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Welcome to another episode of TwoSet Violin!
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How are you guys all going?
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Are you guys practicing?
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Welcome to another episode of
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We're watching a series of funny clips
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that are music related.
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Let's try to see if we can...
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not laugh together.
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Every time we laugh, you have to practice one hour.
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- That's... That is the stakes. - Whoa...
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Let me laugh out now.
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- Okay. Done. - All right. Let's go.
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What the hell?!
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Of course it had to be a Japanese TV show!
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He went—
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- He actually hit it! - Dude...!
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Dude, no! That's so painful!!
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I think we both need to practice one hour now.
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Dude, I wanna...
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- Dude, his face in pain... - Dude, that's not funny!
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I mean, it's funny,
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- but it's not funny on the dude! Yeah! - You're risking your future children!
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And why did he agree to it?
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- I don't know. - Why did he agree to it??
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- Suitcase. - Noo!
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Are you serious?
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Are you serious??
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Guys.
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- Don't do that, that is not good! - Don't do this at home.
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Why is he voluntarily taking ten,
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ten attacks?
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Imagine next Ling Ling workout, play, play a s...
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A concerto while someone's just...
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whacking your sack.
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It's like, getting a hit,
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and you gotta get through that phrase.
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Oh, my god...
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Okay, well, I think we both lost.
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I think the baby's gonna grow up thinking his...
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father was a chicken.
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Dammit, you made me laugh!
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Yeah, I was like,
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- "Why is the baby looking at the chicken like..." - Why is there a chicken...
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- Brett: It's like, that's... - Eddy: "Daddy..."
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Brett: He's gonna be like,
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"My daddy is a chicken that plays piano."
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Oh my god, and every time it eats a chicken in the future,
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he's gonna get traumatized.
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Yeah, his— The music's gonna run in his head.
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I didn't laugh on that one.
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- I didn't laugh. - Yeah.
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Doesn't make me wanna practice.
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Oh, I get it.
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- They got a "ha, ha" from me. - Yeah, I didn't laugh.
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- It's clever. To me, it's more clever. - Yeah.
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- Like, "Ah!" - To be honest, seeing balls getting hit
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set the expectations so high.
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But that is funny though, especially, I guess, from context.
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Moving pianos is such a stage crew thing,
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- in classical performances. - Mhmm.
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If you're in orchestra, first half, there's a piano,
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- there's always people doing this. - Yeah.
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And...
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Ah. It's just...
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- Clever. - It's how -
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Wait.
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What?
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- Is that... - The stage is moving down.
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- Is that how they move pianos, this is? - Sometimes.
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'Cause I...
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Where I used to work, um...
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QPAC, there's like...
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It's just a side door, and you just push it off...
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to the side.
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Dude...!
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That's sick!
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That's me in my concert, it's like,
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"All right, I'm done."
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Like you make a mistake, you're like,
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- "All right, see ya." - Yeah yeah yeah...!
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- "All right." - "Bye-bye!"
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Eddy: When your concerto finishes at 7,
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- and you have a dinner date at 7:01. - Brett: Yeah, you're like...
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(both) Duh nuh nuh...!
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Oh, what?
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Dude...
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That's like, a violin for...
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- Something that's about this big. - A mice.
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- A mice. - Yeah.
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It's like Tom and Jerry!
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Tom and Jerry, yeah!
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It's Jerry, right?
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Wait, is Tom...?
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Jerry, Jerry's the... the mouse.
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I'm surprised it's kinda in tune,
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- considering how... - Yeah.
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- Eddy: His finger covers a quarter of the fingerboard! - Brett: It's so big.
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Damn!
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- Cool, but I didn't laugh, so. Yeah. - Pretty cool. Still on one hour, though.
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Is this how conductors be conducting now, during the...
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Oh wait, can't say the virus name,
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because you'll get demonetized by YouTube!
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Oh, really? Oh, wow...
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- Ohh... - Oh, let's call it, uh...
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- Now let's call it... - The cor,
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Corelli Vivaldi!
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Yeah, it's...
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Corelli...
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Yeah, okay.
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Corelli Vivaldi!
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- Corelli-19! Corelli... - No, Corelli-19!
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- Corelli... - Corelli Variation 19!
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I mean, I didn't really laugh,
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- but it's pretty funny. - Yeah.
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Oh.
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Ew!!
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She's...
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That is the most dangerous...
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looking instrument ever!
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My question is, how did you figure that out?
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Were you just so bored one day, and you go...
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"Oh my god!"
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Why would you be...
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- And then, why would you even touch a cactus? - I know!
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Alright, I got a challenge for you, miss, uh...
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Play Flight of the Bumblebee on that!
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It's just like, fingers all like, stabbed...
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That would be respect.
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- If you can do it... - Oh my god.
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I would send you a sacrilegious hoodie.
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That's pretty funny.
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- Alright, that's pretty cool. - Yeah.
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- It's the same key! - Yeah.
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He's like, "Yeah!"
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- Meanwhile, the kitchen's just on fire. - Yeah, it's like, I know!
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They're like, "Yeah!"
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How many hours of practice are you on?
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- Two. - Two. I'm on two as well.
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How does a...?
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Aww!
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Alright, I laughed.
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Yeah...
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That's so cute!
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Dude, they're clapping!
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- Where did the cat come from? - I don't know.
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- I think the cat's, the cat's just making their mark. - That's so cute!
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- Aww...! - It's like, "This is my territory."
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(both) Oooh...
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The cat doesn't like him!
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AH!! Oh!
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They're like, "Just leave him be!"
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That's such a cat thing, like,
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- "You can't tell me what to do." - Yeah.
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"No, leave me alone."
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I wonder if they're playing...
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Debussy!
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Are they gonna play?
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- It's conducting, is it... Yeah! - It's challenging the conductor!
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It's like, "It's my orchestra!"
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They're like, "Yeah!!"
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I also... Like, who's filming this, too?
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I love how the person just went to an orchestra concert,
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- and they're just filming the cat. - Yeah, just, they're like, on the cat, and just...
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- They lost focus, the reason why they went there. - Yeah.
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Dammit!
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Three hours practice!
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- 37 hours away from Ling LIng. - I wanna play with the cat.
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Okay, that's pretty funny.
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- That's the nicest... That's the nicest, - That's funny. That was funny.
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- most serene... - That's the most beautiful
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- [beep]. Yeah! - [beep] ever.
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Like, "f*** you..."
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That's like a "f*** you" with like, class.
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Yeah.
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It actually does sound really nice! - It sounds nice!
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It's elegant. And it's just calming.
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I could actually listen to this.
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- Like, non-ironically. - Yeah.
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That's so good!
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I wonder who wrote it. It doesn't say.
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Well, whoever it is, let us know!
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Yeah.
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Oh, no!
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No!
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Don't be a you flinch, you lo— No!
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Ahh!
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AHH!!
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Wow, okay. We're not doing that.
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I know you guys are gonna be like,
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- "You should do it too!" - Yeah.
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This person can do it, but not...
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We're not doing it.
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Next Ling Ling workout,
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getting hit in the balls while upside down. Wow!
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You guys are upping us!
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What have we created?
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- All right, we're gonna practice three hours while... - All right!
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- doing headstands, and getting hit in the balls - Yes.
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- while playing "f*** you" musically. - Yes.
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Look after yourself, guys. Don't get...
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- Corelli-19. - Yes.
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Yes. So please keep it up.
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See you guys next time!