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  • Let me say this, let me say this, I've been thinking about this, too.

  • Father's Day is the worst holiday in the world.

  • I've done the research.

  • I already know.

  • Let me tell you something.

  • Mother's Day is the second-most celebrated holiday in the world.

  • Christmas is first.

  • So, it's ... That means it's Jesus, then your mama.

  • You know where Father's Day fall at?

  • Number 20.

  • I can't think of 18 other holidays.

  • Do you realize Halloween is number six?

  • So, that means ghosts and goblins go before fathers?

  • Arbor Day is number 13.

  • I don't even know what that is.

  • I just know it come before me.

  • That's crazy.

  • Columbus Day is number 16.

  • Celebrating Columbus Day is like celebrating somebody finding money in your house.

  • Where you get that 50 dollar from?

  • I discovered it in your kitchen.

  • Ridiculous!

  • Father's ... and I ... and it's mothers' fault, it's mothers' fault, 'cause see, when Mother's Day comes around, fathers go in their pocket deep.

  • Go in their pocket deep.

  • "Hey, I want to get my mama something", you ... cash that money out.

  • You know what mothers do?

  • "Hey, I want to get Daddy something."

  • "Well, go in that car, there's some change in my little cup holder in there."

  • Don't nobody even have a sale for Father's Day--who has a Father's Day sale?

  • Mother's Day sale, it's like 30 of them.

  • Everybody have Mother's Day sale.

  • Don't nobody have no Father's Day sale.

  • Who has a Father's Day sale?

  • The Dollar Store.

  • That's how you get water hose and jumper cables for fathers ...

  • And the store's notice, cuz now, the store got a little trick for fathers.

  • They make little packages, where they, it's a little box.

  • It gives you suspenders, socks, and a shirt.

  • One box.

  • And you know what kids do?

  • They give you that stuff throughout the year.

  • They give that shirt for Father's Day, them socks for your birthday, and then they just randomly give you something else as, you know, they think about it.

  • It's crazy--Father's Day sucks!

  • And I'm a father.

  • I did all this work to be a father, for the suck.

Let me say this, let me say this, I've been thinking about this, too.

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    doris.lai posted on 2020/08/07
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