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  • "Quotes are pewds." "Ok here we are farty pants is joining the party"

  • "no-ho."

  • "oh, I wonder who."

  • *BEEP BEEP BOOP BZZZZ*

  • "Ha ha ha ha, hehh."

  • ""Oh man okay cool if we're gonna go with Professor Chaos- Hey, hey is that a brofist?"

  • "yeah, that's a brofist ah"

  • "That's a put a pewdiepie reference that has to be a pewdiepie. Yes top bad guys"

  • "Heh haha ha heehh."

  • "I've been away for a few days. I haven't been able to play I was celebrating birthdays and stuff"

  • "But I'm really happy to be back and playing cuz this game is so fun"

  • "There was no break for you guys, so don't worry. Actually probably was"

  • "well anyway"

  • "We got to meet up with Professor chaos"

  • "Well isn't this great we get to spend some time talking to you there we go"

  • "Fine!"

  • "Excuse me, I am NOT a boy, okay."

  • "I'm a Scandinavian."

  • "Swede a Mian."

  • "Oh no."

  • "Yeah, how do we reply?"

  • "Nooooooo!"

  • "Wait you can't gr-"

  • "oh"

  • "Sure buddy "borrowing""

  • "Gather the flying minion ingredients get the superhero figurine cape get the rock, okay, okay?"

  • "Well that was easy..."

  • "OOOOOOOOOOHHHoh ho ho oh my god."

  • "Guess we can't do that, Jebus"

  • "Sure buddy."

  • "What is this then?"

  • "My god be quiet, please."

  • "There we go, now I can grab it. "

  • "What else we need, the hamster, that shouldn't be hard, right?"

  • "All right now we got to craft the flying min- What in the world...

  • "Oh its so cute, oh my god!"

  • "Okay, we have the flying minion what can he do though?"

  • "'Escape butters house'"

  • "I'm a little worried about this"

  • "How do we escape?"

  • "Hold L2 - okay, okay, so we can do something now."

  • "We get a lot of these"

  • "So he will fly up and bite the wires."

  • "No no oh no no"

  • "No no I say no, I said no no"

  • "Why..."

  • "Just why?"

  • "Couldn't you just have thrown him up?"

  • "Whoopee indeed."

  • "My butt can do all kinds of cool"

  • "Stuff finally my butt is getting recognized for its true talent and potential. Thank you. Oh"

  • "There's a safe. oh."

  • "We can use"

  • "Hay wire here yeah alright okay okay"

  • "Just gotta text our hamster."

  • This is so weird

  • "Did i not do it right? I guess I gotta stick in another one, hold down. I was doing it!"

  • "There you go"

  • "Does that mean ha ha ha all right now bye"

  • "OH OH ho ho."

  • "A wrestling photo"

  • "That's what that was yes, of course"

  • "Can't seem to walk here for some reason there we go"

  • "What we got something else didn't we? A new artifact perhaps"

  • "Think it's time, some of these are outdated aren't they"

  • "Whoa look at that. We're really strong now"

  • "Ok alright, okay okay okay."

  • "Butters Dad are we gonna fight him? nice."

  • "Defeat butters dad all right we get the whole team here cool."

  • "Wow your buddies can't join the fight until you unground them. The ability to unground has replaced your ultimate power in this fight"

  • "Oh"

  • "What?"

  • "Okay, well let's start off. Oh no I don't oh. I see I can use it whenever I want."

  • "There you go, you're ungrounded I used my dark black magic"

  • "Oh no not double grounded please."

  • Shoot. He has a lot of health.

  • "How many times do I got to tell you"

  • "My gah... Okay, I can't walk there"

  • "Let's just unground these guys. Alright lets unground the coon"

  • "Don't know if we can actually get out of here. Oh, we can we can switch places Coon has that ability"

  • "This might sting"

  • "Damn, good damage, too."

  • "Ah so dumb."

  • "I need to use my ult."

  • "Was that a PewDiePie reference?"

  • "Oh my god."

  • "Wow I"

  • "Don't believe it"

  • "Okay alright okay okay, we're gonna keep using this one."

  • "Coon's gonna get grind-eh, ground, grinded, grounded damn it."

  • "How is he not dead yet, okay, he's dead now there you go, thank God we got him grounded"

  • "For life!"

  • "Nooooooooo!"

  • "That was fun. Fun fight"

  • "We really messed up this place didn't we?"

  • "We gotta go to tokens house, I don't know if we should go back there"

  • "Okay, he's supposed to be x-men. Okay. Let's go to his- okay okay okay"

  • "Okay, okay lets go. dark meadow. Here we go. I did. What's up?"

  • "This is just tokens house. What do you mean?"

  • "Aw yeah, we can use..."

  • "Well no we we hack it, but okay, whatever you say. I have to stand over here for some reason."

  • "Well that's messed up"

  • "I feel bad."

  • "Hey, that's kinda cool."

  • "Wonder Tweek!"

  • "Oh my god!"

  • "How does he understand?"

  • "What is he working on?"

  • "Alright so we joined the freedom pals now."

  • "That's right Freedom Pal does do they have a shop? here's one? Mac five nice.

  • "Training room, what goes on in the training room? It's just a room glad. We glad we did that

  • "We can buy outfits. Viper suit."

  • "The Viper one is cool, then you know what? lets go Viper."

  • "Aw these are all cool. Damn it"

  • "Look at that. is that not dope huh?"

  • "No stupid, how dope is that huh?"

  • "All stupid makeup."

  • " He looks like Kenny a little bit."

  • "I have this weird urge to protect you..."

  • "That's the social justice warrior in ya buddy, real proud of you. Meet the freedom palace at the South Park Senior Center"

  • "Okay, okay, all right. Let's check it out"

  • "We're probably gonna have to beat up some old people, but you know what I say old people might as well be..."

  • "Not."

  • "Living."

  • "That came out a little weird okay. There we are, Member?!

  • "I catch up on South Park yesterday that it's still so good man."

  • "Yes."

  • "Thank you..."

  • "Oh my god..."

  • "Bling!"

  • "Dude I'm killing it at the triangle."

  • "Oh my god..."

  • "Oh, oh, I should have seen that coming."

  • "Why am I enjoying this?"

  • "Yeah, what'd I tell you? We gotta, gotta kill some old people."

  • "This is a- okay, it's a special objective. It should be fine. What are they gonna do knock us back?"

  • "Oh no!"

  • "Ugh he's so annoying."

  • "A Jewish scroll?

  • "Oh great, let's try this..."

  • "Pretty powerful"

  • "We have this"

  • "That's right old people"

  • "That's a strong one"

  • "No, EW EW EW EW."

  • "They're all making me grossed out, I don't like this."

  • "Thank you."

  • "Oh, that was easy..."

  • "Well I might just- I might just tell some people."

  • "I don't know why I'm loyal to the Coon friends."

  • "But I guess- I guess this is the way the cookie crumbles"

  • "Is this on? Okay dear ButtLord stop recent triangle playing of- what?"

  • "What in the world..."

  • "Okay, we got to go back to coon lair"

  • "You know when someone says they're gonna do something and you think you can trust him"

  • "But then they don't and they're super lame instead?' 'Don't sub Grab me dick.'."

  • "Thank you."

  • "We gotta help, PAY the minions..."

  • "Should we do that? Let's do that."

  • "Can we fast travel?"

  • "Yes, we can... Gotta go fast!"

  • These loading screens are intense, man. I've wished more and more. I played on PC man but goddamn..."

  • Is that our tail it looks like a poop whatever alright here, we are at the bank. Oh, yeah, we gotta use our butt-lord."

  • "Okay"

  • "Real superpowers look at that no fake-ass superpowers. Sorry one second. My dogs just escaped."

  • "Let's check out the bank."

  • "What?!"

  • "Come on, come on, come on."

  • "Skills in i- skills stop the wheel"

  • "What in the world?"

  • "Is happening?"

  • "I guess we keep spinning..."

  • "Just don't get bankrupt, don't get bank- ooh close."

  • "Skill stop the wheels, press to stop no whammies. Insider trading."

  • "Whoa!"

  • "We're in low class now!"

  • "Look at that we're rich, man."

  • "What in the world was that, can we play again, that was fun."

  • "That w-was a good- it was a- fuck."

  • "I saw the poster."

  • "That's right, they take ur jubs."

  • "We're mad for merry-v-very." (Idk wtf.)

  • "Okay, that make sense. All right. Let's just kick those guys asses."

  • "Whoa, what we can summon minions now. We can summon the Mexicans, that's awesome"

  • "Minions pretty good."

  • "That's a microaggression YEAH! How dare you say that."

  • "There's nothing wrong with being a minion, and they can still build stuff if they want to."

  • "Okay, all right you're a good tank you're a moi macho tank?"

  • "That hurt a little bit. Oh."

  • "A car and they're even in on it. I mean we did move, didn't we?"

  • "My god our minion's taking a lot of damage"

  • "Hey, we did it! Okay nice, we need to level up a little bit.""

  • "We're a bit under level, so it's good that we do these extra quests and stuff isn't that fun"

  • "This is what you want in life, okay?"

  • Good job reading between the lines that gentleman's clearly stereotypi- aw, what did it say? Damn it."

  • "Talk to the Coon in the Coon lair"

  • "Let's see if there's some more quests that we can do..."

  • "To level up a little bit, you know I'm saying?"

  • "You know I'm saying you know. I'm saying. Let's go to windy. She's close by anyway."

  • "My minions, and I will fight by your side any time, butthole hashtag chaos. Thank you for that hashtag."

  • "We haven't seen like anything too crazy yet, so I'm thinking maybe that's the stuff they save for the side quests. Oh god."

  • "I don't wanna..."

  • "Go to the appropriate bathroom. Oh, I see okay. All right. I think I know which one"

  • "Maybe?"

  • "No, but that's where I am! Oh no..."

  • "Wait this is a micro-aggression..."

  • "I know where that is."

  • "D Mobile."

  • "Because, they are, dicks."

  • "Here it is. Yeah, no, yes."

  • "No, that's my enemy!"

  • "Wow 5 gigabyte!"

  • "But crab people is my mortal enemy, this will be hard. No?"

  • "Man this is so brilliant, seriously any time you try and-"

  • "Just get a data plan. They always just put some weird stuff on you that you don't want."

  • "Well at least wendy's strong."

  • "Oh he has savings for us, how nice!"

  • "As long as the crab people don't touch us we might be okay."

  • "Ew, they're so disgusting I hate them."

  • "No no their manager. Oh!"

  • "Employee of the Month, manager king crab febuary."

  • " Oh damn dog, we got to defeat the king crap."

  • "But how he's too strong, it's impossible."

  • "Mobility is her strong- oh we can still attack it from here. We should probably finish him off first..."

  • "WE DOXXED!"

  • "Wow, oh wait he can summon. No, oh and he can heal as well."

  • "That's really bad for us!"

  • "Okay all right okay. They're really weak"

  • "Yeah, okay, I'm working on it. All right Wendy working on it there we go."

  • "Protect your managah, ah, crab people!"

  • "Damn."

  • "I'm working on it."

  • "Hopefully he can't heal himself."

  • "Just remember crab people is my mortal enemy."

  • "You will all die crab people."

  • "EW!"

  • "Yes! Screw those crab people. Screw them all teh hell..."

  • "That was fun, I'm glad."

  • "Will do wendy."

  • "And we can loot them. that doesn't happen. I love the side quests, this is so fun!"

  • "And there was lor- was that actually lord playing?"

  • *VERY HIGH PITCHED AND GAY*

  • All right, let's check out the coons lair. Enough, uh, fucking around.

  • "I mean enough chit chit chittling diddling around am I right?"

  • *WHISPERING* "Christian channel please heh