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  • Hi guys.

  • Welcome to another episode of TwoSet Violin.

  • And today we have a very um...

  • I don't know how to explain it.

  • A very interesting violin game that I stumbled across.

  • - Yeah. - The app is literally called "Violin".

  • Hey, what are you playing there?

  • Violin.

  • I haven't done much on it.

  • I think it'll be interesting to see

  • what this game is all about.

  • But before we keep going...

  • Accent the like button!

  • Pow!

  • Alright, here we go.

  • It's fancy!

  • That was "We Wish You a Merry Christmas".

  • It's not even Christmas.

  • It's not even Christmas, what month are we in now?

  • June.

  • Yeah, it's June now.

  • Who was here at the beginning of the year with us?

  • Please accent the like button if you are.

  • If you're not...

  • ...accent the like button.

  • So basically like, notes come down the string like that.

  • - Okay. - Like DDR...

  • ...those games, you know?

  • And then the bow, you can move...

  • ...back and forth.

  • I guess they're trying to like, mimic this motion.

  • Yeah.

  • - But it's so wrong. - This is horrendous.

  • - It's so wrong...yeah. - The angles are way off.

  • And the proportion of the bow is just so wrong as well.

  • - Yeah. - Like the bow looks...

  • ...smaller than the violin.

  • Before we even start playing this...

  • ..."violin',

  • E string should be this.

  • Look how low that is.

  • Their E string is...

  • Like how am I meant to bow, man?

  • Their G string is this angle.

  • - That's way too high. - Which is like...

  • Maybe if I want to bow the actual wood on my violin,

  • I would do that.

  • This...just a sense of proportion, alright?

  • The frog, and the bow.

  • - And their freakin' frog... - Look at their frog, it's like...

  • - It... - Versus the violin, it's like...

  • It's so small!

  • We're actually playing on a double bass with a...

  • ...quarter-size violin bow.

  • Oh you gotta pay for so

  • Oh my god.

  • *sigh*

  • How do I stop this thing?!

  • Favourite songs.

  • There's nothing more...

  • - Oh, bro! - Ohhhh...!!!

  • Dude, it just stopped!

  • Why would you stop?!

  • Music doesn't stop!

  • Bro it's glitching.

  • There's no left hand engagement.

  • I wish playing the violin was just the right hand.

  • Dude, and it's not even a fun game.

  • - It's so painful right now. - Yeah, it's so boring.

  • Oh, you can do tremolo!

  • Oh, Paganini bow

  • Oh but your points are getting lower man.

  • Really?

  • Oh, can you do this?

  • It's Paganini...!

  • I don't get the purpose of this game.

  • It's a...

  • It's a high school project.

  • Yeah...let's choose a...

  • F***.

  • - This Canon in D is free, except... - Oh, let's go!

  • It's the wrong key!

  • Oh, really?

  • It's in G major.

  • - Oh, you get more points if you sustain it! - Oh!

  • Wow, more points!

  • Ohhh!!!!

  • Why is there 2 notes?

  • I think my string crossing's not good or something,

  • I don't know.

  • Dude, when I cross the string, it like...

  • - Really? Let me try. - It just moves.

  • Dude, the notes are weird!

  • Dude, stop!

  • Did you hear that?

  • It's a viola.

  • - It went to a low E...! - It went too low...it did!

  • It makes perfect sense now.

  • It sounds very accurate, I'm sorry.

  • What's this one?

  • "Magic bow is turned on!"

  • Ohh!!!

  • - Ohh...!!!!! - Oh, that's how you play, it's a tutorial!

  • Dude!

  • Musicians!

  • We're gonna be jobless!

  • - It's... - I hate this game.

  • I'm so bored.

  • I've never been so bored in a game so fast.

  • Ode to Joy, let's go.

  • That's not f***ing Ode to Joy!

  • Hey guys, just playing it as Beethoven wrote it.

  • - I give up. - In case you don't know, Ode to Joy is...

  • But nevermind,

  • 'cause you don't need a left hand while playing, right?

  • Yeah, you just use...

  • You don't even need a...

  • Just...just touch the screen.

  • 'Cause at least Guitar Hero used a left hand element

  • - and a right hand element, and it's fun. - Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Or even Dance Dance Revolution,

  • - Yeah. - all those like, the drum games.

  • There's some element of...variety, not just...

  • How do you rate this app?

  • Probably not playable.

  • Rate it a...viola.

  • Out of violin.

  • Actual review, I think this app is not playable.

  • Yeah.

  • And I do not know how it got like...

  • ...high ratings in the App Store.

  • - And 4.5 million views. - Yeah.

  • I actually feel like...

  • Playing a violin is...

  • - ...so much funner than this. - It actually is.

  • Yeah, like you think a game would be funner, but...

  • Dude, playing violin would be so much funner.

  • There's also no satisfaction in this.

  • Just no.

  • 'Cause there's no like...

  • You literally just...dude, anyone can do this.

  • I cannot picture anyone...

  • ...like, seriously playing this.

  • Yeah, it's impossible.

  • Don't know why you guys watched this episode,

  • but please accent the like button,

  • and subscribe.

  • Don't play this game.

  • It's not good.

  • What you should play is actually playing your violin,

  • play your instrument.

  • See you guys.

Hi guys.

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