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I don't know, what do you wanna do today?
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I don't know, what do you wanna do today?
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I don't know, what do you wanna do today?
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I know what I want to do today.
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This show was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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I need some money.
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Oh!
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Maybe we can borrow money from Squidward.
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Wait, instead of borrowing the money,
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why don't we just borrow the balloon?
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It's just borrowing, right?
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Yeah, and borrowing is OK as long as we bring it back.
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Right?
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Right!
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This is so great!
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We're gonna have so much fun!
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We love borrowing!
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How are we gonna return it now, SpongeBob?
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I've got the pieces!
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I've got the air!
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Hurry, put the pieces on.
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You popped the balloon.
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We can't return it!
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We're thieves!
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It's not safe in Bikini Bottom anymore!
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We've gotta move fast and cover our tracks.
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I'm on it SpongeBob!
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I guess...
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I'll pack up my stuff and get ready to go.
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My...
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Clothes.
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Patrick, those are my clothes.
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My peanut butter!
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That's my peanut butter.
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And my pickles!
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I can't believe you're leaving, Patrick.
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With all my pickles!
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Patrick Star will live no more.
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Forever!
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In Bikini Bottom.
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But, what if you weren't Patrick Star?
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Huh?
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He--
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And who are you, my rubenesque beauty?
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That's Patricia.
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Our newest Krusty Krab employee.
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Well, she sure is stunning!
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Eh?
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You know, Patricia, they don't call me "The Sizzle-lips Squid" for nothing.
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So, are you free this Saturday night?
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No.
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- That's the night SpongeBob and I-- - SpongeBob?
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Get back to work, you go beggin' freeloader!
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Hut to, hut to! Ya! Ya!
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Well, now that we're alone,
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How would you like to by my date Friday night to a--
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Well, I can't.
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SpongeBob and I will be flying submarines that night.
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I have to get back to krusting the krab.
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Man.
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Why are those two so nice to me?
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They were never this nice to Patrick.
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It's weird.
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Are you sure about Saturday night?
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Persistent much.
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How about Sunday brunch?
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No thanks again.
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But I made reservations for two at--
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I said no!
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Nope.
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No way!
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No. No!
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No!
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What is it about me that makes those two so friendly?
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Must have something to do with this disguise.
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I can't wear this any longer!
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But if you reveal your secret identity, you'll have to leave Bikini Bottom!
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Well I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I just can't live like this anymore.
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I'm tired of pretending to be someone I'm not!
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I have an announcement to make.
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Um...
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So, let me get this straight. You're not a woman?
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No.
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You have a visitor.
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- Who is it? - Hello, Patrick.
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What happened to prisoner 665321?
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Let's go home, SpongeBob.
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OK.
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But, who are you?
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No, seriously. Who are you?