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  • Felix: Hey, Marzia! I have a surprise for you.

  • Automated Voice: What the fuck is this, Felix?

  • Felix: It's your favorite game!

  • *clap*

  • Automated Voice: Is it Happy Wheels again?

  • Felix: No.

  • Automated Voice: It better not be, Felix, else I am

  • breaking up with you for Jack Spedicy

  • John Cena: Are you sure about that?

  • Felix: This game...is so much more than

  • just hot "babes". Okay?

  • Felix: This game is about: friendship, volleyball

  • and having a great time.

  • Marzia: M'kay. "Press any button".

  • *presses button*

  • *Felix laughing*

  • Marzia: It didn't work.

  • Felix: No, it's a *presses controller button*

  • Marzia: Oh.

  • Marzia: Where's mine?

  • Felix: No, you don't get to play.

  • Marzia: What?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Felix: No. You *get* to play.

  • Felix: Okay, you're gonna have to pick my girlfriend

  • --Uh, I mean, my, uh...

  • Marzia: Excuse me?

  • Felix: *laughing nervously*

  • Marzia: Ooh, can I pick?

  • Felix: Yeah, so, you pick--you pick

  • where you wanna go.

  • Press, uh, press circle to go somewhere.

  • Felix: You want to go to the 'Jack of Trades'

  • Good choice. Uh, perhaps, buy some fabric.

  • A cheesecake.

  • A crab, perhaps.

  • Felix: Buy the crab, Marzia.

  • (insert savage teXt)

  • Felix: You're really good at this game.

  • Buy the crab, c'mon, buy the crab

  • Felix: If I was an anime babe, I would love a crab.

  • Felix: Thank you.

  • Automated Voice: Okay, could you now shut the fuck up

  • about buying crabs, now?

  • (windows startup sound)

  • *Windows XP startup sound bass boosted*

  • Marzia: Okay, what else do I do now?

  • Felix: Uh, well, go back with 'x'.

  • You can't really do anything--you just buy stuff there.

  • So, if you wanna go--

  • "Marzia: Tenerife? (island in Canary islands)"

  • Felix *sarcastically*: "Tenerife", that's right, it's "Tenerife"

  • Felix: So, go down, okay, you--you...

  • Okay.

  • Now, we just get to see her for no reason, so.

  • Felix: I don't--I don't know what's happening.

  • Marzia: Well, I know what's happening.

  • *laughter*

  • Felix: Why are you--what did you select, Marzia?

  • Felix: Okay, wait--what?

  • Oh! Okay. I never done this.

  • But, I've heard about this.

  • ...

  • You have to take pictures.

  • Felix: Wait, no-no-no. Careful, you don't want

  • to skip anything.

  • Felix: You skipped it!

  • What the hell?

  • Felix: Alright, so this game you are

  • running against each other. Okay?

  • You start pressing 'x' as fast as you can.

  • Marzia: Wait, how are they running like that?

  • *laughter*

  • Felix: GO

  • Not too fast, though. Not too fast.(heheheh)

  • Marzia: Why?

  • Felix: You fall. You'll fall.

  • Too fast--too slow.

  • Go faster.

  • Marzia! What are you doing?

  • Marzia: Who am I?

  • Felix: I built a reputa--you don't even know

  • who you are?!

  • No, you're not! You're the girl!

  • You're ruining my highscore.

  • Marzia: We have some--

  • Felix: I built hours of relationships in this game.

  • Marzia: 'Mission failed'?!(we'll get em next time)

  • Felix: You failed a mission?

  • Marzia: /You/ failed.

  • Felix: How did I--I didn't even play!

  • Marzia: She failed.

  • Felix: That's right.

  • ...

  • Marzia: Who is it? What is this?

  • Felix: I don't--I don't know.

  • I'm tryna figure it out

  • Hey! It's the twelve year old in the game.

  • boobs

  • Felix: Good job, Japan.

  • Tranquil Beach sounds good, doesn't it?

  • Marzia: Sure.

  • Felix: Okay. And then pick--pick one of the red ones.

  • Marzia: Okay, this is 'quit'. Okay?

  • Felix: What?

  • Marzia: That is quit.

  • Felix: What does that mean?

  • Marzia: Like, not this. 'Cause, she talked to--

  • Felix: What are you saying?

  • Felix: Mountain climbing!

  • I never done this. I-I've been trying to find this.

  • How did you find this?

  • Which one was it?

  • We're gonna mountain climb, Marzia.

  • Gonna climb. We gonna go high up.

  • Then, as you do on a holiday.

  • Marzia: This seems like a bad idea.

  • Felix: No, it's a good idea. She's fine. OMG

  • *laughing*

  • She's ready.

  • Go!

  • No, you gotta hit the-you gotta hit the *pointing*

  • Marzia: Okay, okay.

  • Felix: C'mon. Don't DIE.

  • Marzia: This is--

  • Felix: What happens if you fall?

  • Why are you doing this?

  • Marzia: This seems so dangerous.

  • Felix: I kinda want her to fall. And die.

  • And break her neck.

  • The voice acting is...amazing.

  • Marzia: Oh, look! She's sweaty.

  • You see her?

  • But her hair is perfect.

  • What are we doing now?

  • Felix: I don't know.

  • ♪ I just wanna tell you: you're all I love, yeah

  • Marzia: I can dance, you have to change me.

  • Felix: Okay. I don't know how you

  • change character--how would I know these things?

  • Let me show you how it's--how it's done.

  • Marzia: I mean, I mean look at her. She's like, so tall.

  • Felix: Woah, what does this--

  • Oh, I can take pictures!

  • W O A H!

  • How'd I do this? Oh!

  • Marzia: Go!

  • Felix: No, you're playing the game!

  • dad ITS NOT WHAT YOU NOOOOO

  • Go faster!

  • You're winning, Marzia!

  • Amazing!

  • *laughing*

  • *strained* Yes!

  • Felix: Now you can pick--now you can pick.

  • Marzia: Okay!

  • Felix: Ooh.

  • Marzia: So, that's the girl we had before.

  • Don't like her.

  • Don't like that.

  • That one? Or, that one?

  • Felix: I think I prefer that one.

  • Marzia: Really?

  • Felix: The other one looks a bit strange.

  • Ok. Now you must play.

  • You picked this.

  • WHAT?

  • Why?! WHY?!

  • Okay, alright.

  • Marzia: We're here against my babe.

  • Felix: Oh! Oh! C'mon!

  • Marzia: Look at my bad boings.

  • Oh, you're good!

  • Felix: What is happening?

  • If we fall in, you're dead.

  • Stop!

  • S T O P !

  • For fuck! Stop it!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Stop!!

  • C'mon!

  • C'mon!

  • Yay!

  • *the text on screen is not being said at all*

  • *Ainsley* "Ye-eah Boyah

  • *Windows 'shut down' sound*

Felix: Hey, Marzia! I have a surprise for you.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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