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Hi guys.
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Welcome to another episode of TwoSet Violin.
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And today we have a very um...
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I don't know how to explain it.
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A very interesting violin game that I stumbled across.
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- Yeah. - The app is literally called "Violin".
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Hey, what are you playing there?
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Violin.
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I haven't done much on it.
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I think it'll be interesting to see
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what this game is all about.
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But before we keep going...
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Accent the like button!
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Pow!
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Alright, here we go.
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It's fancy!
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That was "We Wish You a Merry Christmas".
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It's not even Christmas.
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It's not even Christmas, what month are we in now?
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June.
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Yeah, it's June now.
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Who was here at the beginning of the year with us?
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Please accent the like button if you are.
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If you're not...
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...accent the like button.
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So basically like, notes come down the string like that.
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- Okay. - Like DDR...
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...those games, you know?
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And then the bow, you can move...
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...back and forth.
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I guess they're trying to like, mimic this motion.
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Yeah.
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- But it's so wrong. - This is horrendous.
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- It's so wrong...yeah. - The angles are way off.
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And the proportion of the bow is just so wrong as well.
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- Yeah. - Like the bow looks...
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...smaller than the violin.
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Before we even start playing this...
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..."violin',
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E string should be this.
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Look how low that is.
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Their E string is...
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Like how am I meant to bow, man?
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Their G string is this angle.
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- That's way too high. - Which is like...
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Maybe if I want to bow the actual wood on my violin,
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I would do that.
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This...just a sense of proportion, alright?
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The frog, and the bow.
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- And their freakin' frog... - Look at their frog, it's like...
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- It... - Versus the violin, it's like...
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It's so small!
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We're actually playing on a double bass with a...
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...quarter-size violin bow.
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Oh you gotta pay for so—
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Oh my god.
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*sigh*
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How do I stop this thing?!
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Favourite songs.
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There's nothing more...
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- Oh, bro! - Ohhhh...!!!
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Dude, it just stopped!
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Why would you stop?!
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Music doesn't stop!
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Bro it's glitching.
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There's no left hand engagement.
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I wish playing the violin was just the right hand.
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Dude, and it's not even a fun game.
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- It's so painful right now. - Yeah, it's so boring.
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Oh, you can do tremolo!
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Oh, Paganini bow—
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Oh but your points are getting lower man.
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Really?
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Oh, can you do this?
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It's Paganini...!
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I don't get the purpose of this game.
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It's a...
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It's a high school project.
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Yeah...let's choose a...
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F***.
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- This Canon in D is free, except... - Oh, let's go!
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It's the wrong key!
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Oh, really?
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It's in G major.
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- Oh, you get more points if you sustain it! - Oh!
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Wow, more points!
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Ohhh!!!!
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Why is there 2 notes?
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I think my string crossing's not good or something,
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I don't know.
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Dude, when I cross the string, it like...
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- Really? Let me try. - It just moves.
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Dude, the notes are weird!
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Dude, stop!
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Did you hear that?
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It's a viola.
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- It went to a low E...! - It went too low...it did!
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It makes perfect sense now.
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It sounds very accurate, I'm sorry.
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What's this one?
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"Magic bow is turned on!"
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Ohh!!!
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- Ohh...!!!!! - Oh, that's how you play, it's a tutorial!
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Dude!
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Musicians!
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We're gonna be jobless!
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- It's... - I hate this game.
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I'm so bored.
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I've never been so bored in a game so fast.
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Ode to Joy, let's go.
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That's not f***ing Ode to Joy!
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Hey guys, just playing it as Beethoven wrote it.
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- I give up. - In case you don't know, Ode to Joy is...
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But nevermind,
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'cause you don't need a left hand while playing, right?
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Yeah, you just use...
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You don't even need a...
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Just...just touch the screen.
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'Cause at least Guitar Hero used a left hand element
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- and a right hand element, and it's fun. - Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Or even Dance Dance Revolution,
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- Yeah. - all those like, the drum games.
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There's some element of...variety, not just...
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How do you rate this app?
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Probably not playable.
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Rate it a...viola.
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Out of violin.
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Actual review, I think this app is not playable.
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Yeah.
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And I do not know how it got like...
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...high ratings in the App Store.
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- And 4.5 million views. - Yeah.
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I actually feel like...
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Playing a violin is...
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- ...so much funner than this. - It actually is.
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Yeah, like you think a game would be funner, but...
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Dude, playing violin would be so much funner.
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There's also no satisfaction in this.
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Just no.
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'Cause there's no like...
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You literally just...dude, anyone can do this.
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I cannot picture anyone...
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...like, seriously playing this.
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Yeah, it's impossible.
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Don't know why you guys watched this episode,
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but please accent the like button,
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and subscribe.
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Don't play this game.
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It's not good.
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What you should play is actually playing your violin,
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play your instrument.
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See you guys.