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  • What have I not told you?

  • Oh, I don't know

  • Um, ahem, how about the fact

  • that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours

  • from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby

  • out on the terrace.

  • - What? - What?

  • Wait a minute, who told you?

  • You are dead meat.

  • I didn't know it was a big secret.

  • Huh, oh, it's not big, not at all.

  • You know, kind of on the same lines as, say

  • oh, I don't know, having a third nipple!

  • [gasping]

  • (Ross) 'What?'

  • You have a third nipple?

  • You bitch.

  • - Whip it out. Whip it out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • No! Come on!

  • There's nothing to see. It's just a tiny bump.

  • It's totally useless.

  • Oh, as-as opposed to your other

  • multifunctional nipples.

  • I can't believe you.

  • You told me it was a nubbin.

  • Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?

  • I don't know. You see something. You hear a word.

  • I thought that's what it was.

  • - Let me see it again. - Yeah, show it to us.

  • Show us the nubbin. Your nubbin.

  • Joey was in a porno movie.

  • [gasping]

  • If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me.

  • - Oh, my God! - You were in a porno?

  • A-a-alright, alright, alright.

  • I was young, and I just wanted a job, okay?

  • But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it.

  • So they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier

  • but can't, 'cause there's people having sex on it.

  • (together) Wow!

  • That is wild!

  • [chuckling]

  • So what's it shaped like?

  • Yeah, is there a hair on it?

  • What happens if you flick it?

  • [instrumental music]

  • So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?

  • Well, yes, Ross, pressing my third nipple

  • opens the delivery entrance

  • to the magical land of Narnia.

  • You know, in some cultures having a third nipple

  • is actually a sign of virility.

  • You get the best huts

  • and women dance naked around you.

  • Ha, are, uh, any of these cultures

  • perchance in the Tri-state area?

  • You know, you are so amazing.

  • Is there anything you-you don't know?

  • [laughs]

What have I not told you?

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