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  • Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh

  • I haven't played a game since I was born.

  • You haven't played a game until you've played, Dead or Alive 3 Extreme Fortune

  • AINSLEY

  • What is your favorite game?

  • Deadu araibu ekusuturimu de forutune

  • You're god damn right....

  • *coughs*

  • Deado o araibu ekusutorimu suri~!!

  • *laughs*

  • Dead or ali~!!

  • exue~!

  • Yes I know what you're thinking

  • Yes, they did ask me to be a voice actor in this game

  • Now I have the Japanese verison for some god damn reason (the second option says Owners Paradise pewds!)

  • I paid way too much-don't ask how much I paid for this...

  • It doesn't have English subtitiles, we're gonna have to play this...

  • in Japanese! {we gonna try to translate what's being said fam}

  • It's confusing as fucking hell, but like it's such a bizzare game to play

  • "Do you happen to know..." that it just makes it even better.

  • "About those glorious days?" Now I'm sure there is some sort of story to this game-

  • HO! {Pewds skipped the rest of the story, u might look up a playthrough if you want to know it}

  • Wait, she's 147 centimeters. She's a goddamn midget or a 12 year old.

  • What the fuck? {she's Swedish and watches horror movies for a hobby lol}

  • She fingering? She's fingering, what the-

  • WHAT IS THIS GAME? I haven't even started yet

  • HO!

  • Oh my god!

  • {our homegirl here likes to watch pro-wrestling and martial arts movies and is Japanese}

  • 150 with those...She weighs 45 kilos, I think we know where most of the weight is, oh my god

  • I can't! This is too muc-is too much man!

  • Oh my god

  • How do I pick? there's so many good options*laughs*

  • If you ever feel like you wanna not live anymore, I really recommend just firing up this game and

  • See-see if it chang- you've change your mind afterwards

  • Here we go!

  • "It's the ocean! I'm really here!"

  • "I never-" BAHH "-thought I'd win a free trip from that raffle."

  • BLAHHH!

  • I have no idea what's happening but I love it!

  • I thought this was a volleyball game...I see two volleyballs but I don't see a court-

  • Oh my god.

  • "Um, if you'd like, why don't we play together?"

  • Am I supposed to answer that? *laughs*

  • WELL, I hope I don't offend her, uhhh

  • Let's go with this one (no)

  • "Maybe, next time...please"

  • I think I heard condom

  • I think we're about to p..play the game?

  • Let's play the pool!

  • How am I supposed to...

  • Can someone translate this? (laughing) What the...

  • Oh!

  • "I wonder if I can do ths...?

  • WHAT??

  • Is happening???

  • Was that a loading screen or was that the...

  • {that was an activity for daytime fam}

  • Day 1. Day 1 evening. Okay, so now we can...

  • So we can go to do different things, so we're on...

  • Okay, I get it! We're on holiday!

  • {Actually you're basically babysitting this guy's love paradise}

  • Let's go to Niki Beach.

  • "I wonder if I can do this..."

  • What is she... WHAT IS SHE DOING?!

  • I mean... KAWAII NE~!

  • Ooohhh.... Ho!

  • This is ridiculous.

  • Ainsley, this is ridiculous.

  • Stop, just... please.

  • Please? PLEASE?

  • "One day has already passed."

  • I'm gonna, I'm gonna... I'm gonna die.

  • I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna live anymore.

  • I don't understand. I don't understand how this is a game.

  • I am just looking at anime babes!

  • YOU LIKIN' THIS, YEAH?

  • Leave a like for anime!

  • Hey, uh... it's a pres- it's a present, everyone!

  • And now I will choose to decapitate her.

  • {she yawns and says she's going to sleep for the today}

  • "I had a good dream last night! Good morning "

  • OHAYOU GOZIMAS!!!

  • Day 2, everybody! Clap it up! Day 2!

  • Day 2, everybod- wait, how do you play voleyball?! I swear to God...

  • That's a Volleyball!

  • Okay, let's do it.

  • Let's do it, let's just do it.

  • "Ahh... This feels absolutely wonderful."

  • She's not even lip-talking... whatever.

  • What is happening?

  • What is happening...

  • What IS this?

  • {photo ops fam, that's what that was, it's a mechanic of the game}

  • What was that?!

  • What was tha... it's a game!

  • With no gameplay!

  • {pretty much. why do you think there are so many boobs and everyone wears bikinis to sleep}

  • But it's still the greatest goddamn game!

  • How about we try one of these options? Okay...

  • She kinda lits up a little bit, doesn't she?

  • So you can play 2 players, I think.

  • Okay, so let's try...

  • Maybe now, ok...

  • X and Circle... ok.

  • Fruity? It says fruity.

  • I approve of the fruit!

  • This has been PewDiePie, everyone.

  • And I give my seal of approval!

  • Of the fru... fruity.

  • OH! MY! GOD!

  • What are they doing? Why they gotta... are they gonna... are they gonna...

  • (laughs)

  • "Ye~p, This seems to be difficult..."

  • I started too early! Where was she goin'?!

  • Oh my God.

  • This is... this is a game.

  • Okay, it IS a game, afterall.

  • Okay, so... let's try that again, then.

  • I love the atmosphere of the game.

  • Like it, it's got a good vibe.

  • It makes you feel good, it makes you feel warm.

  • Just like the sweet release of death.

  • (crying)

  • Help me.

  • Help me...

  • Help.

  • EEUUURGH!

  • Okay, here we go!

  • Go! Go! Run! Run! RUUUUN! COME ON! NO! GET IT!

  • FUCK YEAH!

  • "Don't mind if I do!"

  • Fuck... *failed weaboo language*

  • "I'm doing fine~!"

  • *more failed weaboo*

  • *rapping* "Can you hear me?"

  • Yes, I can hear you! (in response to song)

  • "One day has already passed."

  • WOOOW! What a rush!

  • WHAT A RUSH!!!

  • "Pardon my disturbing..."

  • *engrish imitation*

  • It's all about the love!

  • Friendship........... and anime titty!

  • (singing to the music)

  • Those bananas look delicious, amirite?

  • Wow, those...

  • "What a wonderful holiday, I had fun!"

  • Palm trees are so cool.

  • I'm not looking at anything, Marzia...

  • Well everyone, that has been... DEAD OR ALIVU!

  • I think we should play more, uh... I think we should play more.

  • I want to play more. I want this game injected in my blood stream.

  • If I ever... this is a public, legally binding statement.

  • If I ever get in a coma, I want this game to be playing 24/7.

  • And then I wanna stay on life support, and I never want you to wake me up.

  • Put this game in VR-

  • Is this game out on VR?

  • I think this game is out on VR! Oh my fucking God.

  • The game is out in VR.

  • It's been great, I'm just gonna fuck off for a...

  • This is all I've been doing as PewDiePie.

  • I'm officially quitting.

  • Uh, it's been..

  • It's been quite a journey with... we've been through quite a lot of things together.

  • And a lot of things just happen...

  • I just realized that all I really care about from now on...

  • Is to play...

  • Oooh! WHOAHO!

  • *otaku orgasm*

  • AH IT'S TOO MUCH!

  • TURN IT OFF!

  • I almost died.

  • I'm happy to be alive, everyone. I'm happy to be alive.

  • Alright, let's do one more vacation 'cause I...

  • Oh my God!

  • How old is she?

  • Like I... It feels... Ok, nevermind. {They're both 18}

  • Come on, we got to win this.

  • Come on girl, faster!

  • What are you doing?

  • Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!

  • God Damnit! BAKA NE!!

  • "Did you see that?"

  • Fuck you, fuck you, bitch.

  • You-dead-to-me. Dead. *spits*

  • You disgust me.

  • Alright, What else can we do?

  • I fucking love the music.

  • Let's go and have-

  • Let's go to the sports center.

  • Oh my god

  • We can buy a new- Hello.

  • Hello!

  • -Hello!

  • The customizations!

  • Aww, I don't have enough!

  • *suddenly british* For fuck's sake, man!

  • Alright, well I'm gonna play the game until we have it- no...

  • No! No! No!

  • You can buy...

  • A watermelone!

  • I just brought a watermelo~ne!

  • AND a PIZZA!

  • Yes, I wrapped the pizza! (laughs)

  • Did I just fu...

  • Did I just make a pizza into a wrapping gift?

  • That's amazing! Let's try... The Pool.

  • WHAAAAT?!

  • Okay, so we gotta hit the commands.

  • *lazily singing to the music*

  • Oh shit, this looks tricky...

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Oh my God this- NO! GET UP!

  • Oh, she's wet now! Oh no!

  • What? I only get one chance?! {do not miss your chance to blow}

  • "Heheh, I am the best!"

  • Shut the fook up...

  • This game just makes me happy.

  • I dunno what to s...

  • Shut the fuck up, alright?

  • You're spoken when spoke- you speak when spoken to.

  • "I'm back!"

  • Hey, by the way I have a gift for you.

  • It's a... it's a pizza! (no pewds, she likes cream puffs)

  • It's a- *giggles*

  • I got you a-- WOULD YOU LIKE A PIZZA?!

  • I brought you a gift!

  • Oh, it's... what the fuck?

  • What the fuck is THIS?

  • I can play Blackj... oh, this game just gets better and better!

  • Are we in bikinis?

  • {probably}

  • Okay, my bet.

  • Oh, nice. Classy.

  • Alright, we got 15.

  • Uh... I'll stay.

  • Uh-oh.

  • Heeey! We won!

  • It's kinda hard to play this game when you don't fucking know what the fuck you're doing.

  • Let's just go all in.

  • Alright, we're 5...

  • Uh, we're 5... uh, hit me.

  • 12, hit me.

  • 17, stay.

  • Come on.

  • "Oh, thank goodness!"

  • YUUGATA~!

  • Alright, I'm on a roll. I'm gonna fucking keep going!

  • OOOOHHH! OOOH I'M GONNA BUY A BIKINI!!!

  • Come on, come on.

  • Uh, Blackujacku.

  • Oh My God.

  • Oh my God! Alright, we stop.

  • Now we fuckin' stop.

  • No jokes.

  • Stop.