget Spinner Simulator: Golden Edition. Thank you

  • Where's my fucking platinum one though to be fair can I even rip a fat vape?

  • Can I even rip one I don't think I can, they didn't animate it.

  • Fuck. It doesn't matter. I've never been this happy. What is this?

  • there's tears on my fidget spinner. It's Okay the salt makes it spin faster. My god

  • I Never thought. It was possible to be this happy let's crash into the ocean... we can't there's an invisible wall

  • Okay, great. Oh

  • Wow

  • This game is a game. It's a it's a game. Sky Racetrack. Let's go. Hell yeah! c:

  • I'm like fucking Sonic up in this bitch

  • That's right, woo!

  • going so fast

  • This is what the new Sonic game should have been this is way more entertaining than any

  • Other game I am ever playing. I am and unironically enjoying this

  • this is definitely fun. I am having so much fun. Shut up. You don't know my level of fun >:c

  • It's going so fast. I think I might actually

  • Take a shortcut

  • ...

  • what ? you can't jump all the sudden

  • Yes, I did it! Perfect landing!

  • Every time. Woo! What the fuck is this?

  • Oh God , other fidget spinner. Yes, fam. Follow me

  • Yeah!

  • Woohoohoo, this is so awesome. This is hella cool

  • Yeah, wow okay? Alright they're fucking

  • If you ever want to be gang fucked by a man with-by-by a fidget spinner gang, then play this game. seriously

  • Okay, multiplayer. What about multiplayer. Oh, wow I am controlling

  • What seems to be two characters at the same time the beat and the Chorus at the same time

  • This game is art. This game truly is art, its a...

  • it's a it's a

  • spitting image of self-reflection

  • Alright. This is now a three free games. That's right next one we're going to play is a horror game

  • looks pretty cool

  • Press f to turn on the flashlight alright locked door okay?

  • OH I get it. It's one of these doors simulators. Oh really like the sound of that one oh

  • Nice alright.Alright what this is that---if you are here, then you in-game?

  • *pewds laugh*

  • you in game everybody welcome welcome if in case you didn't know you in game a

  • Pizza no ah

  • Is that the end goal of this game to find a pizza don't worry pizza. I will find you

  • And I will eat you

  • closed

  • lies

  • You're not closed

  • where the f*ck is this fucking pizza ? I swear to God this is barricaded. Maybe I need like an axe or something

  • All right, maybe like a really sharp pizza. You know what I mean, I gotta find all the pizza slices run

  • But you can't run in this game. Well, you can don't turn back

  • Does that sound open but I can't?

  • what is that sound?

  • Okay, I'm getting a little spooked out now

  • Got a key I think oh

  • Shit, I think I found the pizza guys I found the page set

  • Really? I beat the game great. that was cool

  • pff haha

  • what the fuck hey ah

  • Yes

  • Okay, let's play this game. I

  • I'm actually really curious about this one. It looks like a really fun, Lo

  • Little game fun Little game

  • Here we go. I am in Box everybody. It's super fun

  • Let's do challenge, okay

  • All right, what about this challenge?

  • The fuck is this oh

  • My God that music is incredible

  • fuck

  • Okay, this is a lot harder than I thought

  • Every time I say okay my okay, google thing disappeared, so fucking annoying. I did it. It wasn't that hard was

  • what? Did I not completed what did i do wrong,?Okay let's take a hard challenge. How about this?

  • ski jump

  • Come on fat back

  • There we go get speed

  • Nailed it nailed this challenge, not a problem

  • Really this is

  • NOT THAT FUN

  • what about this one, maybe this one?

  • Decker speed

  • Come on. Give me that ten points. Oh, no, I got three

  • Ten point ten point and go home

  • *bass boosted*

  • Ten points or go home ten fucking--God damn it

  • Yes, I am back. It would seem I am completely incapable of

  • Playing these three free games anymore

  • I just can't seem to enjoy my stuff

  • But this is the game that I purely enjoy from the bottom of my heart

  • I've never had more fun and excitement in a video game look at that lens flare. It looks so real

  • Just like in real life. Why would you be in real life when you can be inside this game?

  • Right? think about it

  • You could be hoverboarding forever never run out of battery your vape will never run

  • Deplete of vape juice and your fidget spinner will never stop spinning now. That's the kind of life

  • I want to live forever

  • Thank you very much for watching

  • this has been your host

  • Killer Keemstar

  • Yes, the best game of all time. I am now fucking a tree

  • this is how I choose to live my life

aah aah aah fwoo fwoo tuh tuh tuh tuh tuh (wtf is this??)

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The Fidget Spinner Simulator.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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