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  • Hey, man.

  • I've recently been doing some contemplation about people's dependency upon cellular telephones.

  • Yeah, man. Me too.

  • I've really noticed that everyone always seems to be on their mobile device instead of really being in the moment.

  • Exactly.

  • And I feel like that this is a very significant issue that needs to be addressed immediately.

  • Yes, immediately.

  • We really should do something about this.

  • Here we have a man who's chosen to Instagram.

  • His apple pie, a la mode.

  • While he fumbles through the filters, his ice cream has gotten "a la hot", and the pie, "a la cold."

  • As you can see, this street performer's drawn a crowd to watch him do his thing.

  • But instead of just enjoying the show, it seems that everyone's decided to make a documentary.

  • Notice this unreasonably attractive couple enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner together.

  • Social networking instead of working on getting to know each other better.

  • How does that filtered picture taste? Since your dessert has gone to waste.

  • When do you think you ever will wanna watch this portrait juggling film?

  • You know you want to touch each other.

  • Doesn't that feel good?

  • He's my brother.

  • Get off the phone now! It's gonna be okay.

  • There's no need to be afraid.

  • It doesn't love you. Its gonna die one day.

  • The government is probably spying on you with it anyway.

  • Here we have a stereotypical teen, forced to endure "Family Game Night."

  • He's stereotypically texting and missing his mom demonstrate a carousel ride.

  • Little Ethan here is celebrating being the center of the universe for one year.

  • But "The World's Greatest Dad" is more worried about "Facebooking" it than actually being here.

  • Let's listen in and see if we can get some context.

  • "Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine."

  • He has the nerve to make a phone call at such a pivotal moment in his friend's life.

  • How could you be so disengaged while precious memories are being made?

  • Do you really think your friends need another baby picture in their feed?

  • Don't be such a self-centered guy.

  • Now, isn't that better?

  • "I think he just died."

  • Get off the phone now! It's gonna be okay.

  • There's no need to be afraid.

  • (Get off the phone now!) It doesn't love you. It's gonna die one day.

  • It's crawling with E.coli bacteria anyway.

  • (Get off the phone now!) It's gonna be okay.

  • Hey, guys. I'm on the set of our music video.

  • There's Rhett.

  • Seriously?

  • What?

Hey, man.

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