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  • has guys.

  • Yes, I am so excited.

  • You know how much I loved these videos?

  • I love spending.

  • So if you haven't seen these videos, I've done three, But basically, I go on a website called fiber.

  • I'm actually surprised they haven't thrown me out the website yet.

  • And I ask strangers to do weird things for me, for money.

  • So basically, how it works is I order something.

  • And they had to wait 24 hours to get the results way.

  • OK, so my first fiber video, I got video from Jesus, and I kind of want another one, but I think I want Jesus to drag me, which is what's gonna happen when I die.

  • All right, so I'm gonna write a script.

  • I'm not gonna tell you guys what it is yet, but it's gonna be interesting seeing 20 years.

  • Oh, my God.

  • What is this?

  • Hey, Sexy.

  • You look for the greatest video working video.

  • Fucking big plan.

  • You can do that, right?

  • That's for you to get the O.

  • Yes.

  • Uh, yes.

  • I'm going to pay him money.

  • Yes.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Okay.

  • You know what's sad?

  • If that was his profile picture on Tender.

  • I swipe.

  • All right, $15.

  • Let's do this.

  • We'll say in 24 hours.

  • Who?

  • This is fun.

  • Okay, this girl does comic book pages.

  • I will draw a comic book page for you.

  • That's good.

  • Only hot.

  • Wait.

  • Okay, this give me really interested.

  • I think I want her draw comic book page That's like me and Ryland breaking up and then Miley d M and Game and Phil.

  • And then it ends with dammit!

  • Phil and Ryland all having sex $20 to see my relationship crumble Worth it?

  • Hello?

  • Let me look at reviews.

  • She really did her best to do accurate depictions of the characters.

  • Perfect.

  • I want this comic book page to make me cry.

  • All right, 20 miles.

  • Oh, my God.

  • What is this?

  • That's Hollywood actor turned a video spokesperson and five super seller.

  • Uh, he doesn't use your loved ones.

  • Chance way home care in Phoenix City, Alabama.

  • Wait.

  • Did somebody pay for that?

  • I'm so confused.

  • Okay, These all look very legit.

  • Like, if I saw that, I would think that was the news.

  • What should I have him say?

  • Is breaking Should I haven't seen died?

  • Oh, my God.

  • And then posted on Twitter.

  • And it's like a moment.

  • Okay, I'm gonna run script saying 24 hours I will record in American Male Voice over Yes, unrealized, offering thes terms.

  • Describe most that is so good.

  • Is that him?

  • Why is he on vibrate on TV?

  • That's a good boys.

  • Fortunately, no way.

  • Forget it.

  • Is that the guy from Disney Channel?

  • You're watching Disney Channel?

  • Is that literally him?

  • Oh, my God.

  • I could literally happen.

  • Say you're watching Disney Channel up next on Lizzie McGuire.

  • Shane Dawson.

  • My dreams.

  • Okay?

  • Yes.

  • How much?

  • $5.

  • That's it, Shawn.

  • Up your price.

  • 24 hours.

  • You know what?

  • I have this guy a Burton do a rap about me a couple of videos ago, and it was everything.

  • I think I want to do another one, but like, I want to go harder.

  • I wanted to drive me and I want to pay for it.

  • Yes.

  • I mean, e had these emotions, these feelings, but I'm saying that's me.

  • That's me.

  • There have these emotions I eat.

  • All right.

  • Stay in 24 hours.

  • SMR Today I will create a customer.

  • It's a marketing for you.

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • She says you can request anything you want, as long as it's not inappropriate.

  • That's gonna be hard.

  • Things like tapping trigger words.

  • She's gonna call me Fat Way over and over again.

  • That fuck you look fatter than you did yesterday.

  • All right, you know what?

  • I'm gonna have her e Taco Bell loudly while she's reciting the lyrics to every day.

  • But that's triggering.

  • We'll see.

  • You know who this person does Snapchat?

  • Geofilters.

  • Okay, Christy, with the wind.

  • These look good.

  • Look legit.

  • Oh, my God.

  • What would me?

  • Okay, I'm thinking, like, you know, and Cheeto eating trash like me and Ryland like throwing trash in here.

  • And then it could be, like, welcome to trash for $10.

  • Yeah, we'll say joining ours.

  • Also.

  • I just realized, like my neighbors going on Snapchat.

  • What?

  • Oh, no one.

  • Any food has had his shirt designs.

  • I'm lazy and don't have merged.

  • Perfect.

  • Who?

  • He's good.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • Let's have him do like a picture of my cat and then under it.

  • I want to say my cat wants to kill me.

  • I feel like that's relatable to just me.

  • See you in 24 hours you know what I want to do?

  • One more I want to do.

  • Antonia.

  • Obviously, she's already made, like, two different songs for me.

  • I want her to make a song about my cat.

  • Wanted to kill me because I think it might be a fun, like, scary.

  • And then they make a whole new music video for it.

  • I'm thinking I'm just gonna texture because we're We'll see that in 24 hours.

  • All right, I'm gonna go.

  • We'll see what happens.

  • And I will see you guys in a day from now.

  • And I still won't have showered.

  • See that?

  • It's been 24 hours and everything is here.

  • So excited who?

  • Okay, where do we start?

  • I think we should start with Jesus.

  • Me if I was a church leader, Right.

  • Here we go.

  • Hi, I'm Jesus and I want to talk to you all about something new that I've created, actually and created 29 years ago.

  • It's a hybrid between a human and a pig.

  • On the outside, it looks just like a human.

  • But on the inside, it's just a big, fat, hungry, snorting pig.

  • All it wants in life is to eat food roll around and shit and make you two videos.

  • I decided to give it a special name.

  • Shame God, If you see a shame, Dawson running around your neighborhood, make sure to hide your trash cans and lock your refrigerators because this pigment is dangerous.

  • Good luck out there.

  • Wait.

  • I need the boy.

  • I mean, the whole thing.

  • One more time.

  • He I really hope Jesus does when I die, I get to have it right before he throws my ass.

  • Thank you, Jesus.

  • Okay, let's see what's next.

  • Let's go.

  • And smart video?

  • Actually, yes.

  • Okay.

  • It's like a as more party.

  • You can handle this.

  • You don't know what's about to happen.

  • Maybe Los Angeles boy This'll is why I was born to help this be created.

  • Who?

  • My God.

  • Let's get going.

  • It's Disney Channel.

  • You two been six months Ever done the O next Bob in all these checks?

  • Oh, my God.

  • I could die.

  • That's it.

  • Wait.

  • I want to hear the test Brooks part.

  • It's every day.

  • Breath, You know, it's Desert Brooks.

  • Competition shook.

  • This guy's got me.

  • These guys got one.

  • I got it.

  • I feel like I'm watching like a weird satanic ritual.

  • I think like teen Tens gonna die after this.

  • And it's my fault.

  • All right, let's see how it ends.

  • Piece?

  • Yeah, good job, girls.

  • I hope they uploaded that separately because that deserves deserves to go right.

  • Next.

  • Let's listen to the radio.

  • Prepare to be shook.

  • I am prepared to start quaking because coming soon to a computer screen near you is Shane Dawson.

  • His conspiracy theories will snatch your wig.

  • It's a bird.

  • It's a plane.

  • No, it's your wig.

  • And now it's on the move.

  • Make sure to go subscribe to Shane on YouTube.

  • He really needs the money.

  • He only has, like, one shirt.

  • Shane Dawson.

  • Oh, my God.

  • First of all, that was incredible.

  • Also the subtle dragon.

  • But all that was Sean.

  • Sean.

  • Oh, my week is on the moon.

  • Okay, What's next?

  • Do the news, guy.

  • You nervous?

  • Next up, we have breaking news.

  • It turns out Shane Dawson is actually the guy from Shrek.

  • That's right.

  • The youtuber that's famous for calling himself a pig is actually the character Rumpelstiltskin from Shred.

  • This comes as a shock to a lot of people who always thought he looked more like Fiona.

  • In my opinion, I still think he's a pig.

  • Oh, my God.

  • My wig is past the moon.

  • My wig is in a black hole bit.

  • Oh, thank you, sir.

  • Thes air really good today, Charlie Man.

  • Shane, you sexy boy.

  • I'm combining two of your favorite things.

  • Shirtless guys on the Internet and food.

  • I can see his Penis.

  • I really can see it.

  • Like I see the people e I hope you get everything you want this year, including more shirts.

  • It's so sad that you only have one Happy birthday, You happy birthday.

  • I'm gonna clear my history.

  • I have to delete my thing.

  • This is dark.

  • Let's keep watching.

  • Does he have a family like that in the other room?

  • Like these kids in the other room, Like dad, Are you almost done?

  • I need, like, hold on.

  • Just because that's my future.

  • What man?

  • Kind speechless.

  • And that is hard to dio Rap song saying I gotta keep Purell.

  • What?

  • C'mon.

  • Napping.

  • Gotta read with Dennis Girl.

  • Hold up, Shane.

  • I gotta keep it real.

  • What?