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  • The time has come!

  • For me to lend my infinite, perfect wisdom

  • on this planet.

  • Either.io, the game of would you rather?

  • That's right. We're doing another episode of this

  • on my own free will

  • not because I saw someo- some other youtuber

  • recently make a video about it

  • And I'm like

  • "Yeah those used to get pretty good views.

  • Maybe I'll make another one of those"

  • But you should be thanking me

  • Okay?

  • My morals are absolutely perfect

  • Okay, let's begin this stupid game. Okay

  • Would you rather become a superhero or become a supervillain. To be fair,

  • there's no cool supervillain. There's very few of them. They always make them so lame

  • I think that's the problem with superhero movies these days. Is just the villains are so lackluster. Back in the day, you know Joker, Bane

  • Badasses, you know, what are they now?

  • Sergeant birdman

  • sergeant

  • squad Fam Bird

  • Turtle man

  • cat killer

  • Nah, I'll become a superhero, easy. Moving on

  • oh and please do

  • Leave your comments and thoughts in the comments in the comment section.

  • Would you rather be able to fly or be able to breathe underwater?

  • What do you think I'm some sort of fucking fish? Do I look like a fish to you? If I can fly,

  • then that means no effort, okay?

  • At least that's how I look at flying. If i- flying means I have to do this all the fucking time, then nah, fam

  • I don't want to fly. Okay, I'll take the breathing underwater

  • I'll take the option where I don't have to put any effort, but if flying just means "Hey, I would like to go there" *Bzzz*

  • I'll take it. Thank you. Easy!

  • Can you get me some tiff- difficult questions please? This is too easy.

  • Would you rather never be able to make a compliment?

  • *thinks*

  • This is the easiest one I ever heard

  • Why would I want to make a compliment? I'm trying to wrap my head around- never be able to compliment

  • *thinks again*

  • That.. supposed to be a bad thing? I don't.. Or never be able to complain. Well I think the choice is pretty obvious

  • *laugh*

  • What?!

  • *surprised*

  • What?!

  • What are you, pussy boys?! 77% don't want to complain?! What are you, fucking b-b-g

  • Gay? You never want to complain? Okay well then you can't complain about this: you're a little bitch. How about that

  • Are you going to complain about it? You can't

  • Jesus Christ

  • Would you rather never have sex again or never learn anything new?

  • Well again, the choice is obvious. Masturbation

  • Does that count as sex? I change my mind. I change my miiiiind!

  • Fuck you. Would you rather be visited by Ancient Aliens or

  • by mole p- what the fuck is mole people?

  • Is that even a question? That's-

  • *laughs*

  • Great, great. That's like asking someone

  • "Hey,

  • would you rather meet the president or this homeless man?

  • I will be visited by the mole people.

  • The people living in our dirt and ground instead of the ancient aliens that can borrow u- that can borrow to us

  • Ancient technology, which y- could save humanity. No, thank you. I would like the mole people. I'll pick the mole people."

  • Would you rather be part of a real giraffe?

  • Would you rather be part of a real Jurassic park scenario or be part of a real day-after-tomorrow scenario?

  • Jurassic Park. It's like, "Would you like to be cold for a couple hours or would you like to be eaten by a badass dinosaur?"

  • I'll- I'll take the dinosaur. Would you rather glue your eyes shut with Superglue or

  • spill hot glue over your naked lap? Easy

  • Spill a hot glue over my naked lap. I've done it a couple times. It's a very sexually pleasuring experience

  • I did it once by accident, and then I'm like, "Huh, that was pretty good." Would you rather live in a homeless shelter

  • with internet acces

  • Okay. Or live an amazing house isolated from any outside contact? Well, you didn't say that I can't have internet

  • Okay, you just said no outside contact. How amazing is this house?

  • You know? Does it have a bowling alley? Does it have a private helicopter?

  • I- I- It's too vague. I'm gonna have to go with a homeless shelter. Well

  • I guess you're all a bunch of fucking idiots, huh? 2% of you are a bunch of idiots

  • Congratulations. You want to live without Pewdiepie videos? Is that what you're trying to tell me? Moving on.. would you rather kill someone? Yes

  • Oh wait, maybe I should read the full thing. And have nobody know? Yes

  • or

  • Not kill someone but have everyone think you did. I'll just fucking kill someone. What are you, stupid?

  • I thought about this the other day, okay? People say, "I will never kill anyone" But I'm like

  • "Mm-mm." No, I think everyone will kill someone. I think it's in our blood, okay? I think if

  • If given the right circumstance, you would kill someone, okay? If there was a button in front of you, and it said, "Well,

  • If you don't kill this guy, all the people in the world is going to die", okay?

  • You would kill it. Anyone would kill with the right circumstance, okay?

  • So don't fucking bullshit me with that shit. "I wouldn't kill anyone." Yeah you would

  • Okay, you would. You would

  • I'd kill you for having shitty opinions.

  • Moving on,

  • would you rather fight the entire Smurf Village

  • Or fight the full collection of Care Bears?

  • What's a care bear?

  • Oh my God, yes

  • I would- I would not just fight them

  • I would beat the shit out of them, and then when they're laying on the ground

  • I would take down my pants. I would unzip my huge-

  • Would you rather win an Oscar or win the Nobel Prize?

  • Here's what the question is actually saying: would you rather

  • People look up to you and praise you and love you

  • *burp*

  • or

  • Would you actually like to help s- help society? Would you actually like to do something good for humankind? But most people probably

  • wouldn't give a shit. *laugh*

  • Would you rather have to wear a full-body red leotard on your wedding day-

  • but, that's what I was planning to wear

  • Thank you very much.

  • So what's a red leotard?

  • Hell yeah. Can you imagine me in that? That looks sexy

  • or have to have the person you are marrying

  • that day wear the full body red leotard?

  • So, Marzia in a sexy red leotard or me in a sexy red leotard?

  • Uh, excuse me. Marzia, I will have the privilege of looking hot in our wedding day, okay?

  • Would you rather be best friends with Harry Potter or be best friends with Katniss Everdeen?

  • Who the fuck is Katniss Everdeen?

  • Oh my God, I don't want to be friends with any one of these fa-

  • I hated Jennifer Lawrence before it was cool

  • Okay? Way before it was cool

  • I saw through her obnoxiousness miles away. Her giant ego, her, (werid accent) "Oh look. I am le humble.

  • I am a little drunk right now, guys. I might say something totally crazy!

  • *laugh in a weird way*

  • I am Jennifer Lawrence

  • Please, everybody, love me. Look how bootiful I am. Look how humble I am."

  • Would you rather take a sizzling hot shower or an ice cold freezing shower?

  • Well, I don't want permanent

  • bu- damage to my body

  • So I'll take the ice cold one, because I'm a Swedish viking man and not a little pussy boy.

  • "Ooh! It's a little cold"

  • Ooh! My balls went inside my body."

  • That's normal, okay?

  • It's called masculinity.

  • Gets 2% of fucking bitches.

  • How about that?

  • Congratulations.

  • Would you rather slam your hand in every door or

  • fall down every flight of stairs?

  • I would rather die. How about that? Which one will most likely kill me? The stairs

  • I'll pick that one. Thank you.

  • Well I guess- I guess

  • 515,000 people are fucking idiots

  • Goddamn it pisses me off. So you're not paying attention to my morals? You're picking the wrong-

  • You need help, you need guidance in your life

  • Stop making bad choices. Bad choices kill people.

  • Would you rather have a stylist do your hair and makeup every day or

  • Have a fashionista pick a new outfit every day.

  • I don't like when people dress me

  • It was really fucking weird doing Scare Pewdiepie. We had a- she was very nice

  • But her job was to dress me, and I wasn't allowed to wear my own clothes

  • And it just really pissed me off because I'm like, "Oh, you don't want any form of authenticity

  • in this show? You just want me to look like a goddamn product that you guys built?"

  • I don't know why it bothers me so much, but

  • Hair- hair and makeup. Do my hair and makeup. I don't give a shit. Okay, well I guess

  • 60% people are fucking wrong, okay?

  • Would you rather always wear Crocs or always wear socks with sandals?

  • Can I pick both? I love Crocs, okay?

  • Have you worn Crocs? Everyone hating on Crocs like it's a meme, like you can't think for yourself. "Oh Crocs are so ugly

  • because that one meme

  • I saw online said it."

  • They're fucking comfortable as shit, and they say the exact same thing with sandals and socks, okay?

  • "Oh, I know about them. You can't wear sandals and socks. (weird noises)"

  • I wear sandals and socks. It's comfortable as fuck. You can't stop me, okay?

  • "Oh, you can't do it because someone else said that you can't do it (whiny noise)"

  • God damn, it pissed me off

  • Fuck you. You can't think for that shit

  • You're not worthy of my fashion. You're not worthy of my morals. Fuck you. Leave a like on this video by the way. Appreciate it.

  • Thank you so much. Leave a like if you like Crocs and leave a like if you like sandals. This has been, your boy, PewDiePie

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