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  • - Today I'm gonna be reviewing the eJohn.

  • A bidet that has wifi and Bluetooth capabilities

  • and its on social media network,

  • so you can be clean and connected.

  • Let's jump right into the video.

  • Welcome back to my travel vlog,

  • I'm in Barcelona right now, mes amigos, mis amigas

  • hope you're ready to see some sights

  • let's do this thing, yeah!

  • (upbeat music playing)

  • Okay, actually I'm in my apartment in Tulsa.

  • I'm gonna show you how to survive for three weeks

  • out in the wilderness with nothing but a pair of

  • common household toenail clippers.

  • I'm gonna teach you how to

  • get confident, get rich, get babes, and stop being a loser,

  • and you know the best way to do all three of those things

  • is to get an audiobook from our sponsor, Eardable.

  • I didn't wanna do this,

  • but I have got to call out the haters,

  • who have been leaving nasty comments on my videos

  • talking about my weight,

  • talking about the size of my booty.

  • I am sick of it.

  • I am a person too.

  • My life is hard.

  • All right, I'm gonna make this pizza now and eat it, okay?

  • I know you all think you're ready for the tea

  • I'm about to spill, but oh honey, trust me you are not.

  • Be very careful cause the beverage

  • you're about to enjoy is very hot.

  • Breathe deeply with me,

  • and recite these mantras

  • (inhales)

  • I am enough.

  • I am capable.

  • That mean thing that my mom said on the phone

  • this morning is not accurate.

  • Now the first part of writing a song

  • is to go to sleep and in your dreams a song will come to you

  • and you wake up and you write it down.

  • But, if that doesn't work for you,

  • I guess you could look out the window?

  • You could write a song about a cool dog you saw?

  • Now that I've baked the fries, let's see how they taste.

  • My oven is precisely calibrated

  • and yet, they are still soggy.

  • I cannot begin to express the depths

  • of my disappointment right now.

  • You're not gonna make it in business

  • unless you have a (bleeping) team, all right?

  • Without a team, who the (bleep) are you gonna throw

  • under the bus when things go wrong?

  • I dunno man, why else would Denver International Airport

  • be so big and so far from the city,

  • unless underneath it was hidden an underground city

  • built by the New World Order?

  • We've got a lot of packages to get through.

  • What is this, a shirt?

  • It's a really big box

  • for such a small shirt, thanks.

  • What is this?

  • Nearly took my finger off.

  • What is this, a hat?

  • Awesome, thank you.

  • What is this?

  • What are these, homemade cookies?

  • What is it?

  • (upbeat music)

  • Oh, there's somethin' in those.

  • LonelyCutie123 thank you for your question

  • about your boyfriend and his mysterious locked basement

  • that he won't talk about.

  • My gut is telling me that this relationship

  • is just not right for you, and that you should leave him

  • right now, like don't even finish watching this video

  • just get out of there.

  • Welcome back to my play through of Skyrim,

  • I'm playing as a pacifist character, no weapons, here we go.

  • It's going really well so far.

  • (upbeat music)

  • No!

  • Passing the question on to you,

  • what do you think about all this?

  • Be sure to leave your thoughts in the comments below.

  • I won't read them of course, because I don't really care,

  • but it helps the video rank higher in searches.

  • Be sure to give this video a big thumbs up!

  • And for those of you who give thumbs downs,

  • I can't even relate to you.

  • What kind of monster are you?

  • Did your mother not love you

  • when you were a child?

  • I feel for you, I really do.

  • Anyway,

  • til' next time, eat all your vegetables,

  • and be nice to people.

  • (happy music playing)

  • If you wanna own

  • some of these cool designs to wear on your own body

  • the link is in the description

  • you can be reppin your favorite YouTube channel,

  • which is this one.

  • Dramamama

  • Dramamama

  • Dramamama

  • with nothing but a pair

  • (stutters)

  • (laughs)

  • Fries!

  • (mumbling)

  • (laughing)

  • Okay, I'm gonna get some weapons now.

- Today I'm gonna be reviewing the eJohn.

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