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  • Yesterday I asked you

  • to roast my facial hair

  • Roast my facial hair

  • not for a video

  • I said. Well you've just been played! This is for a video! You've been tricked!

  • *LAUGHS* One of my great old epic trolls. You fell for it. You think I'm scared of your roasts?

  • You think I'm scared? This is the most pristine,

  • beautiful,

  • silky

  • ..th-thing ever.

  • and ain't nothing bad you can say about this.

  • Oh, let's see what you guys are going to say: 'Oh, it looks like pubic hair, ooooooh.'

  • You wish you could grow pubic hair like this!

  • "Oh, It looks like someone killed a cat."

  • Whatever. Fuck off. Okay here we go. Let's read what you said!

  • Let's read what you said! Oh, I'm so scared.

  • Number one: women respecter cam

  • Caveman.

  • Oh no, he called me a caveman. Oh, look at the tears. They're just go- they're just so ..Caveman

  • If it looks like I'm crying, it's because it's fake tears.

  • 'Did someone say Jesus?'

  • *laughs*

  • Well, that's good to know! My beard looks like Jesus Christ!

  • I thought this was a roast!

  • Jesus Christ the most attractive man in humankind? That's how my beard looks like? I'll take it.

  • Thank you. Oh look, we got Cr1TiKaL. It's actually him.

  • The real one. Except it's not verified so it's... dammit it's not him. Fuck.

  • *reads*

  • *silent* call me

  • *laugh* *reads*

  • *LAUGHS*

  • *reads*.

  • Oh look at that, the pubie jokes! Well done! Well Done! I say

  • *High Voice* "It looks like pubic hair!"

  • You couldn't grow pubic hair on your ass

  • Oh! here we go, Brad

  • ♪ I would have gve you all of my heart

  • But there's someone who's torn it apart

  • And he's taken just all that I have

  • If you wanna try to love again

  • *song cuts off*

  • That's just mean, man. Why would you? What are you implying here? These two gents have excellent facial hair!

  • Okay?

  • 'A quick roast you ask? A quick diss track you receive.'

  • Oh, hey look it's the cat comment! Sorry, limp biscuit! (Myth Crypt).

  • I'm sorry, I didn't know you were still alive,

  • limp dicknis bitch. Fuck you. Oh, okay

  • I see. All right, all right. You you're drawing the- the- the island. He's lost in an island comparison

  • Give Tom Hanks a nice outfit,

  • You know suit him up, do his hair. He'd look fucking poppin' and you know it.

  • 'Ouch.. don't roast facial hair man, use a razor'

  • Can I die now?

  • Oh here it is: 'u mean ur pubic hair on ur face?'

  • Hahahaha! I hear that!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Pubic hair on the fa- *hysterical laughter*

  • I can't roast what's already been burnt

  • *reads*

  • Listen here

  • Listen here you, waman?

  • Just because you're a whaman, I'm gonna go easy on you, but you

  • I Bet if you could grow a beard

  • *mutters* You would look like a little bitch

  • Is Keemstar trying to roast my beard? Keemstar, I thought you were better than this. 'I have a pretty bad one

  • I could say but I think it's best if I shave it'

  • Oh I get it

  • No, that was my genuine reaction there.

  • I get it.

  • 'It looked like something I'd used to scrub the shit of my toi...' uuuh i- that's mean

  • *reads in mocking voice*

  • *Turbo and wastegate noise* fuck up

  • 'Bro, it looks like it could be its own person'

  • It's actually kind of cute

  • You made... You make out with that fucking sexy ass son of a bitch

  • Let's get real here for a second. This is not a roast. This is a lift me up, baby, cuz you-- I'm so sexy

  • Oh my God, that's disgusting 'Grow it a bit more and try this' what the fuck?

  • Is he eating Ramen

  • noodles out of his

  • Okay, did you just swap?

  • *laughs*

  • What the fuck? It looks so weird

  • ha ha

  • Jesus Christ

  • Please don't ever do that again

  • *reads*

  • *weird merrr noise*

  • *reads*

  • buuh

  • Listen. I ain't balding. Do you see this hairline? Okay? Do you see this perfect fucking hairline? It's

  • Stronger than a strongest Swedish viking, okay?

  • Fuck you, man, okay? Ain't no insecurities here. Hah!

  • perfect hair perfect

  • facial hair perfect facial features a goddamn godlike

  • Complex, thank you. Thank you. What the fuck is this

  • Girlfriend Magazine 'Pewdiepie doesn't look like this anymore.'

  • Don't jump on the hate on the beard train not girlfriend magazine

  • Okay, so they they they picked some of the best roasts?

  • Cavemen

  • Wolverine and

  • Wolverine

  • Some fine journalism there

  • Oh, look, Brad your fee-- your feature on Girlfriend Magazine, Brad, congrats. A new high for you brad congrats

  • Well done, Brad. Well done.

  • Thank you

  • God damn it. God fucking dammit. I guess me and fucking Brad Pitt had the same God-awful

  • What the fuck? God daMN IT!

  • No, Felix, don't listen to them, your beard is beautiful.

  • That's better

  • Fuckin' hell. That's disgusting. Can someone photoshop away the eyebrows of that?

  • *reads*

  • Wow, what a well-constructed roast. Really-- really hit the nail on that one

  • *reads*

  • liked by Ecosia. 'the search engine that plants trees'

  • Is this all you got? I literally scroll to the bottom, ok, yeah?

  • Wow, incredible

  • That's all you had?

  • Nothing about how it can't connect?

  • Nothing about how there's no growth here whatsoever?

  • Nothing about how there's ginger bits in there?

  • I have ginger in my DNA

  • I discovered it now!

  • But the beard is staying. That's right. I don't care what your little teenage sons of bitches think

  • It's beautiful.

  • And the more y'all hate on it the more it grows

  • for every shit-post saying

  • 'Pewds, please shave'

  • it grows another centimeter

  • So keep them coming kids cuz I ain't afraid I'm not insecure about your bullshit

  • May have failed last time

  • I may have given in to the pressure of shaving and that was only because I was literally fucking kidnapped

  • It was against my free will

  • [video]For four months.

  • Oh my God, that beard did not look good. Is it longer now?

  • Must have more testosterone this time around

  • He just added this video just to hit 10 minutes

  • What a pathetic person

  • (video) It is me

  • Odin,

  • I cannot let you do this Felix

  • I have watched you look like a little bitch for 26 long years

  • Look at this face

  • It's pathetic

  • Do not listen to your fans PewDiePie, half of them are clearly retarded [Felix]*repeats*

  • I'm fuckin' PewDiePie

  • I do what I want. I got the most subscribers

  • I'm gonna shave.

  • Fine

  • If you shave, I'll make it so that Marzia

  • won't

  • Felix Pewds: I'm surprised Wall Street didn't pick up on this, to be honest

  • No one noticed this one?

  • Nein!!

  • Jesus Christ

  • When was this?

  • June 2016

  • Okay, let's end the video here. Thank you SisterFisters. You can keep them coming

  • Shave supporters, Non-shave supporters, let me know what in the comments down below.

  • What do you think? What are your thoughts and comments?

  • They will have no impact on my life and this choice- the decisions whatsoever.

  • Leave a like if you want me to shave and leave a like if you want me to not shave.

  • Thank you guys so much

  • And I'll see your sisters *smooch* in another fister.

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SHOULD I SHAVE?

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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