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  • [GOING SEVENTEEN - Monthly Release / March -]

  • [9 remaining after the first round] - Okay Myeongho see you later! - Bye~

  • Lucky him.

  • Now shall we start with the youngest again?

  • [Round 2 Dissing + dad jokes] [The video you are about to watch contains a little bit of exaggeration and falsehood]

  • [The second round begins with the youngest] Now, let's get this over with!

  • [Dino starts] It looks much smaller now that three have left

  • Let's go

  • [The story does not end] I received lessons on Chinese together with Dino

  • And Dino had set the date the previous day

  • But he must have gone to bed late or something

  • So it was me and Vernon's turn to take the lesson

  • - But Dino cancelled the lesson - Yeah

  • [Seventeen, the home of all kinds of skits] 'Hey bro can't you really keep this a secret for me?'

  • 'Tell the teacher that I'm sick'

  • He could have just been honest about it

  • [The fool who knows nothing but his automatic razor] How stupid of him.

  • Dino's face is a bit red, he seems a bit upset. Look at him.

  • Dino's going to text me, I know

  • [Reservation for a text from Dino] - 'You know when we were filming the Going Seventeen thing..' - 'What you were saying..'

  • [Reservation number two] 'Oh sorry Dino'

  • 'It's all good, but I'd appreciate it if you'd be a little careful next time'

  • 'Bro you know how I feel right?'

  • - '^^' emoticon - Yeah exactly

  • [^^]

  • [Dad joke] Hoshi, can't you do some dad jokes?

  • If Seoul is cold?

  • SeoChou! (sounds like sneezing)

  • [Wants to be funny] SeoChou!

  • [Best effort] Seoul University (city university sounds like cold in Korean)

  • - Oh! Yeah correct - It is? It is?

  • He's good

  • If a horse looks at the sun?

  • [Had no intention of getting it right] Malhae (sounds like 'talk')

  • [Excited] Malhae, malhae

  • Oh but it's something like that

  • [The answer is?] It's just a "hae bon mal" (something I said for no reason)

  • Oh~

  • Then it's right, what I said

  • What is the expiry date for salt?

  • [Answer] Cheonilyeom! (1000 days, also sun-dried salt)

  • Correct

  • Dino, are you having fun?

  • [Laughs to be nice]

  • But this is kind of fun, the dad jokes

  • When ice dies?

  • [First attempt] Ice dang! (a game of tag)

  • [Second attempt] Ice dies!

  • [Third attempt] - No that isn't it - Ice goes quack!

  • Oh but there was a close one

  • If ice were to die?

  • Halfway? (Uhjungan)

  • Halfway!

  • - No - What is that supposed to mean?

  • - What does that stand for?

  • [It's over]

  • Die bing (ice)

  • Oh~ die bing

  • So Chinese is used here..?

  • [look forward to the texts]

  • Hey no hard feelings!

  • [No hard feelings, just texts] - Hey no hard feelings - Hey it isn't something like that I was just surprised

  • Let's just go with, Dino was ill

  • [True hard feelings] Hey you talked about not forgetting the bowls, do you know how upset I was with that

  • Dino's gonna text you, later

  • [Making fun of the youngest is the best] - I'm not texting anyone! - Hey Dino I'm so sorry! It's my bad

  • [Next] Hey those guys dressed in casual clothes..

  • [No make up] Who looks the most roastworthy?

  • [Betrayal] You're asking me? They all look wonderful

  • - All of them? - Yeah

  • If I had to rescue just one person though, I'd summon Jeonghan

  • And use my wish, and send him back

  • [He's the best in the field / going] I could use my wish on you, Mingyu

  • - Sorry.. they.. they're all wonderful - Bro I love you!

  • Yeah okay

  • - Jeonghan! Take care! - See you later

  • [Foreshadowing of a future summoning?] See you later DK

  • [Verson starts]

  • Vernon what do you have?

  • Let's do a dad joke

  • Vernon seems to like dad jokes

  • Yeah Vernon does

  • - Maybe - He likes dad jokes

  • If you use three letters to describe the letter 'c'?

  • [Finds himself funny] ccc!

  • - Three c's - Vernon, lowercase c

  • - Lowercase c.. - Oh I know! small c

  • - Vitamin?

  • - Creative cut drag(?) cut - The answer is agassi (young woman, sounds like baby c)

  • - Aga...

  • - It's aga (baby) - Ah~

  • If a queen arrives quickly?

  • - Come quick (said in a cute way)

  • [Ha]

  • - Come quick!

  • It's similar

  • [Answer revealed] - Uhyeohwang (this also means come quick)

  • - Oh that! It's pretty similar

  • [Back on the attack] Does Vernon have any dark past that he wants to hid

  • I have something good to say about him though

  • The trainer was asking Gun (a younger guy) 'do you like Vernon? Or me?'

  • And he said without a moment's hesitation that he liked Vernon

  • - Yeah I was there too - So he asked again, 'why do you like him?'

  • And he said Vernon was nicer to him than I am

  • And Vernon is more handsome, even right after he wakes up you know

  • Gun sleeps occasionally in our quarters

  • [Surprise attack] Of course, if he's used to your face that's how he'd feel

  • [Texts reserved] Sorry that was a bit much

  • He'll text you later Mingyu

  • [This is a deleted message] - Hey no texts! Seriously! Anything but that - I won't!

  • Are we attacking Vernon? Or Dino?

  • [Story forced to a close] Dino let's just become a cool older brother

  • You can be nicer to Gun you know

  • Let's send him a message through the video now

  • Now?

  • [It's still Vernon's turn by the way] - Gun will love it - Just say a few words

  • [Shy] - Just a few words, you're never nice to him - That's not true..

  • Look at the camera

  • Three two one!

  • [Done]

  • [Whistle]

  • [Woke up]

  • LOL!

  • - That was so funny - That was the best

  • That was so good

  • Hey you're supposed to make me laugh but you're talking about him and his brother

  • [DK's strategy] I won't reduce my energy for this

  • Don't do it

  • [Seungkwan starts] Begin

  • - Shall we talk about his son? - No no

  • I'll tell you a quick story about something that happened in high school

  • Seungkwan had turned senior

  • And they were asking him to say a few words to the freshmen

  • Because he'd just debuted

  • I was thinking, he just debuted what would he have to say?

  • And Seungkwan had gone in there and he was giving a lecture

  • [Assistant professor] - Seungkwan likes that sort of thing - But hey you know right?

  • Even earlier, Seungkwan went to the Pledis male trainees' room

  • - He was buying snacks and giving them advice - Really?

  • [Seungkwan's castela episode at Pledis] - He talked a whole bunch - Really?

  • We told him so many times to not do that!

  • Besides that he's famous for

  • [You know, the Seungkwan management office thing] He used to be really famous for being the 'anti-face-swelling expert'

  • He was doing this all day before the broadcast to get ready

  • And I saw his face right before he went in to film and his face was still swollen just the same

  • So it's not about eating really healthy stuff but more about avoiding the bad stuff

  • [He was crazy that day] Seungkwan is crazy about healthy food, gobbles it up, but he also does that with the bad food too

  • [Trying wrap it up nicely] But it's nice to see him eat so well

  • I love watching him eat.

  • Seungkwan also works out.

  • He works out really hard right?

  • But he can't do a single pull-up.

  • Do you guys know what Seungkwan's hand gesture is like when he talks?

  • [Impersonating Seungkwan]

  • [Curious]

  • You guys don't know this hand gesture? This?

  • - Ah, right right, he does that - Yeah, Seungkwan...

  • [Finished] Oh, you are more patient than I thought!

  • [Impatient] Hey Hoshi, come here, I am..

  • [CEO Kim's Up] If you are going to kill, do it right

  • [Mingyu START]

  • Mingyu said this to me

  • 'Hey Dino, you have to try to dress up and do your hair and all that by yourself'

  • 'Like me, look at me, I do my hair like this'

  • And I thought 'I don't think I should do it like that'

  • - He gave a good lesson - Yeah, we all tried that

  • I think Mingyu is going to text us later for real.

  • The reason why I think he's incredible is

  • this one time, we were drinking beer together

  • and this guy tends to drink until the morning

  • And when we were working on the following day, I was almost....

  • [Working Under Influences?] He's been drinking before he comes here too

  • - Right? - Yes

  • [Hungover]

  • He was drinking this morning and he was like Oh, Con**tion...

  • - Electric shaver, buzzing~ - 8 o'clock in the morning! What time does he start drinking...

  • [Finished] Sorry, we made up fake stories too

  • [Satisfied] My past was more fanciful than I thought

  • You are cool Mingyu

  • Ugh... It makes me nervous whenever I come here

  • [WOOZI START][MinKKI] WOOZI, don't be nervous Do Kimjang (*wordplay)

  • [Ignores]

  • What does it sound like when a logical person shoots?

  • [Lonely Night MC] A logical person?

  • Bang Logic

  • Logic Bang!

  • Ta-dang ta-dang (sounds similar to 'reasonable' in Korean)

  • [Laughing under the cover] Oh, this is a good one! This is a good one!

  • What happens if you make a chicken to wear a small clothes?

  • [Not tired] Ah, it's too small (Pun)

  • Ah.. Kkok kkio~ (Pun)

  • [Peeking] - I ruined it huh? - Yeah...

  • - But it was funny - Hey, that was good.

  • It was a good one.

  • What is the animal that is the best at marketing

  • - marketing... - Animal Farm!

  • Fly

  • - Animal, animal - A blowfly!

  • Medusa!

  • Panda (sounds to similar to sell)

  • [twitching]

  • Hey Vernon, you are good!

  • - I'm good right? - It's fun

  • You have to pose the right questions

  • I think I'll think about this when I sleep at home, when I lay down.

  • What do you call nurungji in English?

  • Nurungji?

  • I know

  • Brown mouse

  • [Finished]

  • [Correct Answer] Bobby Brown? (Pun)

  • Oh! How did you know?

  • - Is it Bobby Brown? - WOOZI, what was the funniest one?

  • From Ta-dang Ta-dang...

  • I couldn't stop laughing

  • Panda was so funny

  • [Found his talent] I think I'm talented.

  • - I know, Vernon is way too good. - You are good at this

  • It's like.. when he just casually says...

  • 'Panda'

  • That was so funny

  • [Current Time 11 O'clock] What should I do, it's already 11 o'clock~

  • - I want to go home~ - You are tired when you wake up from there

  • It's 11 o'clock

  • [Wonwoo START]

  • Wonwoo is sleeping with his glasses on again

  • [Test Form Changed] - Wonwoo is stubborn - No, those glasses are attached

  • What is the place where the wind blows cutely?

  • [Not me?] The wind is cute?

  • - Where is it? - Next to your ear?

  • It's windy~

  • - Do you want to know? - Yeah

  • Bundang (Pun)

  • Ah~ Bundang~

  • [PFF] - Bundang~ - AH, the wind is bundang~ (Pun)

  • When you lie down there? Everything sounds so funny

  • I was already dead at 'Ta-dang Ta-dang'

  • What does a king say when he doesn't want to go to the palace?

  • Ah, I know this

  • Gungsirung~ Gungsirung~

  • The longest food of the world?

  • Longest?

  • [Ad-lib] sesame oil (Pun)

  • Oh!

  • [Correct] - Right? - Yeah, you got it

  • - I'm right? - sesame oil(Pun)

  • - Ah~ - sesame oil!

  • [Finished]

  • - He's not sleeping anyways - He laughed a lot

  • What's really interesting is that you get sleepy when you get out