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spiritually.
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Tourism is big business here in India, and there are some surprising service is on offer.
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How do you do it?
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This garden, but come explaining.
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After all, cleanliness is next to godliness.
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What are you doing it with?
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Cardamom?
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Is it clean?
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Jimmy, let me sleep on this side.
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That's still a clean one.
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I think you're not a good idea to put in your ear.
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What is that?
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That's no come out.
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Definitely you planted that?
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I swear.
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That's not This is just terrific.
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I do very good your goal as well.
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But I scared.
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Thank you.
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I need to take drastic action and head straight back down to the river for a makeover.
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Well, I'm a shave now, taking a trip.
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And Keats Kumar knows how to make even the filthiest of explorers human again.
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Very good.
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Very good.
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Now something, Something.
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Something.
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Okay.
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Was this plug him into?
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I thought I was just getting a haircut.
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Let's yank.
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It obviously has other ideas about huh?
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That's too much work and you're bubbling out.
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What's an kids hasn't finished with me just yet.
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Well, I didn't think for a moment, but I'll be getting a face pack on an expedition.
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You hear me off?
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I look like an Italian footballer on the finishing touch.
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Fresh look.
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First lies.
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Make up your own foundation.
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I think it's just got out of control.
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What is this, a smoker?
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I'm not usually one for makeup, but I'm just gonna roll with it.
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Isn't Wow.
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That was the best tackles.
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Hot.
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Thank you very much.
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That's worth every penny.
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I feel like a new man.
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But there's still one thing.
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Be not, and I are a needle.
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We can't leave India's spiritual Heartland without a blessing.
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We've heard about a monk by the name of Chandi Pourri living near the cremation grounds who is said to have special powers.
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What's that G waiting outside is his assistant Got LaMotta?
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I'm back, Obama.
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But I did.
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Yeah.
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What do you do for the good?
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I'd make a mask.
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You, don't you, MidCap?
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Really.
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It's people dead people.
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No, really.
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Where does he find the dead people?
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Where does he find the meat for me?
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Like a couple.
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Have you ever tried eating a dead person?
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Hi.
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Coming out something like a lot, but believing what did it taste like?
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I've never done that.
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But I'm a scarf.
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Most holy men I've met in India are strict vegetarians.
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I'm not sure a cannibal is the best person to go to for a blessing.
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Who better to ask than the man himself?
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This is not quite what I was expecting.
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That's it.
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Religion is a $30 billion industry in India.
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And Chandi Puree is actually very in demand.
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Even has his own pressure.
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It's a good thing cannibalism is certainly a unique marketing angle.
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I'll give him that.
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Best find out exactly what I'm getting myself into.
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What is on a gory monk?
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What do you do?
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Met about him in a minute.
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I got a number one.
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India.
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Yes.
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You're a very famous man.
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Minimal, Dominic.
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Yeah, Yeah.
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Didn't.
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Yeah, I just got back.
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You can bring them back.
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I'll be okay.
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Come here.
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But yeah.
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Government.
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Tony Mentos A sales pitches go.
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This is pretty extreme.
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One of the things that we heard is that a gory monks actually eat dead people.
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Is that is that true?
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Huh?
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Get out.
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That was the whole box.
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I'm not entirely sure what to make of all of this, but since we're here Can you give us a blessing for our journey?
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You know this.
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I don't Yeah.
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Joe Tango.
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We could build a daughter.
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Got back.
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Says you can't.
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You've given me.
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Thank you.
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Well, for 30 quid, who knows what the blessing will bring?
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We're heading for tough terrain in the pool, so I hope it works.