No peeking.

No peeking. No peeking!

Alright, alright, but you'd better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes.

Alright, open your eyes!

Sweet mother of all that is good and pure.

-Huh? -Days of Our Lives picked up my option!

-Congratulations! - I know.

Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.

Uh-huh.

So, uh ... which one is mine?

Whichever one you want, man.

Whichever one you want.

Not that one.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.

-Do we dare? - We dare.

-Ah. - Ah.

-Ahh ... - Ahh ...

I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.

Well they were chair-shaped cows.

They never would have survived in the wild.

This screen is amazing.

I mean, Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size.

Rose Marie really belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she?

-Hi, you guys. - Hey.

Hey, you.

Hey, you.

-Hey, you. -Whoa, hey.

So, uh, how was your day?

Oh, you know, pretty much the usual.

Uh ... sun shining, birds chirping.

Really? Mine too.

Hey, cool, mine too.

(pager beeping) Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-I got to get to the museum, so, um..I'll see you tonight? - Okay.

Oh.

Bye, guys.

-Bye.- Bye.