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- Oh, Are they even real twins?
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- But they're not real twins.
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They're not.
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Baby kittens?
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Fraternal.
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Lions.
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Are ligers--
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- Ligers.
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- Twins.
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(classical music plays)
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- Iam Terrance Spencer.
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- I'm Tenoa Spencer.
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- [Both] AKA the T-Twins.
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- What?
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- Yeah, what?
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- [Both] The T-Twins.
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- [Tenoa] Let's get to it. - Just to get it cracking.
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Jack?
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(lip smacks) Woo.
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(clears throat)
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(imitating dramatic music)
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(tapping)
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- What the fuck?
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Who came up with these questions? (laughs)
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Have you ever thought of killing me and taking my place?
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(laughs)
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That is dark!
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- No! That's an easy answer.
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- Is there anything physically different about us,
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are even our genitals the same?
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- Well, first of all, we don't stand
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in the mirror measuring our dicks.
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That's weird.
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But physical difference?
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- How did Mom tell us apart?
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- She guessed.
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- Fact. (laughs)
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For most the time, she always,
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"Hey Tay-Te-Tay-Tenoa, come here."
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- Who does Mom like more?
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- Me.
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- Why?
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- It was the first thing that came to my mind. (laughs)
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- Brother. - We have brothers, yeah.
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(phone rings)
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- This is stressful.
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- Yo.
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- Who does Mom like better, me or Terrence?
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(laughs)
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- Which one do you think?
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Why?
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- What about between the three of us?
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Me, you, or Terrence?
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(laughs)
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(clears throat)
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What are your biggest complaints
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about my most recent partner?
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- Hmm.
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(snickers)
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- I've had some crazy situations and you know,
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they've been put in his lap a couple of times, a lot.
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(clicks tongue)
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- Whatever.
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- Would you ever have a threesome with me?
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- Negative.
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- Why wouldn't you have a threesome with me?
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- Because...
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(laughs)
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- Because it's fucking gross?
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- It's gross.
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- I don't fancy it.
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- I don't fancy it.
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- I don't fancy it.
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- I don't fancy it. (chuckles)
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- Yup!
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Oh, shh--
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- Read it.
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- Who's going to die first?
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What is up with all this death?
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- Fuck!
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- I've had open-heart surgery two times.
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It's probably going to be me.
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- Yeah. It's-it's-it's a thought that, every now and then,
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crosses my mind.
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It's horrible.
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- Next question is gonna be,
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so one of you guys is dying right now, so choose--
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- Shit!
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- Who would win in a fist fight?
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- Probably me.
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- Probably me.
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- Well, I did take martial arts.
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- Oh, you took martial arts?
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- Fuck you! (laughs)
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- You took martial arts, huh?
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- Yeah!
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- I did self-defense classes.
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- You did do that, self-defense.
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- And I was great!
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(laughs)
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I was the best.
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- You weren't the best in the class.
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- I'm could take you down!
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(laughs)
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- What's the funniest trick
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we've played on people as twins?
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You wanna tell them about that time,
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where it wasn't like a trick played on other people,
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it was like a kind of trick played on me?
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(laughs)
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Wanna tell them about that time?
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- A while back yonder, my license was suspended,
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and I, for some reason, had his license.
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And hey, I got pulled over.
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And I was like,
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"Hey officer. I'm Terrence."
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(laughs)
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"Spencer." Terrence Spencer has a speeding ticket
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on his record now.
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- Where the fuck did it come from?
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- Yeah! (laughs)
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- Wait, who did?
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Wait. Did I fucking pay for it?
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- I don't remember. (laughs)
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Maybe?
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- It was a long time ago.
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- A shot to that then.
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- A shot.
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- [Both] Cheers.
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(classical music plays)
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(applause)
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- [Cameraman] According to holding each other in the womb.
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- You were going out first, so I was like--
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- Your feet were like--
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- Let's put it like--
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- And I was probably like,
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Hold on, I'm going!
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Right now, I'm going.
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I'm going!
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- Go!
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- Go? - Go!
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- I'm going!
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- Then go! - I'm trying to go! (laughs)