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The time has come!
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For me to lend my infinite, perfect wisdom
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on this planet.
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Either.io, the game of would you rather?
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That's right. We're doing another episode of this
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on my own free will
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not because I saw someo- some other youtuber
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recently make a video about it
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And I'm like
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"Yeah those used to get pretty good views.
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Maybe I'll make another one of those"
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But you should be thanking me
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Okay?
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My morals are absolutely perfect
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Okay, let's begin this stupid game. Okay
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Would you rather become a superhero or become a supervillain. To be fair,
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there's no cool supervillain. There's very few of them. They always make them so lame
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I think that's the problem with superhero movies these days. Is just the villains are so lackluster. Back in the day, you know Joker, Bane
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Badasses, you know, what are they now?
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Sergeant birdman
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sergeant
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squad Fam Bird
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Turtle man
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cat killer
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Nah, I'll become a superhero, easy. Moving on
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oh and please do
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Leave your comments and thoughts in the comments in the comment section.
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Would you rather be able to fly or be able to breathe underwater?
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What do you think I'm some sort of fucking fish? Do I look like a fish to you? If I can fly,
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then that means no effort, okay?
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At least that's how I look at flying. If i- flying means I have to do this all the fucking time, then nah, fam
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I don't want to fly. Okay, I'll take the breathing underwater
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I'll take the option where I don't have to put any effort, but if flying just means "Hey, I would like to go there" *Bzzz*
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I'll take it. Thank you. Easy!
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Can you get me some tiff- difficult questions please? This is too easy.
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Would you rather never be able to make a compliment?
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*thinks*
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This is the easiest one I ever heard
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Why would I want to make a compliment? I'm trying to wrap my head around- never be able to compliment
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*thinks again*
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That.. supposed to be a bad thing? I don't.. Or never be able to complain. Well I think the choice is pretty obvious
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*laugh*
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What?!
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*surprised*
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What?!
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What are you, pussy boys?! 77% don't want to complain?! What are you, fucking b-b-g
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Gay? You never want to complain? Okay well then you can't complain about this: you're a little bitch. How about that
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Are you going to complain about it? You can't
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Jesus Christ
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Would you rather never have sex again or never learn anything new?
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Well again, the choice is obvious. Masturbation
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Does that count as sex? I change my mind. I change my miiiiind!
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Fuck you. Would you rather be visited by Ancient Aliens or
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by mole p- what the fuck is mole people?
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Is that even a question? That's-
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*laughs*
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Great, great. That's like asking someone
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"Hey,
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would you rather meet the president or this homeless man?
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I will be visited by the mole people.
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The people living in our dirt and ground instead of the ancient aliens that can borrow u- that can borrow to us
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Ancient technology, which y- could save humanity. No, thank you. I would like the mole people. I'll pick the mole people."
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Would you rather be part of a real giraffe?
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Would you rather be part of a real Jurassic park scenario or be part of a real day-after-tomorrow scenario?
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Jurassic Park. It's like, "Would you like to be cold for a couple hours or would you like to be eaten by a badass dinosaur?"
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I'll- I'll take the dinosaur. Would you rather glue your eyes shut with Superglue or
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spill hot glue over your naked lap? Easy
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Spill a hot glue over my naked lap. I've done it a couple times. It's a very sexually pleasuring experience
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I did it once by accident, and then I'm like, "Huh, that was pretty good." Would you rather live in a homeless shelter
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with internet acces
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Okay. Or live an amazing house isolated from any outside contact? Well, you didn't say that I can't have internet
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Okay, you just said no outside contact. How amazing is this house?
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You know? Does it have a bowling alley? Does it have a private helicopter?
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I- I- It's too vague. I'm gonna have to go with a homeless shelter. Well
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I guess you're all a bunch of fucking idiots, huh? 2% of you are a bunch of idiots
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Congratulations. You want to live without Pewdiepie videos? Is that what you're trying to tell me? Moving on.. would you rather kill someone? Yes
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Oh wait, maybe I should read the full thing. And have nobody know? Yes
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or
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Not kill someone but have everyone think you did. I'll just fucking kill someone. What are you, stupid?
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I thought about this the other day, okay? People say, "I will never kill anyone" But I'm like
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"Mm-mm." No, I think everyone will kill someone. I think it's in our blood, okay? I think if
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If given the right circumstance, you would kill someone, okay? If there was a button in front of you, and it said, "Well,
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If you don't kill this guy, all the people in the world is going to die", okay?
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You would kill it. Anyone would kill with the right circumstance, okay?
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So don't fucking bullshit me with that shit. "I wouldn't kill anyone." Yeah you would
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Okay, you would. You would
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I'd kill you for having shitty opinions.
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Moving on,
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would you rather fight the entire Smurf Village
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Or fight the full collection of Care Bears?
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What's a care bear?
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Oh my God, yes
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I would- I would not just fight them
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I would beat the shit out of them, and then when they're laying on the ground
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I would take down my pants. I would unzip my huge-
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Would you rather win an Oscar or win the Nobel Prize?
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Here's what the question is actually saying: would you rather
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People look up to you and praise you and love you
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*burp*
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or
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Would you actually like to help s- help society? Would you actually like to do something good for humankind? But most people probably
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wouldn't give a shit. *laugh*
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Would you rather have to wear a full-body red leotard on your wedding day-
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but, that's what I was planning to wear
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Thank you very much.
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So what's a red leotard?
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Hell yeah. Can you imagine me in that? That looks sexy
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or have to have the person you are marrying
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that day wear the full body red leotard?
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So, Marzia in a sexy red leotard or me in a sexy red leotard?
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Uh, excuse me. Marzia, I will have the privilege of looking hot in our wedding day, okay?
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Would you rather be best friends with Harry Potter or be best friends with Katniss Everdeen?
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Who the fuck is Katniss Everdeen?
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Oh my God, I don't want to be friends with any one of these fa-
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I hated Jennifer Lawrence before it was cool
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Okay? Way before it was cool
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I saw through her obnoxiousness miles away. Her giant ego, her, (werid accent) "Oh look. I am le humble.
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I am a little drunk right now, guys. I might say something totally crazy!
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*laugh in a weird way*
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I am Jennifer Lawrence
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Please, everybody, love me. Look how bootiful I am. Look how humble I am."
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Would you rather take a sizzling hot shower or an ice cold freezing shower?
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Well, I don't want permanent
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bu- damage to my body
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So I'll take the ice cold one, because I'm a Swedish viking man and not a little pussy boy.
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"Ooh! It's a little cold"
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Ooh! My balls went inside my body."
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That's normal, okay?
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It's called masculinity.
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Gets 2% of fucking bitches.
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How about that?
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Congratulations.
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Would you rather slam your hand in every door or
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fall down every flight of stairs?
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I would rather die. How about that? Which one will most likely kill me? The stairs
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I'll pick that one. Thank you.
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Well I guess- I guess
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515,000 people are fucking idiots
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Goddamn it pisses me off. So you're not paying attention to my morals? You're picking the wrong-
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You need help, you need guidance in your life
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Stop making bad choices. Bad choices kill people.
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Would you rather have a stylist do your hair and makeup every day or
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Have a fashionista pick a new outfit every day.
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I don't like when people dress me
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It was really fucking weird doing Scare Pewdiepie. We had a- she was very nice
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But her job was to dress me, and I wasn't allowed to wear my own clothes
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And it just really pissed me off because I'm like, "Oh, you don't want any form of authenticity
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in this show? You just want me to look like a goddamn product that you guys built?"
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I don't know why it bothers me so much, but
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Hair- hair and makeup. Do my hair and makeup. I don't give a shit. Okay, well I guess
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60% people are fucking wrong, okay?
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Would you rather always wear Crocs or always wear socks with sandals?
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Can I pick both? I love Crocs, okay?
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Have you worn Crocs? Everyone hating on Crocs like it's a meme, like you can't think for yourself. "Oh Crocs are so ugly
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because that one meme
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I saw online said it."
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They're fucking comfortable as shit, and they say the exact same thing with sandals and socks, okay?
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"Oh, I know about them. You can't wear sandals and socks. (weird noises)"
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I wear sandals and socks. It's comfortable as fuck. You can't stop me, okay?
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"Oh, you can't do it because someone else said that you can't do it (whiny noise)"
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God damn, it pissed me off
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Fuck you. You can't think for that shit
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You're not worthy of my fashion. You're not worthy of my morals. Fuck you. Leave a like on this video by the way. Appreciate it.
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Thank you so much. Leave a like if you like Crocs and leave a like if you like sandals. This has been, your boy, PewDiePie