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[GOING SEVENTEEN - Monthly Release / March -]
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[9 remaining after the first round] - Okay Myeongho see you later! - Bye~
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Lucky him.
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Now shall we start with the youngest again?
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[Round 2 Dissing + dad jokes] [The video you are about to watch contains a little bit of exaggeration and falsehood]
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[The second round begins with the youngest] Now, let's get this over with!
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[Dino starts] It looks much smaller now that three have left
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Let's go
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[The story does not end] I received lessons on Chinese together with Dino
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And Dino had set the date the previous day
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But he must have gone to bed late or something
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So it was me and Vernon's turn to take the lesson
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- But Dino cancelled the lesson - Yeah
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[Seventeen, the home of all kinds of skits] 'Hey bro can't you really keep this a secret for me?'
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'Tell the teacher that I'm sick'
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He could have just been honest about it
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[The fool who knows nothing but his automatic razor] How stupid of him.
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Dino's face is a bit red, he seems a bit upset. Look at him.
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Dino's going to text me, I know
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[Reservation for a text from Dino] - 'You know when we were filming the Going Seventeen thing..' - 'What you were saying..'
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[Reservation number two] 'Oh sorry Dino'
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'It's all good, but I'd appreciate it if you'd be a little careful next time'
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'Bro you know how I feel right?'
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- '^^' emoticon - Yeah exactly
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[Dad joke] Hoshi, can't you do some dad jokes?
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If Seoul is cold?
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SeoChou! (sounds like sneezing)
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[Wants to be funny] SeoChou!
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[Best effort] Seoul University (city university sounds like cold in Korean)
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- Oh! Yeah correct - It is? It is?
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He's good
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If a horse looks at the sun?
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[Had no intention of getting it right] Malhae (sounds like 'talk')
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[Excited] Malhae, malhae
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Oh but it's something like that
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[The answer is?] It's just a "hae bon mal" (something I said for no reason)
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Oh~
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Then it's right, what I said
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What is the expiry date for salt?
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[Answer] Cheonilyeom! (1000 days, also sun-dried salt)
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Correct
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Dino, are you having fun?
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[Laughs to be nice]
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But this is kind of fun, the dad jokes
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When ice dies?
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[First attempt] Ice dang! (a game of tag)
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[Second attempt] Ice dies!
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[Third attempt] - No that isn't it - Ice goes quack!
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Oh but there was a close one
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If ice were to die?
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Halfway? (Uhjungan)
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Halfway!
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- No - What is that supposed to mean?
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- What does that stand for?
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[It's over]
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Die bing (ice)
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Oh~ die bing
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So Chinese is used here..?
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[look forward to the texts]
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Hey no hard feelings!
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[No hard feelings, just texts] - Hey no hard feelings - Hey it isn't something like that I was just surprised
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Let's just go with, Dino was ill
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[True hard feelings] Hey you talked about not forgetting the bowls, do you know how upset I was with that
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Dino's gonna text you, later
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[Making fun of the youngest is the best] - I'm not texting anyone! - Hey Dino I'm so sorry! It's my bad
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[Next] Hey those guys dressed in casual clothes..
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[No make up] Who looks the most roastworthy?
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[Betrayal] You're asking me? They all look wonderful
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- All of them? - Yeah
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If I had to rescue just one person though, I'd summon Jeonghan
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And use my wish, and send him back
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[He's the best in the field / going] I could use my wish on you, Mingyu
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- Sorry.. they.. they're all wonderful - Bro I love you!
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Yeah okay
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- Jeonghan! Take care! - See you later
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[Foreshadowing of a future summoning?] See you later DK
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[Verson starts]
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Vernon what do you have?
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Let's do a dad joke
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Vernon seems to like dad jokes
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Yeah Vernon does
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- Maybe - He likes dad jokes
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If you use three letters to describe the letter 'c'?
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[Finds himself funny] ccc!
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- Three c's - Vernon, lowercase c
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- Lowercase c.. - Oh I know! small c
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- Vitamin?
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- Creative cut drag(?) cut - The answer is agassi (young woman, sounds like baby c)
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- Aga...
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- It's aga (baby) - Ah~
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If a queen arrives quickly?
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- Come quick (said in a cute way)
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[Ha]
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- Come quick!
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It's similar
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[Answer revealed] - Uhyeohwang (this also means come quick)
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- Oh that! It's pretty similar
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[Back on the attack] Does Vernon have any dark past that he wants to hid
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I have something good to say about him though
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The trainer was asking Gun (a younger guy) 'do you like Vernon? Or me?'
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And he said without a moment's hesitation that he liked Vernon
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- Yeah I was there too - So he asked again, 'why do you like him?'
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And he said Vernon was nicer to him than I am
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And Vernon is more handsome, even right after he wakes up you know
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Gun sleeps occasionally in our quarters
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[Surprise attack] Of course, if he's used to your face that's how he'd feel
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[Texts reserved] Sorry that was a bit much
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He'll text you later Mingyu
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[This is a deleted message] - Hey no texts! Seriously! Anything but that - I won't!
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Are we attacking Vernon? Or Dino?
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[Story forced to a close] Dino let's just become a cool older brother
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You can be nicer to Gun you know
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Let's send him a message through the video now
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Now?
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[It's still Vernon's turn by the way] - Gun will love it - Just say a few words
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[Shy] - Just a few words, you're never nice to him - That's not true..
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Look at the camera
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Three two one!
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[Done]
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[Whistle]
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[Woke up]
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LOL!
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- That was so funny - That was the best
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That was so good
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Hey you're supposed to make me laugh but you're talking about him and his brother
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[DK's strategy] I won't reduce my energy for this
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Don't do it
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[Seungkwan starts] Begin
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- Shall we talk about his son? - No no
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I'll tell you a quick story about something that happened in high school
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Seungkwan had turned senior
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And they were asking him to say a few words to the freshmen
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Because he'd just debuted
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I was thinking, he just debuted what would he have to say?
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And Seungkwan had gone in there and he was giving a lecture
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[Assistant professor] - Seungkwan likes that sort of thing - But hey you know right?
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Even earlier, Seungkwan went to the Pledis male trainees' room
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- He was buying snacks and giving them advice - Really?
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[Seungkwan's castela episode at Pledis] - He talked a whole bunch - Really?
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We told him so many times to not do that!
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Besides that he's famous for
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[You know, the Seungkwan management office thing] He used to be really famous for being the 'anti-face-swelling expert'
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He was doing this all day before the broadcast to get ready
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And I saw his face right before he went in to film and his face was still swollen just the same
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So it's not about eating really healthy stuff but more about avoiding the bad stuff
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[He was crazy that day] Seungkwan is crazy about healthy food, gobbles it up, but he also does that with the bad food too
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[Trying wrap it up nicely] But it's nice to see him eat so well
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I love watching him eat.
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Seungkwan also works out.
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He works out really hard right?
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But he can't do a single pull-up.
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Do you guys know what Seungkwan's hand gesture is like when he talks?
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[Impersonating Seungkwan]
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[Curious]
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You guys don't know this hand gesture? This?
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- Ah, right right, he does that - Yeah, Seungkwan...
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[Finished] Oh, you are more patient than I thought!
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[Impatient] Hey Hoshi, come here, I am..
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[CEO Kim's Up] If you are going to kill, do it right
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[Mingyu START]
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Mingyu said this to me
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'Hey Dino, you have to try to dress up and do your hair and all that by yourself'
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'Like me, look at me, I do my hair like this'
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And I thought 'I don't think I should do it like that'
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- He gave a good lesson - Yeah, we all tried that
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I think Mingyu is going to text us later for real.
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The reason why I think he's incredible is
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this one time, we were drinking beer together
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and this guy tends to drink until the morning
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And when we were working on the following day, I was almost....
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[Working Under Influences?] He's been drinking before he comes here too
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- Right? - Yes
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[Hungover]
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He was drinking this morning and he was like Oh, Con**tion...
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- Electric shaver, buzzing~ - 8 o'clock in the morning! What time does he start drinking...
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[Finished] Sorry, we made up fake stories too
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[Satisfied] My past was more fanciful than I thought
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You are cool Mingyu
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Ugh... It makes me nervous whenever I come here
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[WOOZI START][MinKKI] WOOZI, don't be nervous Do Kimjang (*wordplay)
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[Ignores]
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What does it sound like when a logical person shoots?
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[Lonely Night MC] A logical person?
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Bang Logic
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Logic Bang!
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Ta-dang ta-dang (sounds similar to 'reasonable' in Korean)
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[Laughing under the cover] Oh, this is a good one! This is a good one!
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What happens if you make a chicken to wear a small clothes?
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[Not tired] Ah, it's too small (Pun)
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Ah.. Kkok kkio~ (Pun)
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[Peeking] - I ruined it huh? - Yeah...
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- But it was funny - Hey, that was good.
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It was a good one.
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What is the animal that is the best at marketing
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- marketing... - Animal Farm!
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Fly
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- Animal, animal - A blowfly!
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Medusa!
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Panda (sounds to similar to sell)
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[twitching]
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Hey Vernon, you are good!
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- I'm good right? - It's fun
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You have to pose the right questions
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I think I'll think about this when I sleep at home, when I lay down.
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What do you call nurungji in English?
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Nurungji?
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I know
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Brown mouse
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[Finished]
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[Correct Answer] Bobby Brown? (Pun)
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Oh! How did you know?
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- Is it Bobby Brown? - WOOZI, what was the funniest one?
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From Ta-dang Ta-dang...
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I couldn't stop laughing
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Panda was so funny
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[Found his talent] I think I'm talented.
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- I know, Vernon is way too good. - You are good at this
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It's like.. when he just casually says...
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'Panda'
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That was so funny
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[Current Time 11 O'clock] What should I do, it's already 11 o'clock~
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- I want to go home~ - You are tired when you wake up from there
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It's 11 o'clock
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[Wonwoo START]
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Wonwoo is sleeping with his glasses on again
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[Test Form Changed] - Wonwoo is stubborn - No, those glasses are attached
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What is the place where the wind blows cutely?
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[Not me?] The wind is cute?
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- Where is it? - Next to your ear?
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It's windy~
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- Do you want to know? - Yeah
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Bundang (Pun)
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Ah~ Bundang~
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[PFF] - Bundang~ - AH, the wind is bundang~ (Pun)
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When you lie down there? Everything sounds so funny
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I was already dead at 'Ta-dang Ta-dang'
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What does a king say when he doesn't want to go to the palace?
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Ah, I know this
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Gungsirung~ Gungsirung~
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The longest food of the world?
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Longest?
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[Ad-lib] sesame oil (Pun)
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Oh!
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[Correct] - Right? - Yeah, you got it
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- I'm right? - sesame oil(Pun)
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- Ah~ - sesame oil!
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[Finished]
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- He's not sleeping anyways - He laughed a lot
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What's really interesting is that you get sleepy when you get out