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Hey Guys! I'm Loretta and welcome to my channel, KemushiChan!
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How's everyone doing staying home?
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New hobbies, new chances
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(quotes "Doctor X" on Netflix) Change and Challenge!
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I'm trying to use this time to try new things
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as you guys know, I'm a language maniac
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so I've been testing a lot of books and apps...
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er...
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well...
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*wHisPerss* Tik Tok *WhIsPeRs*
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nani tf?
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*wHisPerss* Tik Tok *WhIsPeRs*
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sorryy--wha??
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My friends have been sending me tik toks!
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Some have even got me to join...a little bit!
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Seeing has I only have 4 friends and a dog now
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I'm still kind figuring it out BUT
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but thanks to my friends I realized that there are some REALLY funny creators
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and watching their TikToks
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has helped me learned more weird, fun Japanese
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so today in this video, we are going to meet my friend
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who is making TikTok seem like the newest best idea
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on how to immerse yourself in a new language.
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Sam: It's been a while!
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You know Sam.... I was thinking... let's do this video in Japanese!
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OH MY GOD.
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Just kidding! Hehe. That was a joke!
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Well guys, this is Sam!
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One of my bestest buddies here in Japan.
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She speaks Japanese.
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Basically, I live alone, unlike Loretta
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in a 25 sq meter cage!
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So obviously it was just a matter of time before I succumbed to TikTok
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It's BAD.
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I'm all dressed up today because I've been filming a couple TikToks!
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Cheers baby!
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Living alone in Quarantine, I need that " takunomi " (drinking party at home)
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L: So this one, have you seen this one before? S: this account? No.
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So check out this word: Eigo benkyou-chuu no piitaa to (Peter, current English-learning, and-")
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kikoku? Kikoku??? Hmm?
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S: is it "joshi"? L: Close! Swap that!
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shishosururelwljfrrrrr?
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shojo?
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shijo!
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So this word (kikoku-shijo) is not just for girls
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this is the word for Japanese children who come back to Japan
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after living abroad. (There's a stereotype that they're perfect bilinguals, etc.)
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Even though it has the "girl" kanji?
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It's like, Return-home Princess
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They lived abroad for so long they got a nickname.
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There's Peter who's learning English,
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and then Jason, who returned to Japan after being abroad.
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They're soooo rude at immigration (in the US)
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When you're not American and you go into the US
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they treat you like shiitake mushrooms.
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Even as an American they were like: WhaT Do YoU HaVE In YoUr BaG?! Me: ...kit kats....!??!
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DiD yOu GeT the BaNaNa FLaVoR? Me: YES
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Them: WelCoMe HoMe Me: OHMYGAWD
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Yeah, they never said Welcome Home when Iived in the US.
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Whaccha up to?
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Twitter.
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Howwwwww American!
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Hey hey, whats your favorite hobby?
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Gardening!
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Hooowwwww American!
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Heyyyy, what's the key to life?
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Inspire the Next! (Hitachi's slogan)
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Howwwwwww Japanese!
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He's from Osaka? Cute!
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S: Its cute I like it. L: You should send one.
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S: I have a whole list! (Loretta struggling with Kansai-ben)
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Raise your hand if you can speak Kansai-ben...
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I'm sending you a TikTok!
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Ten'in no Aisatsu! (How shopclerks greet you!}
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Convenience Store: irrashaimase....
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Family Restaurant: Irasshaimase!
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Highend Restaurant: IrAarShHaiMasSee~~
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Apparel store: *BACAWWWWW*
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*wheezes* SAM!!!
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This is why I'm addicted to this app!
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IRAIORUIOREIOMAASEEEEE
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This is what you miss when you don't read my messages!
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I saved your messages for this video...
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...its not that I wasn't reading them..........
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It's so good!
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Sam, explain. What are we seeing here.
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Irasshaimase, people say it here EXCESSIVELY.
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When you walk into a convenience store they say it pretty neutral.
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and then the last one, Apparel Store, omg.
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I heard, the reason people used the high-pitched nasal voice in stores
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is to use their nasal voice, not their throat, to save their voice when working all day.
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We're over hear croaking but it's just them try to save their voice.
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Japanese retail workers, THANK YOU so much for your long hours and work!
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The 4 suggestions I got were...
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ThePaperPat, HerAtlas and MayDaySan
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then a list of favorites from Eli I Guess
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They were all really funny too so,
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these honorable mentions will be in links below
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I'm going to leave this video to Sam the Laughter of Masts....??
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The Master of Laughs?
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This jishuku (self-isolation) is really getting to my brain!
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BYE-lingual!
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This account, it's a couple.
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and they always make comparison videos of like
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a new couple vs. 3 years into a relationship
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the Japanese on this account is really really easy
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everyone can follow along, which is why I like them.
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CLICK!
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Mayu, I'm going out to eat.
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Wait, with who? When will you be back?
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About 11?
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Why? I told you! No you didn't! You never said you were going out!
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A girl? Are you cheating on me?
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No it's a guy, we talked about this!!!
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Mayu, I'm going out to eat! (Okayyyy)
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I'll be back about 10pm.
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Oh? So early. I'm going out to so...
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Wait, what? You didn't tell me?
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You're going out with a guy?
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Wait, you didn't tell me about this!
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This is great! This is funny!
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I feel like so many people try to make Japan seem weird and sooo different
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"JapAn Is So CraZy And DifFeRENT!"
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but see, THESE are the things of Japan I love
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the more you learn Japanese the more you learn people are EXACTLY the same.
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Exactly it's so true!
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Like you can spend hours learning how to say TodAYS NeWs RePorT in Japanese
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but then you actually go out and hear
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"my bento is SOOO crappy today. It's basically nothing but rice."
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Like what? That's it?
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I complain about my lunch in English too!
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The joys of language!
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The deeper you get, the shallower your conversations.
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She's like when are you coming back?
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After 3 years she didn't even come over!
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I'm going to be gone later than you! And he was like..WHAHAH
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She's just like, wow, home so soon?
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Which should I eat? HOW 'BOUT BOTH?!
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Both look good.... SO LET'S EAT BOTH!
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Ahhh I'm feeling snacky.
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Mayonnaise... SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT
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My favorite is the vocab!
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"Kuchi ga sabishii"
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How do we say this in English?
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Peckish? Yeah like snacky!
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My mom's level of Japanese:
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In a restaurant: (SUDDENLY WANTS ME TO ORDER FOR HER LIKE SHE CAN'T SPEAK)
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But if my grades suck:
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(PERFECT JAPANESE): WOW YOU SUCKKK
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I couldn't process all the languages!
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It sounds Russian to me?
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It sounds Portuguese to me?
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She said Para Mi. Para mi is..."for me" right?
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One of my best friends is Brazilian...
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One of my best friends is Russian I don't know anymore...
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Eyyyy I like her! I know who you're talking about!
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I promise, someone in the comments, back me up!
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What a mess! I have a Japanese lesson after this!
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I'm going to be a total mess!
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Just EAT MAYONNAISE!!
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NEXT! This one is very anime...
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I mean, have you seen my shirt? This is very anime?
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It's from Zara Men's.
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[ conversation devolves ]
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Just think about it!
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They say it's ridiculous for you to wear make up in High School
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but graduate, and go to work WITHOUT make up and they say you're ridiculous again.
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so if you never practice wearing make up as a student
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how are you suppose to know how MAGICALLY when you become an adult?!
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I like her attitude, like "NOT POSSIBLE, AMMIRIGHT!?"
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Leon, you're half,
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Do you ever just like mix in perfect English in Japanese conversation?
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NEVER
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dude I would nEVER.
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don't worry I won't call SUPAGETTI spaghetti suddenly.
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The way he talks like, no NEVER dude!
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Oh, no NEVER dude!
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It's so physically hard to speak Japanese, and then in perfect English say SPAGHETTI
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it's hard to keep the rhythm if you change the pronunciation
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I was speaking French and accidently said "renshuu" in a French accent!
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My soundscape is SET sir!
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I would never be like, For lunch today, I ate a delicious HAmMbERRGERR
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I just ordered this tasty lookin SPAERRGHETTII.
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Secret Powers of a Teacher:
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Class, you didn't bring smartphones into my classroom right?
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Nope! I left it at home!
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Should we check your bags? Oh wait, but you're not allowed to go through our bags!
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Heh, is that right.
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Whatever. I know you brought your smartphones, anyway.
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It's impossible to confiscate them all
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but I bet I can catch a few of you...
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Oh yeah? How's that?
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HEYYY SIRIIIIIIIIIII
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Siri: Yes? Hi? Yes, how can I help?
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How can I help? Can I be of assistance?
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OK, everyone's who Siri just responded, hand over your phones!
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HE'S a GENIUS!
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The skit and this creator are so genius!
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HEY SIRIIIIII
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What is this, hey google!!!!
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You made my google go off!
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( Sam's robot goes Skynet )
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Wow, we crashed her! She reset!
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Sorry sir, this way is blocked.
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What's the problem?
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Sitting Seiza style.
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Seiza?! Are you kidding me?!
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How long are we sitting seiza?
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it'll be about 90 minutes?
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(Loretta: IMPOSSIBLEEEE)
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"Hi, it's me, Mr. Blood Cell."
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Ah yes, good work today!
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All flow is blocked at the knees now
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Understood, I'll go to the arms instead!
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Yes! Ah! Ok I'll do that!
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Thank you, we apologize for the inconvenience!
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This is a favorite! I love it so much!
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Hi, yes, it's me Mr. Blood.
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i'll circulate to the arms instead!
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So this one, I saw on a news program
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This lady looks really gungho, saying "We will win at all costs!"
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...so I say...
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✋
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She lost!
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Wait, what? Sam I don't get it?
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She wants us to do something... with hands instead of a fist bump?
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Zettai katsu (Win at all Costs)
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She's facing the camera saying we're certainly going to win
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but she's making a fist, so he's like PAPER--- I WIN.
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You lose!
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Miss you dropped your handkerchief
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It's OK. I already have a boyfriend.
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you WAHHHHHH?
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But...you really dropped it...
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This... I uh..
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what do I do...
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That was TikTok!
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Our lesson today is that Japanese isn't as EXoTiC as you think it is
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People are all the same, and TikTok is actually funny.
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Thank you, Sam.
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So just like all the links below
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JUST DO IT
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then TikTok will recommend similar ones to that!
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This is Sam, she has a YouTube channel you should check out RIGHT NOW.
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There are so many people putting out regular content right now
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as you can tell, I suck at time schedules
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But there's Sam, Jenn, Corny,
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Ariana / Maple Sushi
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These are creators putting out regular content all the time
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So if you're looking for someone fresh, go check it out!