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  • video game movies aren't ever really good, but there comes a time when they're so bad it's funny.

  • Welcome to watch mojo dot com, and today we'll be counting down our picks for the top 10.

  • Hilariously bad moments in video game movies for this list will be taking a look at moments and video game movies that were so awful you can't help but laugh.

  • Number 10.

  • Wesker sunglasses.

  • Resident Evil After Life I in just you resident evil Siri's of movies are interesting at the start of their run.

  • They actually weren't terrible.

  • We dare say that they were enjoyable.

  • But then came overpowered Alice Clones, a cluster of CG I three D, that damn laser room scene being reused like Tupperware.

  • And, of course, an attempt to appease fans by including game favorites like Albert Wesker, the Man, The myth, the sunglasses told you'd be bringing a few friends.

  • Yeah, should've look, we adore our cheesy matrix jacket wearing villain.

  • But movie Wesker he's hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

  • Seriously, what are we supposed to make of that shit?

  • Eating grin and slow motion sunglasses?

  • Toss.

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  • Number nine.

  • The Elevator Scene Super Mario Brothers This'll Movie is the live action personification of the world, from the perplexing opening narration to the film having the nerve to hit at a sequel.

  • Mario Cinematic Adventure is a disastrous masterpiece.

  • By the time you reach the elevator scene, you just accept the goofiness for what it is.

  • How will our heroes escape a cramped space full of those those air supposed to be Goumas, right?

  • Well, they jump on their heads or swear their bodies in time with the elevator music to get them to dance way.

  • Suppose it's the most humane way of going about it.

  • Number eight.

  • Punching the Shark Lara Croft.

  • Tomb Raider The cradle of life Sometimes video game movies do get something right.

  • Angelina Jolie playing Lara Croft just made sense in the early two thousands.

  • That being said, did she really just punch a shark?

  • Okay, yes, it's been said that punching a shark near its eye is the best thing to do in the rare, yes, rare chance of an attack.

  • But Laura being Laura, uh, take safety precautions to a whole new level of absurdity.

  • Not only does she bathe shark with her blood, which wouldn't work as sharks don't care much for humans, she punches it and rides it to the surface of the water.

  • Number seven.

  • Guile speech.

  • Streetfighter.

  • Let's take a moment to appreciate Row Julius performance as M Bison because we'll never look at Tuesday's the same way again.

  • Now that that's out of the way.

  • Jean Claude Van Damme, as guile are superior, say the war is canceled.

  • We can all go home.

  • Not even Giles theme could save us, though we would have appreciated the effort in the supposedly inspirational scene.

  • But we can all go home when his troops were told to stop the pursuit of M Bison.

  • And should Al O Guile gears up for one of those Cliche leader addressing his people monologues, freedom and justice.

  • They get backed up, but it comes off as a hand up board, complete with swelling music and repetitive phrase.

  • Who wants to go home?

  • We d'oh Number six Feel yer anim ology, Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

  • Yes, we could do an entire list for this movie alone and picking just one hilarious scene at us fighting it out on the pit stage.

  • You're alive.

  • Too bad you will die from Send L's dramatic declaration of death to her daughter, to Jack's one liners to everything.

  • Absolutely everything.

  • But there's one scene that perfectly captures the terra bad that is Mortal Kombat.

  • Annihilation beauty.

  • Random ality throughout the movie were being force fed the concept of Anna maladies, and immediately your heart fills the mix of anticipation and dread because you know they're going to do it.

  • Come on, just scrunch your face up like you're constipated.

  • Almost and move and a malady.

  • Times two Not seen everything.

  • Number five sword fight in the name of the King a dungeon siege tale.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, move a bowl.

  • We wouldn't blame me if he decided to bail on the rest of this video.

  • If you're still here, then clearly you're a massive kissed old friend.

  • Bullets tried his hand at bringing several video game properties toe life, and we'll be covering a couple more later.

  • Dungeon Seed shows the director's attempt at medieval fantasy and trust us when we say that Children playing in their backyard pretending like sticks or swords is a more thrilling adventure.

  • However, if you're into clumsy sword fights where two foes use their minds to do whatever this is, then this is the film for you.

  • Powerful madness can be Number four Zombie Slaughter, House of the Dead.

  • You know that light gun shooter at every arcade?

  • Yeah, Bull turned that into a movie.

  • There's a huge party on a zombie infested island that was apparently sponsored by Sega.

  • Everyone's just trying to survive the undead and the clips from the video game being sliced into the film.

  • This leads to one glorious moment where everyone grabs a gun, walks towards the cameras, a team and goes to town.

  • Highlights include the camera circling around each character who have different guns during that shot.

  • That damn matrix, slow motion trick.

  • And to top it all off, a rock song that belts out the name of the film Perfect Number three Little Germany Postal.

  • Well, that's classy.

  • Some games just aren't meant to be made into movies and anything from the postal.

  • Siri's is a testament to that.

  • The ability to kill the annoyances of everyday life doesn't make for great cinema.

  • But hey, move!

  • A bull is available and we got the postal movie that no one asked for and a rather bizarre scene, even for Bull, the creator of the game shows up to complain directly to Bull about the quality of the movie in the middle of a shootout at a German themed amusement park.

  • It ends with bowl being shot in the crotch and revealing his darkest secret number.

  • Two.

  • Do me up D away, dead or alive.

  • Look, we get it when we're adapting a movie you want at have nods to the source material.

  • This could be through costumes, plot points or, in the case of D away, gratuitous amounts of fan service.

  • Would you have me my properties.

  • It's no secret that this Fighting Game franchise likes it's bouncy polygons, so no one would be surprised at the manufactured sexuality of the film.

  • But this scene right here who this is too much fresh from a shower.

  • Of course, Christy finds herself under arrest.

  • Don't worry.

  • She's armed with a towel, just the right camera angles and abroad that lands on her breasts perfectly.

  • You heard the woman.

  • Now, in the interest of time, this list could go on forever, and this could be millions of films.

  • However, before we get to the best of the worst, let's give you a you tried sticker to these dishonorable mentions way the way Destiny has brought together the Double Dragons serum works you've domesticated, you've done it.

  • Congratulations.

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  • Number one Best death ever Blood rain.

  • So we meet again.

  • We've tackled this beast before over on our mojo place Channel picked it apart and left scraps of it on the cutting room floor.

  • But it bears repeating.

  • This movie is abysmal, a disservice to the game.

  • It's trying to represent a disservice to movies everywhere.

  • Picking just one bad scene is laughable, since every minute makes you wanna beg for a higher powers.

  • Forgiveness Please, Lord, because clearly you had to have sinned.

  • Why else would you be subjected to this torture?

  • You act as though you're the only one who feels pain, you know.

  • But we had to give it to Michael Madsen's performance, especially his death scene.

  • Just look at that face.

  • That face is all of our faces after suffering through this flick or with you.

  • Michael, we're with you.

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    林宜悉   posted on 2020/03/27
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