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  • Today we ask the question on everyone's mind this fall:

  • - Will it pumpkin spice? - Let's talk about that.

  • ♪ (theme music) ♪

  • Good mythical morning!

  • We ask you to ask us for advice on Facebook, and Twitter, and the like,

  • and we read those. We pick some too,

  • - then give the advice. - Yeah.

  • Like Allen Bowman, who asks, "What is the essence of Autum-nuh?"

  • Great question, Allen.

  • - Allen. (laughs) - Allen-nuh.

  • Allem-nuh.

  • The essence of Autumn, Allem, is...pumpkin spice.

  • Yeah, living in LA, there are no seasons.

  • - The weather doesn't even change. - Whoo!

  • The only way I know that it's fall or Autumn-nah,

  • is when they start throwing pumpkin spice into everything,

  • which brings us to our second question from Emma Kunneman:

  • "Will it pumpkin spice?" Which, I think--

  • - Only one way to find out, Emma! - Hoo! It's time to ask...and answer:

  • (Rhett and Link) Will It Pumpkin Spice?

  • We each have our own pumpkin spice thingie here.

  • - It does smell good. - Will pumpkin spice pumpkin spice?

  • - It smells like Autumn-nah. - Whoo!

  • Or fall, depending on how you pronounce it.

  • That is good. Right off the bat, I got some pizza here.

  • (Rhett) Will it pumpkin spice?

  • You know, people sprinkle all types of stuff on pizza.

  • Why not pumpkin spice, right?

  • - (Rhett taps hard on shaker) - (Link) I'm sure this isn't happening.

  • Oh, oh boy. It's raining pumpkin spice.

  • Alright, here we go. Hmm...

  • (chewing)

  • Its hard to mess up pizza, y'all.

  • - Hmm. - You gotta be careful when you breathe in

  • because the pumpkin spice will go into your lungs.

  • - It's a powder. - It is.

  • Somebody's already doing this. Surely Pizza Hut's doing this.

  • They do everything. They put cheese in the crust.

  • - Will it pumpkin spice? - Of course.

  • - Of course! - Yeah. Well, you already knew that though.

  • (ding)

  • Let's take it up a notch. Let's go with everyone's favorite condiment:

  • - Unbranded mayonnaise - Heh.

  • (Link) Will it pumpkin spice?

  • You woke up this morning asking yourself, "I wonder if mayonnaise

  • will pumpkin spice?" We're here for you, girl!

  • - Or guy! - I got some pumpkin spice pepperoni

  • - in between my-- - (loud thunk)

  • (Rhett) Go easy over there, Link.

  • Ain't nobody got time for that. Alright, here we go.

  • You realize that what you dip out is gonna have to down your throat?

  • (Rhett) Yeah, but it's gonna be pumpkin spiced.

  • Oh my goodness. Alright, here we go.

  • (Link) The combination of colors, the off-whiteness and the pumpkinness,

  • - really looks good. - Yeah. Come on.

  • It's fall.

  • Ah! Boy, that's some good mayonnaise.

  • - You know what? - It was nasty in the mouth,

  • - but it tasted good afterward. - It tasted good in the throat?

  • - What do you even mean by that? - (Link chuckles)

  • - There're no taste buds in there, man. - The aftertaste was good.

  • There are no tastebuds in the stomach. I gotta say, the only way to make

  • a spoonful of mayonnaise really good and perfect for Autumn

  • is some pumpkin spice. I'm gonna say, without a doubt,

  • this pumpkin spice is for me. You should be doing this.

  • - Will it pumpkin spice? - Heck yeah, it will!

  • Yeah.

  • (ding)

  • What else is on your mind? Bugs.

  • Now, I understand that these are dung beetles, but I'll let you smell 'em.

  • Oh my goodness. We've had these before,

  • but we haven't had 'em pumpkin spiced.

  • (Rhett) Will it pumpkin spice?

  • - Let me spice this thing for you. - They really smell like dung.

  • (Link) Dungs.

  • You're getting a lot of pumpkin spice on the table.

  • I'mma pumpkin spice expert. A professional.

  • Alright, so I'm gonna use the little bit of mayonnaise that's left

  • here to stick to the dung beetle.

  • (Rhett) Get lots of spice and a little bit of dung beetle.

  • (Link) Here we go.

  • (crunching)

  • (Link) It seems like a bug that's dressed up for Halloween.

  • Yeah. Ew. Ew!

  • - It really gets bad, don't it? - When you get through the pumpkin spice

  • and you get to the dung beetle-- if we're concluding if this is good...

  • (coughing)

  • Here it comes. There, it happened.

  • - I can't get this down. - Are we concluding if this is

  • a good experience, or if the pumpkin spice made it better?

  • 'Cause the pumpkin s--whoa!

  • (gagging) Oh god.

  • (Rhett) Pumpkin spice made it better, but this does NOT pumpkin spice.

  • It doesn't anything.

  • (buzzer)

  • I really need some liquid, so we're gonna go to some unbranded

  • green soda, known as-- what're we calling this?

  • The Residue of the Big Hills.

  • (Link) Will it pumpkin spice?

  • Might know it has something else.

  • - (Link) Byoop! - (Rhett) But we're gonna pumpkin spice it.

  • - And, again, this the kind of thing-- - We're gonna pumpkin spice it.

  • I can see on the shelves.

  • - (rapid tapping) - (Link) Oh, wow.

  • (chuckling)

  • If I were you, I would stir it with a handle.

  • You wanna make sure that the color changes, get some of the fizz.

  • (Link) I want some mayonnaise in mine, too.

  • - Oh! Listen to that. - (soda fizzes)

  • Wow, this might kill ya'.

  • - It sounds like the ocean. - Oh, smell that.

  • - Probably smells just like yours. (laughs) - Wanna smell mine instead?

  • - (Rhett) Here we go. - Hey, this is exciting!

  • To long life and happiness.

  • (glasses clink)

  • To superstition and stupidity.

  • (Rhett) It tastes like a pumpkin patch on the side of a mountain.

  • In the morning. When there's residue.

  • - (Link burps) Excuse me. - Emphasis on the "dew".

  • - It just tastes like cider-- - Spicy cider.

  • Which I think is probably a thing. Yeah, this does it! Yeah.

  • Add a little dung beetle, doesn't hurt.

  • And a little mayonnaise doesn't hurt either.

  • - Will it pumpkin spice? Yes! - Absolutely.

  • (ding)

  • We've said that Sriracha, in the Sriracha challenge, makes everything better,

  • so what if we reversed it?

  • (Rhett) Will it pumpkin spice?

  • The pumpkin spice Sriracha seemed like a good thing.

  • (Link sings octaves)

  • - Your whole body shakes. - Heh.

  • - To long life. - To stupidity and happiness.

  • (snickering)

  • - That is conflicting. - Yeah!

  • (crew laughs)

  • There's not a lot of good things I can say about that.

  • You know what? You probably need some spicy pumpkin dew to--

  • (crew laughs)

  • I'm gonna, "Does it pumpkin spice or will it pumpkin spice?"

  • No.

  • (buzzer)

  • Now we're gonna get a little bit creative here.

  • Antiperspirant deodorant.

  • (Link) Will it pumpkin spice?

  • [inaudible]

  • (Link) You lick it first, and let me know how that goes.

  • I think it's just for the underarms. If you apply enough

  • to cover one good underarm.

  • - Oh. - (crew and Rhett chuckle)

  • Hey, if it ain't on there anymore, it's on there.

  • - Whoa! - I'm going through the shirt.

  • (sniffs) Mmm.

  • I hope that brown is from the pumpkin spice, and not from something

  • that was already on my armpit.

  • (Rhett) Smells like Plymouth Rock under there.

  • (crew laughs)

  • (loud sniffing)

  • - It says it's scentless deodorant. - It's not bad.

  • - Not bad at all. - Well, that's fashionable.

  • There's a little tingle. It's stinging a little bit under this one,

  • - the one I put the pumpkin spice under. - You smell like a scarecrow.

  • (laughs)

  • Will it pumpkin spice? That's a tough one, bud.

  • - Yeah! Pumpkin spice deodorant. - Of course! Why not?

  • (ding)

  • Alright, now I am not excited about this next one.

  • But if pumpkin spice does what we're starting to think maybe it can do,

  • - like, have magical powers-- - (chuckles) Well.

  • We're gonna find out with this next one.

  • There's magic happening under my left underarm.

  • Pickled pigs feet.

  • (Rhett) Will it pumpkin spice?

  • Ooh, my goodness.

  • Oh my gosh! That's bad, man.

  • (Rhett) I thought they'd be harder. Like a hoof.

  • - I get 'em. - (Link retches)

  • Oh my nose. No, no, no.

  • - What about with pumpkin spice? - (retching)

  • (Rhett) Oh god...oh.

  • - Oh man-- - Hold on! You're pre-emptively barfing?

  • - That is the grossest thing. - (crew laughs)

  • Here, rip off one of those. I'm leaking over here.

  • - My pigs feet is leakin'. - Oh my gosh, man.

  • (Link) You're gonna put all that in your mouth?

  • (Rhett) No, I'm gonna cut it with my fork.

  • Oh, it cut with a spoon!

  • - Yeah. - (crew) Gross.

  • And now I'm pumpkin spicing it with a shaker.

  • I don't want to fail you guys. I'm gonna really try.

  • Yeah, just give it a little bit. (stammering)

  • - (Link) Oh my gosh, guys. - (Rhett) Do you want me to pumpkin spice

  • - that for you? - Spice it.

  • Pump! Here's the pumpkin spicing station.

  • - I've eaten things worse than this, right? - All right.

  • Let's not put this in front of me.

  • Come on, get it down. For the sake of Autumn-nuh.

  • Can you say, "You can do it, Serpent King."

  • You can do it, Serpent King.

  • Ew, it's so mushy!

  • Just remember, it's a pig's foot. (chuckling)

  • (crew joins in)

  • (Rhett) Tastes like a pig that got lose in a pumpkin patch.

  • And then we cut his feet off.

  • - AAARGH! - (Rhett) Yeah!

  • It's not bad.

  • Listen, I gotta say, I never could've gotten that down

  • if it wasn't lovingly covered in pumpkin spice.

  • Yeah, will it pumpkin spice?

  • - Yes! - Yeah!

  • (ding)

  • What's the only way to recover from eating part of a pickled pig's foot?

  • - Eating some pumpkin spice covered soil. - Yeah, dirt.

  • (Link) Will it pumpkin spice?

  • Are there worms or anything in this?

  • - (Rhett) You sterilized it, right? - (Link) There's roots in it!

  • - What do you mean, you sterilized it? - They microwaved it for a while.

  • (crew laughs)

  • (Link) I wanna put anything in my mouth just to cover up

  • - that pickled pigs feet. - (Rhett clicks tongue)

  • (Link) This is gonna be like heaven.

  • (deep sigh) Here we go.

  • Oops. Lost a little bit, but that's okay.

  • Okay.

  • (through mouthful) Tastes dry.

  • (muffled) It's not meant to be eaten.

  • - Very pumpkiny though. - (crew chuckles)

  • We're supposed to eat things that grow in the soil, NOT the soil.

  • - Very earthy taste. - (crew laughs)

  • (laughter)

  • I can't do this, man. I'm afraid to get it down.

  • Here you go. Oh.

  • (both spit)

  • (Rhett) Pumpkin mud.

  • Ooh, look at that, guys.

  • (spitting) Ugh.

  • (Rhett) Oh!

  • - Gross! - That was very dark,

  • - what came out of my mouth. - All right. See, now you don't have

  • to try that because now we have determined, "Will it pumpkin spice?"

  • Absolutely not!

  • (buzzer)

  • But you know what, Link? We can't forget...

  • (strums guitar)

  • (singing) You know what day it is.

  • (harmonizing) It's Thursday, and Thursday means mail.

  • Oh my goodness.

  • - I don't feel-- - (splutters)

  • - I don't feel well. - Um...

  • But I almost had to use this-- check it out, guys!

  • - Oh, god. - I'm burping and retching.

  • Link's Mythical Barf Bucket. I almost needed it today.

  • I was fighting using it because I didn't want to reveal

  • that it existed before we talked about it. Where's the letter? Over here?

  • - Go ahead. - That's nice.

  • Go ahead and spin that around.

  • "Dear Rhett and Link, my name is Mandy Meter from Minnesota

  • and I'm 17 years old. My family and I have been watching

  • your show since season one, and we love it.

  • I even showed an episode to my English teacher,

  • and she was impressed by Link's large vocabulary."

  • Wow.

  • - (flirtatiously) Hello, English teacher! - What grade are we talking about?

  • - Elementary? - You like those big words, don't ya'?

  • "I noticed that Link sometimes get a bit squeamish

  • with some of the things you guys have to eat, so I made a personalized

  • mythical barf bucket just for you, Link. You must leave little bits

  • from the show all over it."

  • I'mma see little bits of whatever I barf all in it.

  • (crew and Link laugh)

  • This is very sweet! Thank you!

  • "Best of luck to all y'all, and your team.

  • Thanks for the laughs, Mandy from Minnesota!"

  • Thank you, Mandy.

  • (pretends to barf)

  • I'm sure it'll get plenty of use. Plenty of use in the future.

  • Now, I've never actually barfed. Just for the record.

  • I've retched a lot, but it's good to have a target.

  • Wait, you've spit quite a bit. I mean, I spit quite a bit today

  • in my unbranded non-mythical beast made-out Rubbermaid bucket!

  • I'll share this with you. Thanks for liking and commenting

  • - on this video. - Remember, you can support the show

  • by checking out lynda.com/rhettandlink, where you can find thousands

  • - of online video tutorials! - Video, photo, f--

  • - What's something else...music. - (Rhett laughs)

  • Anything that you wanna learn how to do, do that. Lynda.com/rhettandlink.

  • - Free trial! - You know what time it is!

  • - I'm Coby. - I'm Leela.

  • - I'm Kaveena! - And we're from Elk Grove, California.

  • (girls) And it's time spin The Wheel of Mythicality!

  • Thank you, Mandy, for the barf bucket. You get a signed Good Mythical Morning

  • poster, available to everyone else at rhettandlink.com/store...store...store!

  • Also, click through to Good Mythical More, where we've got some treats

  • from the Philippines.

  • We're gonna see if these crackernuts will pumpkin spice.

  • - (goofy laughter) - Crackernuts.

  • Rhett brings his imaginary friend to the set.

  • - Hey, Link. I got someone. - Hey!

  • Ready?

  • I got someone...

  • Shh! I'm doin' it.

  • Can't you tell? Are you stupid?

  • - Don't be this way. - Rhett?

  • What...is happening?

  • Shh, I got somebody. Listen to--

  • (bangs table) DADGUMMIT!

  • Why don't you just let me introduce you?! I try to do this all the time,

  • and you wanna have a certain way that I do it!

  • Just let me do it. I was in the middle of it!

  • I got somebody I want you to meet. He's a real jerk.

  • (Link and crew laugh)

  • Who?

  • Marvin.

  • [Captioned by Sara: GMM captioning team]

Today we ask the question on everyone's mind this fall:

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