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Welcome back to TwoSet Violin.
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For those who are new to our channel,
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we're two violinists here.
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We like to make fun little videos.
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We figured a lot of people don't understand
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what it's like to actually play a musical instrument.
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And people would often take advantage of that
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for profit and gains.
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Classical music exploitation!!
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Today, we will put on our violin detective hats again,
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and expose some...
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- Mm... - nasty, fake musicians out there.
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This is how you wash your hands, guys.
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Well, let's see how fake it is.
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Yeah, let's see.
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We're violinists.
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Let's see if we can confirm if it's a fraud.
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Fraud. I can't speak.
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F r a u d.
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Dude.
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- Bro, it's so off beat! - Are you serious?
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Oh no!
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- They're not even- Yeah, there's no pizzicato! - Where is the pizzicato?!
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Wait, let me get my violin.
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How can they even do that?
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That's so...
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FAKE!!
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What you hear is...
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...plucking.
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But there's no plucking.
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They're just doing...
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And this guy's bow hold-
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It looks like he can't even make a sound. His...
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His bow is doing all this.
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The guy in the grey is like...
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*inaudible*
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Noooo, he gave money!!
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No!
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No...
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How could you feel good in your...
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consciousness... going-
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*cough* consciousness... going-
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Eddy: I-
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*cough*
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I personally could not stand there for 3 hours
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getting paid to do something that I'm not actually doing.
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- That would eat away my soul. - Yeah.
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I wouldn't feel good about it.
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These guys were like
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"I'm gonna support these young artists"
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"that are struggling on the street,"
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"busking, trying to make money."
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Yeah. "They probably work so hard."
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"They're talented."
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"They sound so good."
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But they're none of that!
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Ugh...!
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Just scammers!
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Dude, his bow's doing...
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And it's bouncing like this.
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Ricochet.
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It's just not on the beat.
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- Dude, what is this guy doing?! - Dude, he's going...
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Yeah.
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And he's going...
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- Meanwhile, this guy just go... - Yeah, he did the same thing the whole time.
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At least he's kinda go...
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- Every now and then, he has a sense of rhythm. - Yeah.
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- Whenever there's a break, he just keeps going. - They're still going.
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I love how they try to move.
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He bends his knees over like...
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as if he's musical, or getting into the music.
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You're not!
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You're getting into faking!
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Hey hey, do you think they put oil on their bows?
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OHH...!!
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They took it from the professional.
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OHH...!
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Imagine they watched our video.
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They found out the secret.
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Ahhh...
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Yeay, not smart anymore.
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Yeah...
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*laugh*
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The one he did with his bow, yeah.
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- Oh my god. That's fake. - Oh...
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- Tsk! - Alright.
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We confirm it's a fraud.
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If you see these guys in TTC station...
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Alright, here's another one.
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How many fake buskers are there!?
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(I don't understand. He's not playing that music.)
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"Why- why are you-"
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Busted!
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- That dude just moved his bow away. - Yeah, he's just like
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"Nah, you're not playing anymore."
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The violin's still going.
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Wow, so good to know there's-
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- there's other violin police out there, doing their job, - ...doing their jobs out there.
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- protecting the world from fake scammers. - Thank you.
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Dude, and there's money in that violin case!
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He's literally playing some other person's recording probably,
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and then just miming and making profit
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off someone else's recording.
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Like, okay, maybe if miming was part of the act.
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But that was not.
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- It's misleading, that's it. - That's misleading them to think
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that it's actual violin playing.
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If you see a busker that's faking it,
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and only if you know they're faking,
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- don't do this if you're not sure. - Yeah.
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- Like just, ruin someone's performance. - Yeah...
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If you see it's faking,
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just lift the bow up.
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Yeah, just grab their bow,
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- and listen to how the violin keeps going. - Let's do this. It'd be like...
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See, look what happens when Eddy lifts my bow up.
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Ready?
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Oh no...
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"2020." This is happening now.
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I'm glad they got busted.
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- Yeah, I'm glad. - Yeah.
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Oh my god...!
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Ugh...
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Ugh!
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How is that a thing?
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Like, okay, unless it's part of the act,
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but I don't think that was part of the act.
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It seemed like they just thought they can get away with it.
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I don't know what language this is.
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Is this Mexican?
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Spanish, but-
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Mexican? There's no language called Mexican!
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But anyway, I don't know what they're saying.
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I don't know the context.
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But why, why is she faking it like this?
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And that's some awkward postures as well.
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She's just on the G string
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when it's meant to be on the E string.
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- That's already like... telltale sign. - Come on.
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Yeah.
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Even the camera is not following
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'cause you're not important.
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Wait, is the orchestra playing live there?
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Yeah, they are.
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Yeah.
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- Oh... my... god! - Oh...
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- If you did that in real life, - Oh...
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- this is what she probably sounded in real life. - What...
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There's so much movement on the left.
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Step 1 of making good sound:
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Contact must remain parallel,
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and no skidding.
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She's doing-
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And then she bows with her left arm as well.
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- Yeah, she's bowing like this. - The movement comes from the right.
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This.
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Not...
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I've never seen a left elbow so like this!
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Look at that angle where-
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It's like...
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- The elbow is not- - Dude, it's so uncomfortable!
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Ha ha ha!
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But I'm surprised there's all these cameras out.
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Why are you taking a-
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That's where stock photos came from!
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- From this performance, right? - Yeah...
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Are they clapping her ability to...
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get off the last note the same time as the track?
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That's like clapping someone...
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...for doing nothing.
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...nothing, doing nothing!
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Why are you encouraging fake playing?
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Nah, I really wanna think
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- there's some contexts I just don't understand. - Yeah.
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'Cause it's Spanish.
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But from even-
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- Okay, contexts aside, from a musician's perspective... - Yeah.
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Why?
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- Just why, right? - Why would you do that?
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Why don't you just get a musician to play it?
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And then just have a dancer to dance.
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Yeah, this is like a...
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- discount Lindsey Stirling. Ha ha ha ha! - Yeah. Ha ha ha...
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This is a really bad analogy,
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but imagine there was like a basketball game,
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except every time you threw the basketball,
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- there's just like a string magnet. - Yeah...
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- And the ball just goes into the hoop anyway. - Yeah.
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- And everyone just claps anyway. - Yeah.
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Like you kick the soccer ball into the goal.
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- And the goal moves to where your ball is. - Yeah...
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And everyone's like "ConGRatULaTIoNs!"
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"WOO!!!"
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Maybe it's like wrestling.
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It's fake, but people just like it for entertainment anyway.
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*sings illuminati song*
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Real musicians went through this:
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For hours and hours...
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Oh, that hurts!
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Next one.
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Dude, I like how they even held a mic there.
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- It's like... - Look at him. He's smiling.
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- He's like... - He's like "Uh-oh..."
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That's a... live concert!
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Why would she even wanna fake that?
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Nothing against Katy Perry.
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It's just the idea of...
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- It's just the industry, right? - ...the industry getting faked out!
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It's not enough that she's a famous singer.
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"We also have to portray her"
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- "as being able to play the recorder - Yeah.
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'cause she's multitalented."
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Yeah, she's- Wow, that's-
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What else can she do?
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- I love how she didn't even try to hide it. - Yeah.
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- Yeah, she's just like "You know what, you got me." - She's just like "Yeah, you guys busted me!"
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"I messed up."
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Her face like...
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Brett: Like "Uh-oh..."
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So I... I can't play the flute!
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IT'S NOT A FLUTE!
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It's a RECORDER!!!
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OHH...!
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I thought she was gonna make it better,
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- but she made it worse. - I thought...
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- I thought she saved herself. - She saved it, like just,
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"Yeah, I can't play the..."
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"FLUTE."
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Actually, I wouldn't be surprised
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if people don't know what it is.
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Is this a cello or guitar?
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This is a guitar, guys.
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Oh, that's just depressing.
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I mean like,
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It's never black and white.
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When you're in the entertainment industry,
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obviously, there are things you need to do.
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But at what point are we just creating this simulation?
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Like, why practice when you can just
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oil your bow, get paid more anyway...
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than some actual stupid musician
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that put in the hours of hard work?
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It's like the guy said "work smart not-" No.
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That's not smart, that's just...
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work meaningless.
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- Yeah. - Ha ha ha ha!
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It's like, you may have won,
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but at what cost?
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Alright, guys.
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We hope we revealed some truths.
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And we hope this doesn't discourage you
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because we do think practicing
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is also very meaningful in some way or form.
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It's a good feeling to actually to be able to-
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...do it yourself?
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Oh, it's a real sound!
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Whoa!