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  • Oh hey I'm Jake.

  • And ya know what? I wanna give you a highfivebros.com. And why am I giving you high fives?

  • Well that's a fantastic question because today. Well one...actually let me start again

  • I'm giving you a high five because I love you and you just deserve one.

  • But also because we're gonna do some good. We're gonna start this DONG off

  • with some good and that is by doing Tab for a Cause.

  • It is a browser extensions that donates to whatever charity you choose each time you open a new tab.

  • People that have used it have raised over $400,000 for charity so far

  • and it also doesn't cost you a thing.

  • It is really cool and Tab for a Cause was nice enough to sponsor this episode

  • And we're also gonna be running Tab for a Cause as we explore these DONGs, things you can do online now guys.

  • Hey are you patient? How patient are you?

  • I won't tell you what to do but BAM!

  • Side note this isn't in real time because when I played I took 69.738 seconds to press it.

  • Stats will be displayed here showing you a graph of when people clicked it.

  • I am more patient than 89.36% of those who played. So I mean that's pretty good? Maybe? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

  • If you can be even more patient than that you clearly have ambition

  • Virtual Magician which is a creepy but awesome DONG.

  • Basically the computer can figure out what you chose or at least it could for me.

  • First pick a number or word from this list.

  • I'll choose 901.

  • Shhh!! Don't tell.

  • Now pick the color of it down here.

  • Is it more than 6 digits long?

  • No.

  • Which color reflect my current mood?

  • Pink, obviously.

  • When it says truck I think of the wordhighway.”

  • Now click the box your word or number was in and say whether or not you're over 25

  • and now it'll put the answer behind the box you're going to pick and WHOA!

  • Now you can see how it did it and….oh….magicians never reveal their trick unless I buy them

  • a coffee or snack but I'm not going to because I need to save all my money for

  • Paper Clips which is a game that gets pretty complicated as you go.

  • It pits you against market forces and your job is to make paper clips.

  • You'll have to make the first bunch of them by clicking on this button but once you have

  • sufficient funds you can purchase an auto clipper which makes the job easier.

  • You'll also need funds to purchase more wire because once you're at zero spools

  • it stops production.

  • When you make your first 2,000 paperclips you can purchase a processor which determines

  • the speed of which operations are completed.

  • More and more elements get added as you make paper clips and it gets confusing.

  • So if you wanna stop thinking about markets and just mindlessly spend money check out

  • Spend Bill Gates' money.

  • Now unfortunately you only have 90 billion to spend but if you're wise you

  • can get a lot of valuables.

  • I'll buy 23 hamburgers.

  • I'll purchase a pair of headphones and four skateboards and eleven bikes.

  • And 22 jet skis, 6 speed boats, 15 bars of gold.

  • Ya know ll this spending is getting a little tiring, I might need a cup of coffee...naw ya know what I don't

  • wanna spend too much money.

  • After all, I only have $89,992,103,432 left. Hannah why did you write so many digits.

  • Play with it and let me know in the comments how long it took you to spend all of it and

  • what you bought with it. Hopefully you bought me a lotta nice things like a lot of llamas, and tacos and spaghetti.

  • Once you've blown through all that cash take

  • The visual quiz.

  • It takes you through ten different words like, teach, drive, and heal.

  • Adjust the slider depending on how important they are to you on a scale from 0 to 10.

  • At the end it will suggest a profession.

  • For me it recommends being a teacher.

  • I will think on that heavily but for now let's head to

  • Strobe.cool.

  • This doesn't take too much effort as long as you have 30 seconds and a pair of eyeballs

  • to stare in the center of this. If you don't have eyeballs that is okay. That is fine.

  • It has a little countdown right here and will alert you when time is up.

  • When it is, look around and if you're anything like me, the world will look all weird and

  • wavy.

  • The more you focus directly in the middle, the stronger the effect will be.

  • But hopefully you aren't too disoriented because you'll need your mind for

  • Rabbip, a fun but time-intensive word game.

  • You will be given the first and the last letter and two down here to choose from.

  • Once you determine what you think the word is, pick a letter.

  • If you have no idea, guess.

  • But keep in mind that guessing incorrectly loses you a life.

  • Additionally, if you don't guess in the time allotted you also lose a life so think

  • fast!

  • BUT STAY CALM and sift through movies with

  • Cinesift, a website that allows you to browse through a collection of films by online distribution

  • platform or dvd.

  • Of course you could go to netflix or amazon prime but who has the energy to sign in to

  • one and then the other and oh my gosh I'm exhausted just thinking about it.

  • So I could watch the Godfather but if I want to use netflix the first one that shows up

  • is Pulp Fiction.

  • Once you figure out what you're gonna watch take a relaxing

  • Tram ride through a peaceful landscape as this personified cat.

  • Use your right arrow key to continue forward and to brake just hold down the left for a

  • few seconds.

  • I could do this allll day but this DONG must come to an end eventually.

  • Or right now.

  • Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below and before you start DONGing check out Tab for a Cause

  • And then DONG away so you're helping some people, helping your brain

  • You're DONGing, we're DONGing, everyone's DONGing together

  • which is the most important thing one can do.

  • It really brings us as people closer

  • Also there's a playlist of DONGs over here. What else is going on?

  • I don't know I saw Thor: Ragnarok twice. I really liked it. Did you see it?

  • Leave a comment below. And as always, thanks for watching.

  • Just a piece of cardboard.

Oh hey I'm Jake.

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Do You Have Enough Patience?

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/03/30
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